He is a different kind of douche than Doug Lee. Sure they r both celebrity wannabes, but from what Ive heard Doug Lee is a sociopath angleshooter slowroller douche, while David Williams is a kid who got more money than he could handle for his age, so he became a lil arrogant douchebag with a lolridiculous sense of style.

That makes Doug the bigger douchebag in my book.

e.g. if you talk to DW for 10 minutes you might end up thinking "lol what a douchebag!" but if you talk to DL u might end up going "wtf is wrong with this guy? unf'inbelievable douchebaggery!"

obv I dont really know either one of them, this is just from what Ive seen & read, so theres a decent chance Im way off & Im the bigger wanker.

David "Douchepick" Williams made the final table of the limit shootout.

Odds of seeing the actual douchepick?

Not a douche.

Think it was in an interview somewhere that he didnt buy it himself but got it from his (ex?) girlfriend and that the history behind it is a little sensitive or smthg.

Based on the video blogs, he seems like a standup guy.

dwpoker: Uh Oh, Swagger on a zillion. I'm Louis V downed like a Louis V Chameleon! http://twitpic.com/984hu

FYI: The shoes are the Kanye West Louis Vuitton collection @ $700 a pair.

Did you see David Williams on the WSOP Trivia Challange last night, during the Binion's Cup? His eyes were awfully puffy and glassy. Must have been up all night playing poker or (puff, puff) something else caused it.

yup... he looked toasted...

"pass the dutchie on the left hand side"

this

Years ago David Williams was in a foot-fetish porno flick, as a guy named "Tony" who enjoyed sucking the feet of White MILFs or some sh*t. I'm not kidding. I think he filmed this shortly before he final tabled the WSOP in '04.

So one of his myriad nicknames is "TOEMONSTER"

[x] loled

idk if u can top this level of doucheness this just blew my mind when i saw it...

Suppose some David Blaine douche joke already exist in this thread, but:

funny thing is, this dude was a giant dork back in 05, now he thinks he's the coolest man alive.

Money doesn't change people, it amplifies their flaws.

He was likely always a dork/douche but he just never had disposable income to spend on clothing that fully emphasizes his true natural level of douchetard. Now he does, and we all lose because of it.

He should try to get a refund - it's not even a decent toothpick. it's so blunt that it would be useless after eating a dozen chicken wings. It looks like he's sucking on a golf tee.

racism itt

guy was a math nerd, huggin his mother every chance he could, now he's super badass, king of Vegas.

ass clown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5glF_6DIm-U
start at 6:44, Mr. Williams puts on a clinic

He may be a tool but he his style is pretty fresh... Definately over the top but still pretty tough... And just because he's a momma's boy and went to an Ivy League school doesn't make him a dork, it makes him highly educated.. He is more talented than anybody on this board and has more money so everybody stop sippin on that hatorade

sup dave

lol...thanks

that's what the internet is for. I only come here to hate.

I mean from what ppl who know him have said hes a really cool guy and fun to hang with. But the toothpick did come across as trying way too hard semi hellmuthish.

I agree with you dave. Your style is pretty fresh. Btw - do you know where I can get some gold encrusted dental floss?