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04-29-2009 , 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Runner Runner
Here's a little douchebag story about MJ that I read in a book about a golfer who was writing about trying to make a go of it on the mini-tours. So, the author is playing a mini-tour round with a 20 something talented black golfer.

These golfers sometimes get funded by outside investors to help get their career going early on. The black golfer tells him a story about a meeting that was setup for him with Michael Jordan. Jordan showed interest in funding him and had him down to his home course for a round to see how he played. Once he got there Jordan told him that they would play for $500 and that Jordan who was a 2-3 handicap would get 6 strokes. The golfer was there to impress so agreed and played well, carding a 69. Jordan played better (73). He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.

lol, u cant judge anyone after reading one story in a book. Its just for entertainment and its impossible to know wheter or not its true and everything can get twisted the way the writer wants to
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04-29-2009 , 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Runner Runner
He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.
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04-29-2009 , 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Runner Runner
Here's a little douchebag story about MJ that I read in a book about a golfer who was writing about trying to make a go of it on the mini-tours. So, the author is playing a mini-tour round with a 20 something talented black golfer.

These golfers sometimes get funded by outside investors to help get their career going early on. The black golfer tells him a story about a meeting that was setup for him with Michael Jordan. Jordan showed interest in funding him and had him down to his home course for a round to see how he played. Once he got there Jordan told him that they would play for $500 and that Jordan who was a 2-3 handicap would get 6 strokes. The golfer was there to impress so agreed and played well, carding a 69. Jordan played better (73). He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.


so if you play durrrrr and lose you think he should give you back the money you lost? DW is not trying to impress us so..... I always say if YOU like it do it as long as you are not harming others.
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04-29-2009 , 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce
This is the same line of thinking that took a perfectly good analogy, then started the "MJ is a douche??" thread hijack
Congratulations on getting the joke! Now tell us, how does it feel?
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04-29-2009 , 10:30 AM
Damn DW really gets hated here.
He comes across as arrogant at the tables but I think it's be the poker personality he creates.
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04-29-2009 , 10:31 AM
I think the toothpick and bandanna is due to David recently ordering a delicious meal at the table. After he's done the delicious meal, he tosses the pic, pushes up the bandanna onto his face and conducts local train robberies. The shades are just an indicator to acting authorities that he's in control, not them.
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04-29-2009 , 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by isapistola
Congratulations on getting the joke! Now tell us, how does it feel?
Well, I was clearly leveled. It feels terrible. It's like your skin being lightly pricked all over.
I was outwitted in a battle of nvgness by someone with 250 or so posts. This not only shows a lack of judgement on my part, but a deep lack of intelligence. By leveling me he has shown me to be an intellectual weakling struggling to lift even an empty bar sans weights in the gym of knowledge. And it is public.
A thousand eyes can see my shame as though I were lying naked in the middle of a stadium for all to see with blood from my wounds running along my boiled skin.
Emotionally, I am devastated. I will have to do something theraputic to mentally recover from my anguish.
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04-29-2009 , 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by ******icvs
Men! Don't abandon your children! They need a father figure or they will turn out to be D-bags that think diamond studded toothpicks are pimp!

(sorry for excessive !, it had to be done.)
Men! Please abandon your wives! Your children need a father figure or they will turn out to be D-bags that think diamond studded toothpicks are pimp!
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04-29-2009 , 11:16 AM
People...the PICK isn't what makes him a douche...it's the pick HOLDER that makes him a douche. If he just had a toothpick, given that it's DW, it's on the dork radar, but not douche (for the toothpick...he has douche locked up anyway). But the encrusted pick holder is what takes his douchery to new heights.
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04-29-2009 , 11:22 AM


underdressing for day one
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04-29-2009 , 11:26 AM
I know I may be getting a bit off topic here but for the ultimate comparison site... http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
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04-29-2009 , 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Clovis8
He looks like he going to a gay bar w/ that scurf
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04-29-2009 , 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by adam_smith
I know I may be getting a bit off topic here but for the ultimate comparison site... http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/


This is indeed off topic but holy smoke compared to these 'guys' on that site DW is pretty normal.
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04-29-2009 , 11:59 AM
oompa loompas all grown up?
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04-29-2009 , 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by rockforlight
oompa loompas all grown up?
BWAHAHAHA!!!
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04-29-2009 , 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Runner Runner
Here's a little douchebag story about MJ that I read in a book about a golfer who was writing about trying to make a go of it on the mini-tours. So, the author is playing a mini-tour round with a 20 something talented black golfer.

These golfers sometimes get funded by outside investors to help get their career going early on. The black golfer tells him a story about a meeting that was setup for him with Michael Jordan. Jordan showed interest in funding him and had him down to his home course for a round to see how he played. Once he got there Jordan told him that they would play for $500 and that Jordan who was a 2-3 handicap would get 6 strokes. The golfer was there to impress so agreed and played well, carding a 69. Jordan played better (73). He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.
Damn that golfing story is actually hilarious I didn't realize MJ is such a cool guy until now.
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04-29-2009 , 12:28 PM
Saw him on the heads up championship.. lol @ a diamond toothpick.
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04-29-2009 , 12:40 PM
Who the ufck is david williams?
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04-29-2009 , 12:42 PM
It's called an "icepik" lolz
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04-29-2009 , 12:42 PM
MJ rules. theres been a rumor floating around forever the year he "took off" to play baseball he was actually suspended for betting on NBA games but they didnt wanna make it public. but who knows
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04-29-2009 , 01:50 PM
i hear 9/11 might have been a government conspiracy too......but who knows
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04-29-2009 , 05:15 PM
David "Summer's Eve" Williams...king of his mountain!!!
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04-29-2009 , 05:17 PM
my toe sucking pics got deleted i thought it added so much to this thread
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04-29-2009 , 06:20 PM
david williams is a douche, but not too much talk of Doug Lee's douchebaggery. haven't you guys seen his wiki page?
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04-29-2009 , 07:14 PM
I wonder how long david williams would last in east st louis.... prop bets?
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