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Douche bag scale

out of 10

8 of 10 Michael Jordan

9 of 10 Phil Helmuth
10 of 10 David Williams

and i totally agree w/ some things mentioned earlier

*he's a nerd trying hard not to act like one.

** he most certainly don't have 6 mil anymore.

bitter knicks fan itt

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08-24-2009 , 10:09 PM

#427

wubbie412

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,552

i think the diamond crested toothpick is quite original..

its rather P-I-M-P

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08-25-2009 , 12:24 AM

#428

Vitas23

journeyman

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Originally Posted by dripdrop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5glF_6DIm-U
start at 6:44, Mr. Williams puts on a clinic

OMG

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08-25-2009 , 08:36 PM

#429

frankie2

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 376

I don't think anyone in the history of the planet will ever top David Williams in terms of douchieness, but damn the Dennis Phillips entourage complete with a freaking horn blower every time DP wins a pot... that is a fine effort.

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08-26-2009 , 01:13 PM

#430

ponyneck

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 45

Not a big fan of the toothpick but I think maybe Teddy the Iceman and his bedazzled headphones come close.

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09-15-2009 , 01:11 AM

#431

inn_Nstruct

old hand

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,839

lolol just found this interview of marlon wayans at wsop09, and he's picking on DW:

skip to 2:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40W22RWjc4

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03-06-2010 , 08:07 PM

#432

ItsRainingMen

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21,755

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Ripping Cards in Half Doesn't Stave Off Williams' Elimination
The last remaining Spades-Clubs Round of 32 match pitted former WSOP Main Event runner-up Erik Seidel against former WSOP Main Event runner-up David Williams. With blinds large, the two got all in before the flop. Seidel turned over the best starting hand, A

. Upon seeing Seidel's hand, Williams ripped his own A

in half!

The producers first placed the halves of Williams cards on the table for the all-in moment, then substituted them with cards from a different table, and then decided to go with the original cards after all. It made no difference for Williams. The board came all red to send Seidel on to the Sweet 16 and Williams home short of the money.

stay classy

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03-06-2010 , 08:50 PM

#433

Laylow

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 190

Jamie Gold with his god-damn blue berry's was pretty douchie.

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03-07-2010 , 01:49 AM

#434

dave88

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 416

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Originally Posted by CTRJS

got it from his (ex?) girlfriend and that the history behind it is a little sensitive or smthg.

Yeah, it's a little sensitive, it's a toenail pick.

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03-07-2010 , 01:51 AM

#435

Psycho Boy Jack

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Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,742

wow 434 posts about a toothpick .... congrats boys....

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03-07-2010 , 01:51 AM

#436

dimzrok

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 105

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Originally Posted by DonkvFish

haha, ya thats top 1 doucheness. Thats new money for you.

new money is the key label their

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03-07-2010 , 07:54 PM

#437

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

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Originally Posted by Psycho Boy Jack

wow 434 posts about a toothpick .... congrats boys....

hi david!

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03-07-2010 , 08:04 PM

#438

ShizzMoney

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,655

I would have voted for platinum Aces chain he wore on HSP myself

But I hear the guy's now busto and is now one of Men the Master's "stake" crew, so I feel bad FYIW

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03-07-2010 , 08:59 PM

#439

Rev3Poker

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 419

i wonder what it tastes like

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03-07-2010 , 09:06 PM

#440

prohornblower

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TONY THE TOEMONSTER

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03-07-2010 , 11:13 PM

#441

NDfan

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Originally Posted by IlikeChairs

I think he's pretty cool.

I lol'd

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03-08-2010 , 12:23 AM

#442

ShortButSoSweet

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Sounds like some one filled up on their hatorade this morning.

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03-08-2010 , 06:41 AM

#443

Davino

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Originally Posted by TheTruthSpeaks

12 on a 10 scale:

winnar

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03-08-2010 , 07:07 AM

#444

JabrielP

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,603

Williams has been a pro since he finished runner-up in the main event presumably?

Winning years he has had since? None I bet.

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03-08-2010 , 07:18 AM

#445

poofinger

adept

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Saw him going to the event, he was running a pimp new fro. Almost didn't recognize him.

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03-08-2010 , 11:39 AM

#446

uter

banned

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i wonder if he liked being so obviously portrayed as the huge fish on 2 months 2 million

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03-08-2010 , 11:53 AM

#447

TimmayB

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The word "toothpick" is really not necessary in this thread title.

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04-20-2010 , 02:54 PM

#448

moki

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Originally Posted by Clovis8

David "Douchepick" Williams made the final table of the limit shootout.

Odds of seeing the actual douchepick?

Here's one... it puts the lotion on its manboobs

gg, douchepick

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04-20-2010 , 02:57 PM

#449

GuinnessNH

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04-20-2010 , 03:23 PM

#450

nizzwsop

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,618

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Originally Posted by Clovis8

He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player. In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?