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Old 05-09-2009, 05:02 AM   #301
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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all that is eclipsed by the ******ation of the kissyface pose. wtf is up with that?
Even weirder is that they all look as though they've had collagen injections in their lips to make them look like Pete Burns.

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Old 05-09-2009, 11:57 AM   #302
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Old 05-09-2009, 05:42 PM   #303
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

idk oompas?
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Old 05-09-2009, 07:27 PM   #304
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

i was actually impressed with how he handled the match with Erick Lindgren

he seems to be balancing out

before he was way too cocky and arrogant, now he's bringing some humility to the table and its refreshing
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Old 05-09-2009, 09:07 PM   #305
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Ship it holla.




Fail on the "dollers" spelling but success on the se'nteen dollah reference.
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Old 05-10-2009, 12:49 AM   #306
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Old 05-10-2009, 12:51 PM   #307
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

After Sammy Farha sucked out on the river, he bit down on that toothpick so hard he could have cracked the diamonds.
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Old 05-10-2009, 12:53 PM   #308
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

LOL he was literally crying and shedding tears after the beat. what a f-ing baby + dbag
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Old 05-10-2009, 01:01 PM   #309
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David Williams = Farnsworth Bentley?



I'm hoping his diamond encrusted toothpick was some sort of prop bet/level. For someone so concerned with his image why would you cry like a baby on national TV? Also his suit he was so proud of looked absolutely horrendous.

That is all.
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Old 05-10-2009, 04:38 PM   #310
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

"I needed some new suits, so I went down to the mall..." - David Williams


BALLA

LOL
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Old 05-10-2009, 06:25 PM   #311
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Did he not seem like he was gonna cry?
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Old 05-10-2009, 11:54 PM   #312
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

did anyone hear when he said " i was cheated" and proceed over to get his cards out of the muck--

i think his performance today moves him past doug lee for biggest douchebag
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Old 05-11-2009, 12:21 AM   #313
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Old 05-11-2009, 01:45 AM   #314
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

His exist might be the greatest moment of poker TV ever. Douche karma rears its ugly head!
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:50 AM   #315
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can someone do some photo shop williams/upaloompa type thing?

DO NOT hesitate to go to avant guarde levels, thanks
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:36 AM   #316
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:09 AM   #317
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

75-1 odds is insult so i took this fabulous toothpick put it into my mouth and here iam.
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:39 PM   #318
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I thought he was pretty f stupid but him saying "what is this" then looking at the dealer then whispering under his breath "I just got cheated" was absolutly nuts. Then him looking like he was going to be in tears had me smiling as he chewed on his diamond encrusted qtip.
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Old 05-11-2009, 11:19 PM   #319
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

lol so funny, only reason I watched that episode. He is biggest douche ever.
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Old 05-12-2009, 12:16 AM   #320
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

where's the vid of that hand
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Old 05-12-2009, 12:19 AM   #321
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

wuts goin on with them pants
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Old 05-12-2009, 02:04 AM   #322
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Old 05-12-2009, 02:29 AM   #323
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quarterfinals with him and farha he flops the nizzles then farha hits 3 outer on river and david actually utters "I think I just got cheated" or some **** and then goes on to well up and barely be able to give an exit interview, it really was sweet redemption for how ******ed he's seemed in last year
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Old 05-12-2009, 06:00 PM   #324
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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quarterfinals with him and farha he flops the nizzles then farha hits 3 outer on river and david actually utters "I think I just got cheated" or some **** and then goes on to well up and barely be able to give an exit interview, it really was sweet redemption for how ******ed he's seemed in last year
Best poker quote ever... end thread
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Old 05-12-2009, 06:09 PM   #325
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Sammy's face on the third pic is priceless after seeing Dwill's.
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