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Old 08-24-2009, 10:04 PM   #426
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Douche bag scale

out of 10

8 of 10 Michael Jordan


9 of 10 Phil Helmuth
10 of 10 David Williams

and i totally agree w/ some things mentioned earlier

*he's a nerd trying hard not to act like one.

** he most certainly don't have 6 mil anymore.
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Old 08-24-2009, 10:09 PM   #427
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

i think the diamond crested toothpick is quite original..

its rather P-I-M-P
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:24 AM   #428
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5glF_6DIm-U
start at 6:44, Mr. Williams puts on a clinic
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Old 08-25-2009, 08:36 PM   #429
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I don't think anyone in the history of the planet will ever top David Williams in terms of douchieness, but damn the Dennis Phillips entourage complete with a freaking horn blower every time DP wins a pot... that is a fine effort.
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Old 08-26-2009, 01:13 PM   #430
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Not a big fan of the toothpick but I think maybe Teddy the Iceman and his bedazzled headphones come close.
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:11 AM   #431
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

lolol just found this interview of marlon wayans at wsop09, and he's picking on DW:

skip to 2:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40W22RWjc4
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Old 03-06-2010, 08:07 PM   #432
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Ripping Cards in Half Doesn't Stave Off Williams' Elimination
The last remaining Spades-Clubs Round of 32 match pitted former WSOP Main Event runner-up Erik Seidel against former WSOP Main Event runner-up David Williams. With blinds large, the two got all in before the flop. Seidel turned over the best starting hand, AA . Upon seeing Seidel's hand, Williams ripped his own A6 in half!

The producers first placed the halves of Williams cards on the table for the all-in moment, then substituted them with cards from a different table, and then decided to go with the original cards after all. It made no difference for Williams. The board came all red to send Seidel on to the Sweet 16 and Williams home short of the money.
stay classy
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Old 03-06-2010, 08:50 PM   #433
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Jamie Gold with his god-damn blue berry's was pretty douchie.
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Old 03-07-2010, 01:49 AM   #434
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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got it from his (ex?) girlfriend and that the history behind it is a little sensitive or smthg.
Yeah, it's a little sensitive, it's a toenail pick.
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Old 03-07-2010, 01:51 AM   #435
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

wow 434 posts about a toothpick .... congrats boys....
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Old 03-07-2010, 01:51 AM   #436
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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haha, ya thats top 1 doucheness. Thats new money for you.
new money is the key label their
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Old 03-07-2010, 07:54 PM   #437
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wow 434 posts about a toothpick .... congrats boys....
hi david!
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Old 03-07-2010, 08:04 PM   #438
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I would have voted for platinum Aces chain he wore on HSP myself

But I hear the guy's now busto and is now one of Men the Master's "stake" crew, so I feel bad FYIW
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Old 03-07-2010, 08:59 PM   #439
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i wonder what it tastes like
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Old 03-07-2010, 09:06 PM   #440
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TONY THE TOEMONSTER
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Old 03-07-2010, 11:13 PM   #441
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I think he's pretty cool.
I lol'd
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:23 AM   #442
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Sounds like some one filled up on their hatorade this morning.
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Old 03-08-2010, 06:41 AM   #443
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12 on a 10 scale:


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Old 03-08-2010, 07:07 AM   #444
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Williams has been a pro since he finished runner-up in the main event presumably?

Winning years he has had since? None I bet.
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Old 03-08-2010, 07:18 AM   #445
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Saw him going to the event, he was running a pimp new fro. Almost didn't recognize him.
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Old 03-08-2010, 11:39 AM   #446
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

i wonder if he liked being so obviously portrayed as the huge fish on 2 months 2 million
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Old 03-08-2010, 11:53 AM   #447
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

The word "toothpick" is really not necessary in this thread title.
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Old 04-20-2010, 02:54 PM   #448
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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David "Douchepick" Williams made the final table of the limit shootout.

Odds of seeing the actual douchepick?
Here's one... it puts the lotion on its manboobs



gg, douchepick
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Old 04-20-2010, 02:57 PM   #449
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Old 04-20-2010, 03:23 PM   #450
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player. In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?



he paid money for a ****ing diamond studded toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ziigmund wanna be IMO
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