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Old 04-29-2009, 12:31 AM   #26
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Anybody want to take a guess at the price tag on an item like that?
according to this starting at around $1500 US.

http://www.bornrich.org/entry/diamond-encrusted-toothpick-sleeve-for-the-fashionistas/
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:35 AM   #27
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

i was gonna suggest someone douchier but after seeing the pic i couldnt figure out anyone worse.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:36 AM   #28
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Pretty sure he was staked during his ME cash and continued to be staked by Ivey. Sure he has Bodog money but between toothpicks, chains and his Air Force 1 collection he doesn't have anywhere close to his $6m left.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:37 AM   #29
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

The bandana is obv to cover his mouth to keep from getting the swine flu.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:39 AM   #30
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I heard he cheated and is banned from playing magic now
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:44 AM   #31
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

He's doing for douchebaggery what Micheal Jordan did for basketball, he's taking it to new unheard of levels.

What goes through someone's mind when they are getting dressed like that.

"Hmm ya I look good, but I definitely need this bandana... and my diamond encrusted toothpick."

He seems desperate for attention and desperate to show everyone how "cool" he is.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:48 AM   #32
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

i sort of know him and i like him, but i must agree that the toothpick is as douchey as it gets.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:49 AM   #33
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

the bandana is 10x douchier than the toothpick imo. he should have his own unit, like candle power. turtleneck is 100 toepower, etc.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:49 AM   #34
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Wow, DW is trying really hard.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:52 AM   #35
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Douche bag scale

out of 10

8 of 10 Michael Jordan

9 of 10 Phil Helmuth
10 of 10 David Williams

and i totally agree w/ some things mentioned earlier

*he's a nerd trying hard not to act like one.

** he most certainly don't have 6 mil anymore.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:55 AM   #36
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Wow, DW is trying really hard.
Key word
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:57 AM   #37
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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according to this starting at around $1500 US.
vurry 'spensive indeed. teddy would approve.

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Old 04-29-2009, 12:58 AM   #38
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Isn't this the guy who left Harvard because he couldn't stand being away from his Mommy and crawled out from the Magic the Gathering circuit? Oh yeah, and likes old lady toes ftw!
Princeton
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:58 AM   #39
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

why the **** are you idiots calling MJ a douchebag? MJ is my hero

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Old 04-29-2009, 01:12 AM   #40
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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BELLY FLOP!!!!
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:15 AM   #41
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Wasnt he in Brokeback Mountain?

hahahahahaha!

i'm buzzed that's why i find it funny
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:21 AM   #42
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

He seems like a really cool guy and I bet he could get you into all the best clubs.
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:35 AM   #43
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Quote: "In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?"

YES! How bout that fagggy asss looking bandanna around his neck. So gayyy!
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:43 AM   #44
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player.
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:45 AM   #45
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

This is my guess...

He will "lost" his toothpick in a couple of weeks. (after realize how douche it was)

come on..one thing is Mr Farha with a cigarette, but this...
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:46 AM   #46
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vurry 'spensive indeed. teddy would approve.

baller ass headphones damn son
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:47 AM   #47
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Douche bag scale
out of 10
8 of 10 Michael Jordan
if you're associating MJ with a douchebag scale, you top the douche list
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:54 AM   #48
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

"Two elves, it comes hobgoblin hobgoblin. So Sick!"

http://tr.youtube.com/watch?v=4bOOkMPJ3mU

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Old 04-29-2009, 01:57 AM   #49
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

LMAO @ ppl associating Michael "****in" Jordan (THE best basketball player in the "****in" universe) on a douchbag scale!?!?!
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:59 AM   #50
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The Vanilla Ice of poker IMO
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