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Old 06-20-2009, 05:59 AM   #401
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

He is a different kind of douche than Doug Lee. Sure they r both celebrity wannabes, but from what Ive heard Doug Lee is a sociopath angleshooter slowroller douche, while David Williams is a kid who got more money than he could handle for his age, so he became a lil arrogant douchebag with a lolridiculous sense of style.

That makes Doug the bigger douchebag in my book.

e.g. if you talk to DW for 10 minutes you might end up thinking "lol what a douchebag!" but if you talk to DL u might end up going "wtf is wrong with this guy? unf'inbelievable douchebaggery!"

obv I dont really know either one of them, this is just from what Ive seen & read, so theres a decent chance Im way off & Im the bigger wanker.
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:28 AM   #402
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

David "Douchepick" Williams made the final table of the limit shootout.

Odds of seeing the actual douchepick?
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Old 06-28-2009, 06:33 AM   #403
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Not a douche.
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Old 06-28-2009, 06:38 AM   #404
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Think it was in an interview somewhere that he didnt buy it himself but got it from his (ex?) girlfriend and that the history behind it is a little sensitive or smthg.

Based on the video blogs, he seems like a standup guy.
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Old 07-04-2009, 02:52 AM   #405
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

dwpoker: Uh Oh, Swagger on a zillion. I'm Louis V downed like a Louis V Chameleon! http://twitpic.com/984hu

FYI: The shoes are the Kanye West Louis Vuitton collection @ $700 a pair.

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Old 08-05-2009, 06:18 PM   #406
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Did you see David Williams on the WSOP Trivia Challange last night, during the Binion's Cup? His eyes were awfully puffy and glassy. Must have been up all night playing poker or (puff, puff) something else caused it.
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:47 PM   #407
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Did you see David Williams on the WSOP Trivia Challange last night, during the Binion's Cup? His eyes were awfully puffy and glassy. Must have been up all night playing poker or (puff, puff) something else caused it.
yup... he looked toasted...

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Old 08-05-2009, 08:36 PM   #408
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Atleast doug lee makes me laugh and hearing stories about his toolboxness brings a smile to my face. DW on the other hand it just makes me cringe seeing his picture let alone hearing him talk. Id rather stab myself in the balls with a fork then ever hear another word spoke about him.
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:19 PM   #409
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? what's toemonster mean
Years ago David Williams was in a foot-fetish porno flick, as a guy named "Tony" who enjoyed sucking the feet of White MILFs or some sh*t. I'm not kidding. I think he filmed this shortly before he final tabled the WSOP in '04.

So one of his myriad nicknames is "TOEMONSTER"
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Old 08-06-2009, 01:21 AM   #410
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who the f is david williams

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Old 08-06-2009, 07:37 AM   #411
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

idk if u can top this level of doucheness this just blew my mind when i saw it...

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Old 08-11-2009, 11:09 AM   #412
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Suppose some David Blaine douche joke already exist in this thread, but:



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Old 08-11-2009, 02:01 PM   #413
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

funny thing is, this dude was a giant dork back in 05, now he thinks he's the coolest man alive.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:21 PM   #414
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Money doesn't change people, it amplifies their flaws.

He was likely always a dork/douche but he just never had disposable income to spend on clothing that fully emphasizes his true natural level of douchetard. Now he does, and we all lose because of it.
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Old 08-11-2009, 06:10 PM   #415
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

He should try to get a refund - it's not even a decent toothpick. it's so blunt that it would be useless after eating a dozen chicken wings. It looks like he's sucking on a golf tee.
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:43 PM   #416
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He should try to get a refund - it's not even a decent toothpick. it's so blunt that it would be useless after eating a dozen chicken wings. It looks like he's sucking on a golf tee.
racism itt
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Old 08-11-2009, 09:18 PM   #417
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Money doesn't change people, it amplifies their flaws.

He was likely always a dork/douche but he just never had disposable income to spend on clothing that fully emphasizes his true natural level of douchetard. Now he does, and we all lose because of it.
guy was a math nerd, huggin his mother every chance he could, now he's super badass, king of Vegas.
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Old 08-14-2009, 09:33 PM   #418
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He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player. In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?



he paid money for a ****ing diamond studded toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-23-2009, 09:06 PM   #419
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5glF_6DIm-U
start at 6:44, Mr. Williams puts on a clinic
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Old 08-24-2009, 06:39 PM   #420
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

He may be a tool but he his style is pretty fresh... Definately over the top but still pretty tough... And just because he's a momma's boy and went to an Ivy League school doesn't make him a dork, it makes him highly educated.. He is more talented than anybody on this board and has more money so everybody stop sippin on that hatorade
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Old 08-24-2009, 07:00 PM   #421
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He may be a tool but he his style is pretty fresh... Definately over the top but still pretty tough... And just because he's a momma's boy and went to an Ivy League school doesn't make him a dork, it makes him highly educated.. He is more talented than anybody on this board and has more money so everybody stop sippin on that hatorade



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Old 08-24-2009, 07:27 PM   #422
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5glF_6DIm-U
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lol...thanks
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Old 08-24-2009, 07:33 PM   #423
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He may be a tool but he his style is pretty fresh... Definately over the top but still pretty tough... And just because he's a momma's boy and went to an Ivy League school doesn't make him a dork, it makes him highly educated.. He is more talented than anybody on this board and has more money so everybody stop sippin on that hatorade
that's what the internet is for. I only come here to hate.
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Old 08-24-2009, 07:40 PM   #424
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I mean from what ppl who know him have said hes a really cool guy and fun to hang with. But the toothpick did come across as trying way too hard semi hellmuthish.
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Old 08-24-2009, 08:40 PM   #425
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He may be a tool but he his style is pretty fresh... Definately over the top but still pretty tough... And just because he's a momma's boy and went to an Ivy League school doesn't make him a dork, it makes him highly educated.. He is more talented than anybody on this board and has more money so everybody stop sippin on that hatorade
I agree with you dave. Your style is pretty fresh. Btw - do you know where I can get some gold encrusted dental floss?
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