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Old 05-04-2009, 03:14 AM   #251
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Dave Williams is everything that is wrong with the stereotypical playboy poker pro, hes so cliche. Phil Ivey wannabe but just isn't.
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:18 AM   #252
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He's doing for douchebaggery what Micheal Jordan did for basketball, he's taking it to new unheard of levels.

"Hmm ya I look good, but I definitely need this bandana... and my diamond encrusted toothpick."

He seems desperate for attention and desperate to show everyone how "cool" he is.
Truth in a nutshell.

LOL at guys misinterpreting your MJ comment as "including MJ in a discussion of douchebaggery." Nobody on Earth can call MJ that.
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:41 AM   #253
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lol my brother wears one of the bandana things, its this towel thing that you use to keep the sand out of your face in the desert. i'm pretty they're called shamags
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:12 AM   #254
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That was the funniest thing ever on the NBC show today. He gives up the bling because of the state of the economy. But still has a diamond studded toothpick.

Douche central yo.
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llol DW is hilarious imo

also i do think he and farha were the best looking guys in ep6. the stylish approach is just way better than the usual pokerpro- "lets wear something way too small and ridiculous back from the 90s", fergusons gravedigger- or daniel negreanus "the jeans does not fit the sweater the sweater does not fit the button-down shirt and the shirt does not fit the face and the face does not fit the haircut" look.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:29 AM   #255
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There are hundreds of these stories too, like the time he was caught cheating at GO FISH with an old lady (srs), and on and on.

But the most ridiculous thing is how one guy says 'MJ is a douche' and then a bunch of people lose their **** saying 'OMG NO HES NOT'... As if the word 'douchebag', in a slang sense, actually has a specific definition.

This is a good read for anybody actually interested in arguably one of the least-liked players in the history of the NBA:

No and its not even close.

+1 for banning guy that originally mentioned him being a douchebag and ban this guy too. .
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:36 AM   #256
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david williams > johnny chan

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Old 05-04-2009, 06:41 AM   #257
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so how good is he to say king deuce on NHUPC
damn i despise that... dog
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Old 05-04-2009, 07:09 AM   #258
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what a LOSER. That's what you get when you give ******* money
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:52 AM   #259
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Not big fan of make these threads bash people. But DW really has serious issues imo. Might be 2 much drugs who knows. Its pathetic too see how erogant he has become but i guess its standard the way his life is if you think about it. It cant be easy win 3million dollars one day you will get messed up a little.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:00 AM   #260
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Can anyone tell me who thinks of such moronic things like taking a toothpick and encrusting it with diamonds? Where do theses idiots come up with these things? I seen something on cardplayer about a store at the wynn that sells diamond studded ear buds for your ipod. 20k. and u get a free ipod lmfao. What douchebaggery!!! Can these young players w new money think of nothing constructive to do with their winnings?
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:09 AM   #261
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That was the funniest thing ever on the NBC show today. He gives up the bling because of the state of the economy. But still has a diamond studded toothpick.

Douche central yo.
Agreed. David Williams has a shocking lack of self-awareness.
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:26 AM   #262
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so how good is he to say king deuce on NHUPC
damn i despise that... dog
lol at making grown up oompaloompa your avatar
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Old 05-04-2009, 01:06 PM   #263
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Originally Posted by scottjf8 View Post
That was the funniest thing ever on the NBC show today. He gives up the bling because of the state of the economy. But still has a diamond studded toothpick.

Douche central yo.
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Agreed. This kid doesn't care about the economy. He has HUGE middle class anxiety. He's definitely really afraid of being middle class again and failing. You can tell that he feels like a small man in adults shoes.
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:34 PM   #264
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No and its not even close.

