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Old 04-29-2009, 05:47 AM   #76
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

For anybody unconvinced of his douchebaggery, I urge you to read Michale Kaplan's 'American' feature in this month's Poker Player magazine (no linky - it aint online yet). It truly is cringeworthy - DW talking about fashion and how all these girls in clubs come up and tell him nobody could pull off style like he does.

Painful stuff.
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:05 AM   #77
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everything about the guy screams "im a nerd trying to convince people i am a bad ass gangstarrrr".

over/ under he reads Harry Potter before bed time?
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:24 AM   #78
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

He's not trying to appeal to fat, stay-at-home, nerdy young men (=2p2). He's trying to impress the MTV-watching, shallow, skanky club-whore bimbos and I bet it works well.

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he looks as gay as kanye

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It's funny how the "gayest" guys always get the most and hottest chicks. Men dress like that (and do just about everything else) to impress the ladies.

With that said, yes he is a douche, and no, that toothpick isn't as douchy as the AA necklace imo.
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:30 AM   #79
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Men! Don't abandon your children! They need a father figure or they will turn out to be D-bags that think diamond studded toothpicks are pimp!

(sorry for excessive !, it had to be done.)
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:33 AM   #80
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With that said, yes he is a douche, and no, that toothpick isn't as douchy as the AA necklace imo.
The AA necklace is douchy, but that diamond toothpick is so douchy that they haven't even invented a word for it. How does someone come up with the idea for a toothpick like that?
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:03 AM   #81
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I think he's pretty cool.
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:06 AM   #82
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maybe its one big joke and when he gets home he's all "ha ha ha boy did i look foolish out there i bet everyone got so tilted"
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:40 AM   #83
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

David Williams is the Phil Ivey of Douchebags imo
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Old 04-29-2009, 08:13 AM   #84
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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over/ under he reads Harry Potter before bed time?
Wtf does reading harry potter before bedtime have to do with nerdiness???
Are you one of the losers who hasn't read it?
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Old 04-29-2009, 08:14 AM   #85
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Wtf does reading harry potter before bedtime have to do with nerdiness???
Are you one of the losers who hasn't read it?
lolharrypotter
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Old 04-29-2009, 08:26 AM   #86
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

He got kicked off the MtG pro circuit for marking cards and false shuffling...although he probably claims it was because he was just too pimp of course...
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Old 04-29-2009, 08:46 AM   #87
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I don't know if he is a douche. But he is definately a dorky desperate attention seeker.

A diamond encrusted toothpick will never be cool. Thinking you need one to look cool and paying money to have one is even less so.
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Old 04-29-2009, 08:50 AM   #88
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I bet he got kicked out of the porn industry because he wore a golden condom with real diamonds on it and ended up hurting one of the girls.
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:00 AM   #89
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David Williams is the Phil Ivey of Douchebags imo
did u just call ivey a douche?
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:03 AM   #90
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did u just call ivey a douche?
This is the same line of thinking that took a perfectly good analogy, then started the "MJ is a douche??" thread hijack
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:09 AM   #91
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

David Williams is confirmed top douche. Doug Lee and DW HU4BiggestToolbox?
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:10 AM   #92
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This is the same line of thinking that took a perfectly good analogy, then started the "MJ is a douche??" thread hijack
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:16 AM   #93
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

i jus saw that toothpick thing on the hu chamionship the other day and i thought to myself what a queer this guy is and sure enough I come on 2p2 today and theres a thread..... lol.
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:21 AM   #94
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http://www.twitter.com/dwpoker

the guy is a walking joke. He is trying so hard to be popular and cool is pretty sad at this point. He is begging/screaming for attention.

Not to mention he says he goes to the gym about every 2 days on twitter and yet he has the body of a 12 year old boy, i don't get it.


I wish i had his money, but not his life.
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:29 AM   #95
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LOL
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:34 AM   #96
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Wtf does reading harry potter before bedtime have to do with nerdiness???
Are you one of the losers who hasn't read it?
Bryce is right, HP is good.
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:35 AM   #97
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

obv can never take him seriously after seeing/knowing he did a foot fetish porn...
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:38 AM   #98
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LOL
Btw, notice how he cant even do that "card toss" thing right... the deck is suposed to bend the other way. lol... ****ing duchiot
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:38 AM   #99
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Damn this thread is gonna set a record for weak burns
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:04 AM   #100
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Here's a little douchebag story about MJ that I read in a book about a golfer who was writing about trying to make a go of it on the mini-tours. So, the author is playing a mini-tour round with a 20 something talented black golfer.

These golfers sometimes get funded by outside investors to help get their career going early on. The black golfer tells him a story about a meeting that was setup for him with Michael Jordan. Jordan showed interest in funding him and had him down to his home course for a round to see how he played. Once he got there Jordan told him that they would play for $500 and that Jordan who was a 2-3 handicap would get 6 strokes. The golfer was there to impress so agreed and played well, carding a 69. Jordan played better (73). He didn't think Jordan would take his money, but he did and he told the young golfer: "Thanks, I was going to eat hot dogs tonite, but now I think I'll have steak." He never heard from Jordan again about the funding.
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