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Old 04-29-2009, 02:01 AM   #51
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what's wrong with that asian guy? so geeky is all.
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:02 AM   #52
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the pick is not douchy imo.
Agree.
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:12 AM   #53
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

how about david williams with a diamond encrusted baby pacifier?

you see? he hasnt come close to the levels of doochiness that i can envision.

c'mon boys. step up your game man.
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:14 AM   #54
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player. In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?



he paid money for a ****ing diamond studded toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Easy. The bandanna he's wearing.
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:31 AM   #55
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god he looks like a tool
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:07 AM   #56
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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The bandana is obv to cover his mouth to keep from getting the swine flu.
He wouldnt have to worry about swine flu if he'd stop putting old pigs feet in his mouth imo
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:08 AM   #57
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anyone mentioning MJ and douchebag in the same sentence can jump off a cliff immeadiatley.
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:17 AM   #58
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

its the bandana that super ghey. Toothpicks are pimp...have you forgotten this hunk of manjunk?
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:18 AM   #59
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

cmon, give him a break, he needs the toothpick to remove all the feetdirt in his mouth

He wants to look balla

but actually its fagala
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:20 AM   #60
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i think he should have ordered a diamond covered toe and suck on it while playing live MTTs.
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:23 AM   #61
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Douche bag scale

out of 10

8 of 10 Michael Jordan

9 of 10 Phil Helmuth
10 of 10 David Williams

and i totally agree w/ some things mentioned earlier

*he's a nerd trying hard not to act like one.

** he most certainly don't have 6 mil anymore.
did you just call Michael Jordan a douchebag?

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Old 04-29-2009, 03:29 AM   #62
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Wow, MJ a hater....

NVG goes where no hate has ever gone.


I cant really discern IF the poster is saying MJ is a douche or not...if he is he needs to go walk into an intersection and set a camera phone up to record it for us.

MJ= pimp of all nations.

p.s. for someone who cares SO MUCH about how they look...you would think DW would pick up a **** weight or jumprope or bball..dude's body looks saggy like a 55 yr olds...no ****.
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:34 AM   #63
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Ok, the toothpick is pushing it and he's tryin' a little too hard but he's rich

Name: David Williams
Location: Las Vegas, NV, United States
Cashes: 48
Total Winnings: $6,069,611
First Place Finishes: 4
WSOP Bracelets: 1
ProRank 1 Position: 174 [ DETAILS ]
Started Playing Poker: 1997

Lol he won 30k playing Magic the Gathering:

Williams established himself as one of the best Magic: The Gathering players in the world. Williams earned more than $30,000 playing Magic before he tried his hand at Texas Hold'em
[img] http://media.cardplayer.com/image/d/...2_Large_-2.JPG [/img]
It's a bit hard to believe he's that rich. Given that he was staked for his big wins, and likely had losing years in tournaments in 2005,2007, and 2008, he'd have to be getting a ton of money from endorsements+appearances+book sales?+cash games(? maybe not). It's even worse if he owed makeup in 2006 for his poor 2005.

He dresses expensively, parties, and presumably has a nice place, so obviously he has money. It's just hard to believe that his apparent wealth is sustainable given that he was staked for so long, has had bad results over the past 4.5 years in tournament play, and isn't known for being particularly competent at cash games. I wouldn't be surprised to see him broke/scaled down sometime in the next year or two if his results continue to be crap. How long does his share of the 2004 money last?
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:35 AM   #64
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I usually dunt mention this, but def alot of HATERS ITT
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:43 AM   #65
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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The bandana is obv to cover his mouth to keep from getting the swine flu.
The pick is necessary to clear out all the hooker toe jam, obv.

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he'd have to be getting a ton of money from endorsements+appearances+book sales?+cash games(? maybe not).
Don't forget the fees for appearing in porn videos. That's gotta add up too.
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:47 AM   #66
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Don't forget the fees for appearing in porn videos. That's gotta add up too.
not if he's getting paid by time. he lasted like 5 mins, and that was getting jerked by feet! lolz
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:03 AM   #67
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Douche bag scale

out of 10

8 of 10 Michael Jordan
ban this moron
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:08 AM   #68
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

He should hope not to walk into the wrong people in vegas wearin that bandana when he ain't claimin nothin...
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:11 AM   #69
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

dw vs. ph for biggest douche in poker = greatest 2-horse race in world history. people will mention doug lee, but just cuz youre a corny small-dicked asian doesnt necessarily make you a douche. not in the way these guys are douches at least.

and yea calling michael jordan a douche in any manner is just plain ****in wrong
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:18 AM   #70
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

OP, i'll lay ya 2:1 you get your account reopened.
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:24 AM   #71
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

In before who the F are you.
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:29 AM   #72
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

As much as Brad Garrett annoyed me at the NHUPC, he did make a nice comment on Davids diamond tooth pick: "Hey, David. If you're finished with that lollipop, perhaps you could pass that on to the floorman?"
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Old 04-29-2009, 04:39 AM   #73
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

im pretty sure helmuth is still a bigger douche ainec
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:01 AM   #74
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im pretty sure helmuth is still a bigger douche ainec
this. he doesn't have foot sucking videos though..
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:12 AM   #75
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Something went tragically wrong with the Michael Jordan analogy, though it started out sensibly enough.

DW : a superstar of douchiness
as
MJ : a superstar of basketball

... OK, that would pass on the SATs.

MJ = douche

... does not compute.
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