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Old 05-12-2009, 06:44 PM   #326
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I think he meant that there's a high end tailor in a mall. Why is that so crazy?
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Old 05-12-2009, 07:51 PM   #327
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where's the vid of that hand
http://pokertube.com/Movies.aspx?movie=9960

well worth the watch hand starts about 30 sec into vid also watch when he explains to huck what happened
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Old 05-12-2009, 08:01 PM   #328
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he borders pretty close to crying imo.

"at least then i had 3.5MM to make me feel better" what a vagina. srsly.
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Old 05-12-2009, 08:03 PM   #329
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http://pokertube.com/Movies.aspx?movie=9960

well worth the watch hand starts about 30 sec into vid also watch when he explains to huck what happened

Holy crap that hand delivered. His post hand interview was priceless how he talked while leaving the pick in his mouth albeit about to break down emotionally.
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Old 05-13-2009, 02:13 PM   #330
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he borders pretty close to crying imo.

"at least then i had 3.5MM to make me feel better" what a vagina. srsly.
http://pokertube.com/Movies.aspx?movie=9960
holy fk...

real talk, i was kinda just laughing at all the DW stuff i've been seeing on this forum but its hard to dinstinguish whats internet silliness than reality.

after seeing that segment the guy is such a ***** douche...seriously he needs to surround himself with some dorks or that kinda personality will get him killed
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Old 05-13-2009, 02:28 PM   #331
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Almost crying while holding a diamond studded toothpick in your mouth might the be most pathetic thing any human has ever done for all of history.

He is creating a douche-mountain to which no human will ever summit.
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Old 05-13-2009, 02:48 PM   #332
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Last edited by Clovis8; 05-13-2009 at 02:49 PM. Reason: LOL I spelled mountain wrong. I am so pro!
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Old 05-13-2009, 02:54 PM   #333
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Old 05-13-2009, 03:29 PM   #334
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I think my spelling error adds a little something.
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Old 05-13-2009, 03:31 PM   #335
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

if doug doesnt get to the top of the mountain it won't be for lack of trying.

maybe if he makes it to the top beside david the pair of them could have a douche-off* to decide who is king of douche mountain

all hail King Douche!





*douche-off is unlikely to be a fist fight and more likely to be something nerdy like a game of magic or something weird like seeing who has the most photos taken with celebrities.
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Old 05-13-2009, 03:38 PM   #336
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

that hand is f'ed up.

david williams deserved to win that hand and they pull that ten sht on the river like that.. WTF
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Old 05-13-2009, 05:03 PM   #337
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I can't believe so many ppl in this thread haven't seen the Lee Hotti and crew pics before.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...tart=0&ndsp=21

Also Joey Porsche:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...num=4&ct=title

Google and enjoy...
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:42 PM   #338
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vurry 'spensive indeed. teddy would approve.

Wanna flip some coins?
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:14 PM   #339
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its funny seeing him playing sammy farha because david is a little boy pretending to be a pimp and farha is a real man who is a pimp. do you think farha would be brought to tears by a cooler?
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:26 PM   #340
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its funny seeing him playing sammy farha because david is a little boy pretending to be a pimp and farha is a real man who is a pimp. do you think farha would be brought to tears by a cooler?
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:29 AM   #341
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Almost crying while holding a diamond studded toothpick in your mouth might the be most pathetic thing any human has ever done for all of history.

He is creating a douche-mountain to which no human will ever summit.
lmao

someone put "d-pick" in urban dictionary, i'm too lazy. something like "a toe sucking douchebag with signature diamond studded tooth pick."
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Old 05-15-2009, 06:31 PM   #342
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I was waiting in line behind David at a Togo's a while back. There was a cute girl working at the time who had a tip jar on the counter. As David was slipping a $10 in the tip jar, she turned around to fill up the sandwich. Afraid that she wouldn't know that it was him that made the generous tip, he pulled out the $10, waited until she was facing him again, and then put the $10 in again. I immediately thought of George Costanza.

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Old 05-15-2009, 07:23 PM   #343
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I was waiting in line behind David at a Togo's a while back. There was a cute girl working at the time who had a tip jar on the counter. As David was slipping a $10 in the tip jar, she turned around to fill up the sandwich. Afraid that she wouldn't know that it was him that made the generous tip, he pulled out the $10, waited until she was facing him again, and then put the $10 in again. I immediately thought of George Costanza.
haha ye the episode is called the calzone.

seriously, how can you guys compare doug lee to this douche? i dont even think doug lee is a douche because he is not aware of himself, really. more like a lame ass guy.
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:21 PM   #344
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"at least then i had 3.5MM to make me feel better"

yep. that was too much
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:22 PM   #345
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:03 PM   #346
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lol. That video has cheered me up no end.
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:27 PM   #347
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lol. That video has cheered me up no end.
It was pretty sweet and I love how blasé sammy is to it all sipping his coffee & waving. DW looked like an absolute tool having the interview with the toothpick in his mouth and he looked so upset getting sucked out on - does he not play poker often or something?!?
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:33 PM   #348
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where's the vid of that hand
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Old 05-16-2009, 01:19 AM   #349
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the worst part is that he likes to talk with the stick in his mouth...he's struggling to talk and keep it in there but its worth it to him to look "cool"

god he's such a **** dork
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Old 05-16-2009, 01:30 AM   #350
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i hate him and i think he sucks at poker. come play me david williams
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