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Old 05-02-2009, 04:24 PM   #226
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

wow, sucks to be you
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Old 05-02-2009, 04:52 PM   #227
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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You'd think with all the knowledge David accumulated, he shouldn't have to bend his image like this.
I'm surprised this didn't get more love. Perhaps it was just a little too inside.

But here, you've more than earned it, friend.

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Old 05-02-2009, 04:57 PM   #228
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LOL noone notice this creepy loser's avatar of the 2-headed teenage chick?
You sad old pervert.
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Old 05-03-2009, 02:18 AM   #229
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Can we get back to David > summers eve?? I was really hoping someone would find some pics better than mine for all-time doucheness.
It seems there is a theme to threads dying... first post over 250 words = thread death.
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Old 05-03-2009, 03:03 AM   #230
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Ok maybe if another poker player is caught gang raping school children they will get over the douche bar set by Williams.
Maybe???
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Old 05-03-2009, 03:08 AM   #231
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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snoop dogg would be about the only person I can think of that could pull it off.
The Bishop Don Juan could pull that **** off ass well. Hell, he could pull off the iced out toothpick.

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direwolf just owned this thread hard
At least someone else got the joke.
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Old 05-03-2009, 03:56 AM   #232
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He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player. In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?



he paid money for a ****ing diamond studded toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't name anything more Baller.
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Old 05-03-2009, 04:33 AM   #233
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it's the bandanna/toothpick combo that makes it ott imo

all he needs is to use his pocket aces bling bling chain for his card protector, and he's good to go.
100% agreed, williams is so gangsta he can't even take time out of his L.A.R.Ping to tap his manna let alone
check raise the dwarf that is trying to steal his big blind.
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Old 05-03-2009, 04:40 AM   #234
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

It definitely would have been more "baller" without the kerchief from Fred on Scooby Doo.

I am no fashion plate myself though.
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Old 05-03-2009, 06:54 AM   #235
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

I really don't ***** get it. Diamonds make stuff look ghey anyhey...

Putting it on a damn tooth pick and other crap is ******ed. It's almost a totally useless material just like gold just flush the **** down the toilet... It supposed to be used for trading.

Shesh.


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Old 05-03-2009, 07:11 AM   #236
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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I can't name anything more Baller.
It would be baller if it were a diamond studded disposable toothpick. A re-usable toothpick is just douchey -- whether it be diamond studded or hand made from the dried hymens of forty American virgins.
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Old 05-03-2009, 09:09 PM   #237
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Roland De Wolfe's comments to DW during WSOP's Event 4 (E-Dog's bracelet win) was priceless. He kept making references to Magic the Gathering when DW was involved in a hand. I don't remember the exact quotes but it went something like this. "Did that flop hit you? My wizard just can't beat your hobgobblin" DW did not look happy. Roland ended up finishing 4th w/ DW being knocked out in 7th.
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Old 05-03-2009, 10:51 PM   #238
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It was annoying on the heads-up episode today that he kept talking with it in his mouth...
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Old 05-03-2009, 11:15 PM   #239
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Wow he actually said it was in poor taste to wear a ton of expensive jewelry in a recession! LOL diamond toothpick douche.
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Old 05-03-2009, 11:18 PM   #240
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

After watching the broadcast, I must say he came off douchier than I expected.

Whoever thought of attaching diamonds to a toothpick is a bigger moron than the guy who invented spinning rims.
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:02 AM   #241
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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He's doing for douchebaggery what Micheal Jordan did for basketball, he's taking it to new unheard of levels.

What goes through someone's mind when they are getting dressed like that.

"Hmm ya I look good, but I definitely need this bandana... and my diamond encrusted toothpick."

He seems desperate for attention and desperate to show everyone how "cool" he is.

Exactly.
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:03 AM   #242
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Jesus just finished watching the new heads up,and it just brings a tear to my eye to hear why he did away with all the jewelry.

He cares about the common folk and he knows it isnt appropriate with the economy to wear a bunch of bling.....how considerate of him.
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:39 AM   #243
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I just found a close up of DW modelling in a diamond studded eyelashes ad. Wtf is going on here?


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Old 05-04-2009, 01:52 AM   #244
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

That was the funniest thing ever on the NBC show today. He gives up the bling because of the state of the economy. But still has a diamond studded toothpick.

Douche central yo.
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:05 AM   #245
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bandana is fine...its streetwear

toothpick though is straight up douche, he needs another smack to the ground
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:13 AM   #246
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

well he was very humble in the interview after his HU match at the heads up poker championships, i dont consider it douchy, just a tad tasteless.
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:29 AM   #247
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Whoever thought of attaching diamonds to a toothpick is a bigger moron than the guy who invented spinning rims.
These inventors are brilliant. They help the rest of society figure out who the idiots are.

I wonder if David "Tony" Williams utilized a toothpick after sucking lint out from between a pornstar's toes.
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:48 AM   #248
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This is indeed off topic but holy smoke compared to these 'guys' on that site DW is pretty normal.
lolol wowowow, cant stop laughing at this. also cant figure out if its real or not. possibly the funniest picture ever.
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:02 AM   #249
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lol at that last pic
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Old 05-04-2009, 03:08 AM   #250
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

NJ guido db's?
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