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Old 04-29-2009, 10:14 AM   #101
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Here's a little douchebag story about MJ that I read in a book about a golfer who was writing about trying to make a go of it on the mini-tours. So, the author is playing a mini-tour round with a 20 something talented black golfer.

These golfers sometimes get funded by outside investors to help get their career going early on. The black golfer tells him a story about a meeting that was setup for him with Michael Jordan. Jordan showed interest in funding him and had him down to his home course for a round to see how he played. Once he got there Jordan told him that they would play for $500 and that Jordan who was a 2-3 handicap would get 6 strokes. The golfer was there to impress so agreed and played well, carding a 69. Jordan played better (73). He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.

lol, u cant judge anyone after reading one story in a book. Its just for entertainment and its impossible to know wheter or not its true and everything can get twisted the way the writer wants to
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:18 AM   #102
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He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:19 AM   #103
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Here's a little douchebag story about MJ that I read in a book about a golfer who was writing about trying to make a go of it on the mini-tours. So, the author is playing a mini-tour round with a 20 something talented black golfer.

These golfers sometimes get funded by outside investors to help get their career going early on. The black golfer tells him a story about a meeting that was setup for him with Michael Jordan. Jordan showed interest in funding him and had him down to his home course for a round to see how he played. Once he got there Jordan told him that they would play for $500 and that Jordan who was a 2-3 handicap would get 6 strokes. The golfer was there to impress so agreed and played well, carding a 69. Jordan played better (73). He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.


so if you play durrrrr and lose you think he should give you back the money you lost? DW is not trying to impress us so..... I always say if YOU like it do it as long as you are not harming others.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:22 AM   #104
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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This is the same line of thinking that took a perfectly good analogy, then started the "MJ is a douche??" thread hijack
Congratulations on getting the joke! Now tell us, how does it feel?
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:30 AM   #105
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Damn DW really gets hated here.
He comes across as arrogant at the tables but I think it's be the poker personality he creates.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:31 AM   #106
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I think the toothpick and bandanna is due to David recently ordering a delicious meal at the table. After he's done the delicious meal, he tosses the pic, pushes up the bandanna onto his face and conducts local train robberies. The shades are just an indicator to acting authorities that he's in control, not them.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:39 AM   #107
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Congratulations on getting the joke! Now tell us, how does it feel?
Well, I was clearly leveled. It feels terrible. It's like your skin being lightly pricked all over.
I was outwitted in a battle of nvgness by someone with 250 or so posts. This not only shows a lack of judgement on my part, but a deep lack of intelligence. By leveling me he has shown me to be an intellectual weakling struggling to lift even an empty bar sans weights in the gym of knowledge. And it is public.
A thousand eyes can see my shame as though I were lying naked in the middle of a stadium for all to see with blood from my wounds running along my boiled skin.
Emotionally, I am devastated. I will have to do something theraputic to mentally recover from my anguish.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:53 AM   #108
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Men! Don't abandon your children! They need a father figure or they will turn out to be D-bags that think diamond studded toothpicks are pimp!

(sorry for excessive !, it had to be done.)
Men! Please abandon your wives! Your children need a father figure or they will turn out to be D-bags that think diamond studded toothpicks are pimp!
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:16 AM   #109
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

People...the PICK isn't what makes him a douche...it's the pick HOLDER that makes him a douche. If he just had a toothpick, given that it's DW, it's on the dork radar, but not douche (for the toothpick...he has douche locked up anyway). But the encrusted pick holder is what takes his douchery to new heights.
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:22 AM   #110
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underdressing for day one
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:26 AM   #111
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I know I may be getting a bit off topic here but for the ultimate comparison site... http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:54 AM   #112
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He looks like he going to a gay bar w/ that scurf
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:55 AM   #113
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I know I may be getting a bit off topic here but for the ultimate comparison site... http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/


This is indeed off topic but holy smoke compared to these 'guys' on that site DW is pretty normal.
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:59 AM   #114
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oompa loompas all grown up?
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:09 PM   #115
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oompa loompas all grown up?
BWAHAHAHA!!!
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:23 PM   #116
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Here's a little douchebag story about MJ that I read in a book about a golfer who was writing about trying to make a go of it on the mini-tours. So, the author is playing a mini-tour round with a 20 something talented black golfer.

These golfers sometimes get funded by outside investors to help get their career going early on. The black golfer tells him a story about a meeting that was setup for him with Michael Jordan. Jordan showed interest in funding him and had him down to his home course for a round to see how he played. Once he got there Jordan told him that they would play for $500 and that Jordan who was a 2-3 handicap would get 6 strokes. The golfer was there to impress so agreed and played well, carding a 69. Jordan played better (73). He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.
Damn that golfing story is actually hilarious I didn't realize MJ is such a cool guy until now.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:28 PM   #117
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Saw him on the heads up championship.. lol @ a diamond toothpick.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:40 PM   #118
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Who the ufck is david williams?
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:42 PM   #119
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

It's called an "icepik" lolz
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:42 PM   #120
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MJ rules. theres been a rumor floating around forever the year he "took off" to play baseball he was actually suspended for betting on NBA games but they didnt wanna make it public. but who knows
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:50 PM   #121
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i hear 9/11 might have been a government conspiracy too......but who knows
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:15 PM   #122
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

David "Summer's Eve" Williams...king of his mountain!!!
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:17 PM   #123
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my toe sucking pics got deleted i thought it added so much to this thread
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:20 PM   #124
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david williams is a douche, but not too much talk of Doug Lee's douchebaggery. haven't you guys seen his wiki page?
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:14 PM   #125
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I wonder how long david williams would last in east st louis.... prop bets?
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