+1 for banning guy that originally mentioned him being a douchebag and ban this guy too. .
why, because you're basketball fan? MJ is one of my favorite player of all time. i didin't know about this book, but i will def buy it and read.

interesting facts from this book wrote by one of reviewers of this book on Amazon:

*Hopson weeping after the 1991 title due to a fleeting feeling of comradely.
* Michael Jordan's off-the-court feud with Isaiah Thomas.
*Pippen demanding to be traded due to contract negotiations.
* Jerry "Crums" Krause being ridiculed publicly by Jordan and his brown-nosing cronies.
* Alliances forged through empathetic teammates who viewed the team's other pockets of faction with distrusting, and sometimes vengeful eyes.
* Cliff Levingston's constant butt-kissing of "His Airness".
* Horace Grant physically standing up to Jordan in practice and bragging about it later.
* Scottie Pippen's inward fear of Dennis Rodman.
* Phil Jackson's craving to buy a gun after a private meeting with a then-psychotic Scott Williams.
* The Pistons' mental control of B.J. Armstrong, Scottie Pippen, and others.
* Stacey King and Michael Jordan's verbal wars.
* Literal fist fights between certain players in practice.
* Jordan's constant campaign to assume control of the team's decision-making processes and how Phil Jackson combated his egocentric, and often enigmatic star.

A priviledged look into the makings of one of sports' greatest teams ever, and a eye-opening look into the makings of sports' greatest hero.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:08 PM   #265
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

the two orange guys look like the ******ed sons from the train wreck tv show "Growing up Gotti"
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Old 05-04-2009, 05:54 PM   #266
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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arguably one of the least-liked players in the history of the NBA
There was a lot of resentment of him at times, sure. He was arrogant, sometimes cruel, and wasn't held to the same rules. But "one of the least-liked in the history of the NBA"? Do you have any more ridiculous and inappropriate hyperbole? I don't think anyone could seriously argue this. I mean, it's a stupid argument, because no one can win it, or - conveniently for your sake - lose it. And you also left yourself all kinds of hand-waving outs with "arguably" and "one of". But your statement is still out of this reality.

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22le...ory+of+the+NBA
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22le...ory+of+the+NBA

I can't find any reference to MJ anywhere in these searches. Even when I google "jordan 'least liked' nba", I can't find anything. I can't find any forum discussion that marks his as being markedly unliked. Maybe you meant least liked by you, in which case, you are free to your opinion, but not free to assign it to anyone else.

In fact, if objectivity or evidence for position were a concern, it would be much easier to argue a "most beloved" moniker. FTW?
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:48 PM   #267
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

you guys are all just jealous at all the tail he can pick up
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:53 PM   #268
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:36 PM   #269
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Pro-Douchebag....

Evidence: at the end of the heads-up match w/e-dog trying to give in interview on national television with a diamond studded toothpick, mumbling words and finding it hard to speak with it in his mouth...finally realizing the douchebaggery of the moment and pulling it out to finish the interview.

All hail King Douchebag DW.
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:43 PM   #270
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He is a douche but to be fair he does seem to get hot girls, so at least his douchiness accomplishes something.

What's more annoying to me is how he tries to act hard and ghetto when in fact he is as whitebread as anyone.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:18 PM   #271
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lolol wowowow, cant stop laughing at this. also cant figure out if its real or not. possibly the funniest picture ever.
Of course it's real. How cool are these guys?






Everyone else are just wannabes.



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Old 05-04-2009, 09:39 PM   #272
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Of course it's real. How cool are these guys?






Everyone else are just wannabes.



wat...... tha ****????
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:56 PM   #273
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lolol wowowow, cant stop laughing at this. also cant figure out if its real or not. possibly the funniest picture ever.
These guys could save any thread anytime, anywhere.
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:10 PM   #274
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DW: You know, it just aint right with the way the economy is right now to wear my MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF JEWELRY (which cues the video montage of DW's past bling he wears on TV)

As for the people saying hes cool cause he gets hot chicks, if you had 50% of your bankroll around your neck you probably would too.
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:16 PM   #275
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DW: You know, it just aint right with the way the economy is right now to wear my MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF JEWELRY (which cues the video montage of DW's past bling he wears on TV)

As for the people saying hes cool cause he gets hot chicks, if you had 50% of your bankroll around your neck you probably would too.
$76.43 of bling around my neck will get teh ladies??? ship it...
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