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Old 04-30-2009, 02:03 AM   #151
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

How about an azzhat to go along with the pick and the scarf?

White is pimp but pink is kinda balla....





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Old 04-30-2009, 03:05 AM   #152
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This thread needs 30% more making fun of David Williams for wearing a suit with tennis shoes. Douchier than the pick imo.
Still not as douchy as wearing promotional stickers on your suit though. Nothing says 'I love money so much, I'll do anything they ask me to do' than this:

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Old 04-30-2009, 04:18 AM   #153
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his doucheness is legendary. i hope this thread never dies.

i know he reads all this and says to himself, "yeah, they wish they were me".

if he was a spazzy poindexter type who never thought of himself as being cool, then i can handle his crazy scheme.

........but he actually does think he's cool. thats whats so tilting about him.

really, i'd say he's more of a text book "goon".......rather than a douche.

the plucked eyebrows and the toe thing. i really dont know if there is a word to properly desribe him. i think his existence will spawn a new word befitting of.............god, i dont even want to call him "him".

i should go marry his mom so i can kick the **** out of my new step son.
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:24 AM   #154
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How about an azzhat to go along with the pick and the scarf?

White is pimp but pink is kinda balla....





lol, the white pimp hat. but thats the thing though that is so tilting about him. if youre going to be a goon, then you should really go over the top. he should have the white pimp hat........but he doesnt. its like he finds a way to disapoint and tilt you at the same time.

can or has anyone asked whats up with the bandana and teethpick? why doesnt 2+2 do a interview with him?
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:27 AM   #155
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[ ] biggest douche

[x] biggest toolbox
Plz to explain the official differences between a douche and a toolbox for non native speakers, thx
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:35 AM   #156
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Reading some of threads here on 2+2 is sickening. Its like a bully gathering. Making fun of people is not nice at all and shame on you idiots who have nothing better to do then make fun of people.
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:41 AM   #157
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Reading some of threads here on 2+2 is sickening. Its like a bully gathering. Making fun of people is not nice at all and shame on you idiots who have nothing better to do then make fun of people.
i swear i agree with you.

........but not in david's case.
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:41 AM   #158
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David Williams is the Phil Ivey of Douchebags imo
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:57 AM   #159
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Peronally, I think the Jean-Robert knit beenie in the middle of Vegas dessert summer is way douchier.
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:13 AM   #160
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Peronally, I think the Jean-Robert knit beenie in the middle of Vegas dessert summer is way douchier.
what type of vegas dessert? like a chocolate mousse?
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:17 AM   #161
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"Two elves, it comes hobgoblin hobgoblin. So Sick!"

http://tr.youtube.com/watch?v=4bOOkMPJ3mU
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Here's a little douchebag story about MJ that I read in a book about a golfer who was writing about trying to make a go of it on the mini-tours. So, the author is playing a mini-tour round with a 20 something talented black golfer.

These golfers sometimes get funded by outside investors to help get their career going early on. The black golfer tells him a story about a meeting that was setup for him with Michael Jordan. Jordan showed interest in funding him and had him down to his home course for a round to see how he played. Once he got there Jordan told him that they would play for $500 and that Jordan who was a 2-3 handicap would get 6 strokes. The golfer was there to impress so agreed and played well, carding a 69. Jordan played better (73). He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.
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Still not as douchy as wearing promotional stickers on your suit though. Nothing says 'I love money so much, I'll do anything they ask me to do' than this:


THIS

er, I mean . . . .

THESE
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:20 AM   #162
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He needs to get beaten up more often.
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:23 AM   #163
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Did you see when the actor Brad Garrett was all in vs some young opponant? Brad had the cameras on him so of course he was acting all loud/funny, etc. Because he was so loud, people starting coming over to his table to see what the outcome of the hand would be. One of those people was David Williams. Brad looks at David and see's he's chewing on his toothpick and says something like, "I dunno what your eating there, but I want one and it looks delicious."

Thought that was LOL!!
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:54 AM   #164
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Peronally, I think the Jean-Robert knit beenie in the middle of Vegas dessert summer is way douchier.
People just assume you're balding. Is there ever a reason for a diamond studded toothpick other than flushing out the vaginal cavity?
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:05 AM   #165
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did u just call ivey a douche?
no i think he just called tiger woods a douche
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:09 AM   #166
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So iv been trying to put a series of photos on here for 25 mins.... maybe im the biggest d-bag!! (mouse breaking sound)
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:10 AM   #167
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He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player. In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?



he paid money for a ****ing diamond studded toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:14 AM   #168
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i should go marry his mom so i can kick the **** out of my new step son.
ROFL

This is pure win

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Old 04-30-2009, 10:16 AM   #169
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Peronally, I think the Jean-Robert knit beenie in the middle of Vegas dessert summer is way douchier.
trying to steal someone's douche thunder is rock bottom imo
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:22 AM   #170
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This is indeed off topic but holy smoke compared to these 'guys' on that site DW is pretty normal.
OMFG. What the hell is that?!?!?
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:28 AM   #171
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DW reminds me of Don Cheadle's character in Boogie Nights. He kept trying to find his "look" but ended up looking ridiculous.
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Old 04-30-2009, 11:55 AM   #172
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

not to play devil's advocate here b/c the toothpick is uber douchey.

however this guy has pretty sick clothes/sneakers/jewelry and consistently bags insane tail. he might be a huge nerd trying super hard and compensating but hes still ballin pretty out of control so i cant hate on him for that.

anecdote.....saw him in vegas in club, said whats up, he gave me dap and was cool. also he was surrounded by phenomenal trim
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:02 PM   #173
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Nelly on David Williams (at 2:27):

http://tv.pokernews.com/featured-vid...lo/21472604001
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:15 PM   #174
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check out his twitter
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:21 PM   #175
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Brad Garret dissing DW right to his face a couple times on the NBC HU was some of the best TV I have ever seen.

-David Williams walks over to Brad's table-
Brad: "David Williams, the vanilla ice of poker"
-David has no come back-
Brad: "Hey David, I was gonna come over there and lick it, I thought you had a lollipop in your mouth"


Among other things... but when David struts over with his pirate scarf and blingpick and gets called Vanilla Ice of poker, the look on his face was priceless.
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