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Old 05-19-2009, 09:46 PM   #376
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

The dogs need douchpicks in their mouth IMO.

Edit: On second thought that wouldn't be fair to the dogs.
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Old 05-21-2009, 02:49 PM   #377
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Old 05-21-2009, 04:47 PM   #378
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I agree. Williams is a douche. Remember HSP when he had the GIANT aces hanging from a BIG gold chain. That was another high point in David Williams douchebaggery. And yes I just made up the word "douchebaggery". It is a term to describe only David Williams and his douche bag antics.
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:42 PM   #379
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I agree. Williams is a douche. Remember HSP when he had the GIANT aces hanging from a BIG gold chain. That was another high point in David Williams douchebaggery. And yes I just made up the word "douchebaggery". It is a term to describe only David Williams and his douche bag antics.
[ ] made up the word douchebaggery

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/douchebaggery
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:49 PM   #380
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

[ ] first person ITT to use douchebaggery
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:54 PM   #381
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

so lol to say he just made up that term
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:59 PM   #382
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I agree. Williams is a douche. Remember HSP when he had the GIANT aces hanging from a BIG gold chain. That was another high point in David Williams douchebaggery. And yes I just made up the word "douchebaggery". It is a term to describe only David Williams and his douche bag antics.
I tried looking for that episode. I remember he sat down like he was all cool with that chain. Then he looked around at the table and everyone was kind of looking at each other with a puzzled look on their face. You can tell everyone was thinking "ummmm... is he wearing that as a joke or is he for real." Then he looks at Ivey to see if he can get his approval and Ivey just kinda looked down and slightly shook his head.
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Old 05-21-2009, 07:06 PM   #383
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I tried looking for that episode. I remember he sat down like he was all cool with that chain. Then he looked around at the table and everyone was kind of looking at each other with a puzzled look on their face. You can tell everyone was thinking "ummmm... is he wearing that as a joke or is he for real." Then he looks at Ivey to see if he can get his approval and Ivey just kinda looked down and slightly shook his head.
Ya that moment was so awesome!
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Old 05-21-2009, 07:31 PM   #384
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I tried looking for that episode. I remember he sat down like he was all cool with that chain. Then he looked around at the table and everyone was kind of looking at each other with a puzzled look on their face. You can tell everyone was thinking "ummmm... is he wearing that as a joke or is he for real." Then he looks at Ivey to see if he can get his approval and Ivey just kinda looked down and slightly shook his head.
please link... its so hard finding those gems
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Old 05-21-2009, 08:06 PM   #385
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please link... its so hard finding those gems
9 minutes in

Ivey WTF look @ 9:20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Q97...7D545&index=39

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Old 05-21-2009, 10:47 PM   #386
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9 minutes in

Ivey WTF look @ 9:20

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or you can add #t=9m20s to your link to link right to the spot
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Old 05-21-2009, 10:52 PM   #387
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or you can add #t=9m20s to your link to link right to the spot

GO BACK TO BB4L and GET OUT OF MY THREAD!!!








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Old 05-21-2009, 10:53 PM   #388
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no you get back to omgomgomg lol
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:10 PM   #389
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"I didn't wear 1M worth of jewelry because we are in a recession, and that would just be in poor taste. plus i don't really need 1m worth of jewelry, im older and more mature"


Nothing has tilted me more than this



He is a horrible player and the biggest tool in poker. If he gets a chance to read this I will put up 1.5 to 1 on a series of hu sngs vs him just because I want to take him down a peg.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:37 AM   #390
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What people don't realize is that they'd be tools too if they won a crap load of money at such an early age. In bahamas all i saw was a bunch of internet tools wearing ******o designer tshirts and ugly 20K watches thinking they were the Sh$#. I drive a ford taurus with no A/C. Get with reality dudes.
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Old 06-04-2009, 12:05 AM   #391
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player. In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?



he paid money for a ****ing diamond studded toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How has the term douchepick not been added here yet?

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David "d-pick" Williams

Definitely seems appropriate, IMHO.
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Old 06-04-2009, 12:52 AM   #392
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Old 06-04-2009, 01:13 AM   #393
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the bandana is wayyy worse than the toothpick imo
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:25 AM   #394
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fluro pink shirt? really?.. how does he manage to consistently find the most douchy clothes on the planet?. did he drop his douchpick for this pic?
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:50 AM   #395
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Who's the guy on the left?
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Old 06-12-2009, 07:33 AM   #396
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:19 PM   #397
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MJ is douchetastic, i can't believe how many people are quick to jump on his nuts.

Was in the Bahamas two years ago and he was playing high stakes BJ in a restricted area. Coming days I was talking with dealers and they conveyed his douchebaggary...being a dick to dealers/waitresses and tipping poorly.
I too have 1st hand reports of douchiness...my aunt and uncle used to be blackjack dealers in Reno and MJ used to come in and was well known as the worst HS gambler in the room...rude to everyone, cocky, tipped poorly. (What MJ was doing in Reno and not Vegas I dont know) Whatever, he is a great bball player, and someone with his level of success is almost expected to be very very arrogant. The post earlier about the young golf pro doesnt surprise me.
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:01 PM   #398
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Who's the guy on the left?
Not sure but he appears to have some good definition going on in that right bicep and upper shoulders.
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Old 06-13-2009, 10:30 AM   #399
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its funny seeing him playing sammy farha because david is a little boy pretending to be a pimp and farha is a real man who is a pimp. do you think farha would be brought to tears by a cooler?
QFA+

and really, sick 3 outer, nobody has ever taken one of those before
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Old 06-20-2009, 04:15 AM   #400
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

http://wickedchopspoker.com/david-wi...logs-are-back/

seems like a cool dude to me, also he's not too shy to talk about playing magic with his friends :-D
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