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Old 04-28-2009, 11:33 PM   #1
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View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player. In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?



he paid money for a ****ing diamond studded toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 04-28-2009, 11:35 PM   #2
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

it's the bandanna/toothpick combo that makes it ott imo

all he needs is to use his pocket aces bling bling chain for his card protector, and he's good to go.
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:36 PM   #3
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Old 04-28-2009, 11:36 PM   #4
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haha, ya thats top 1 doucheness. Thats new money for you.
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:38 PM   #5
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Wasnt he in Brokeback Mountain?
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:42 PM   #6
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

The pick is actually kinda pimp. The bandana is ******ed.
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:45 PM   #7
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

can anyone pshop some other pros in scarves and lady-shades ? i think DN would look fabulous
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:46 PM   #8
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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Old 04-28-2009, 11:47 PM   #9
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Isn't this the guy who left Harvard because he couldn't stand being away from his Mommy and crawled out from the Magic the Gathering circuit? Oh yeah, and likes old lady toes ftw!
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:52 PM   #10
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Not the exact one but one like it....


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Old 04-28-2009, 11:54 PM   #11
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who the f is david williams

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Old 04-28-2009, 11:55 PM   #12
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

thats what getting beat up in high school will do to you
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:57 PM   #13
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

i am not trying to that he is not a douche, i do not know him, but the pick is not douchy imo.
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:59 PM   #14
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

yeah.. the toothpick is classy.

wait... wat?
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:01 AM   #15
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

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He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player.


you are kidding, right ??
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:04 AM   #16
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

everything about the guy screams "im a nerd trying to trick people im not".
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:05 AM   #17
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you are kidding, right ??
Ok maybe if another poker player is caught gang raping school children they will get over the douche bar set by Williams.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:05 AM   #18
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

i heard he likes fish sticks
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:09 AM   #19
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u guys aint top dog yet
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:11 AM   #20
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:12 AM   #21
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he looks cooler then durr obv.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:18 AM   #22
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

H8 THE PICK!
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:22 AM   #23
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

like how does David willams make money
Playing poker? Anyone seen him on pad?

He's horrible.

He must have some online deal.


Damn wsop, and now we have to watch
His mom play. Sick
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:22 AM   #24
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Anybody want to take a guess at the price tag on an item like that?
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:26 AM   #25
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Re: View: David Williams toothpick is the douchiest thing possible

Ok, the toothpick is pushing it and he's tryin' a little too hard but he's rich

Name: David Williams
Location: Las Vegas, NV, United States
Cashes: 48
Total Winnings: $6,069,611
First Place Finishes: 4
WSOP Bracelets: 1
ProRank 1 Position: 174 [ DETAILS ]
Started Playing Poker: 1997

Lol he won 30k playing Magic the Gathering:

Williams established himself as one of the best Magic: The Gathering players in the world. Williams earned more than $30,000 playing Magic before he tried his hand at Texas Hold'em
[img] http://media.cardplayer.com/image/d/...2_Large_-2.JPG [/img]
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