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05-09-2009 , 05:02 AM

#301

glimmertwin

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,864

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Originally Posted by LeapFrog

all that is eclipsed by the ******ation of the kissyface pose. wtf is up with that?

Even weirder is that they all look as though they've had collagen injections in their lips to make them look like Pete Burns.

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05-09-2009 , 11:57 AM

#302

Eponymous

Photoshop Comic Genius

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,578

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05-09-2009 , 05:42 PM

#303

crazee_joker

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 34

idk oompas?

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05-09-2009 , 07:27 PM

#304

bentonja

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,534

i was actually impressed with how he handled the match with Erick Lindgren

he seems to be balancing out

before he was way too cocky and arrogant, now he's bringing some humility to the table and its refreshing

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05-09-2009 , 09:07 PM

#305

GuinnessNH

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 513

Ship it holla.

Fail on the "dollers" spelling but success on the se'nteen dollah reference.

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05-10-2009 , 12:49 AM

#306

Daleroxxu

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05-10-2009 , 12:51 PM

#307

DanielM

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 303

After Sammy Farha sucked out on the river, he bit down on that toothpick so hard he could have cracked the diamonds.

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05-10-2009 , 12:53 PM

#308

wickywahwah

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 113

LOL he was literally crying and shedding tears after the beat. what a f-ing baby + dbag

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05-10-2009 , 01:01 PM

#309

Mr_Gordon

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 217

I'm hoping his diamond encrusted toothpick was some sort of prop bet/level. For someone so concerned with his image why would you cry like a baby on national TV? Also his suit he was so proud of looked absolutely horrendous.

That is all.

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05-10-2009 , 04:38 PM

#310

DefiniteMaybe

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 565

"I needed some new suits, so I went down to the mall..." - David Williams

BALLA

LOL

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05-10-2009 , 06:25 PM

#311

Michaellawre

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,156

Did he not seem like he was gonna cry?

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05-10-2009 , 11:54 PM

#312

BklynGrinder

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 760

did anyone hear when he said " i was cheated" and proceed over to get his cards out of the muck--

i think his performance today moves him past doug lee for biggest douchebag

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05-11-2009 , 12:21 AM

#313

Mackenzieee

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Originally Posted by Daleroxxu

lol wp

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05-11-2009 , 01:45 AM

#314

Clovis8

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 16,503

His exist might be the greatest moment of poker TV ever. Douche karma rears its ugly head!

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05-11-2009 , 01:50 AM

#315

2slick

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,592

can someone do some photo shop williams/upaloompa type thing?

DO NOT hesitate to go to avant guarde levels, thanks

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05-11-2009 , 04:36 AM

#316

Daleroxxu

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05-11-2009 , 07:09 AM

#317

molinn9

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,632

75-1 odds is insult so i took this fabulous toothpick put it into my mouth and here iam.

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05-11-2009 , 08:39 PM

#318

thrasher789

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,541

I thought he was pretty f stupid but him saying "what is this" then looking at the dealer then whispering under his breath "I just got cheated" was absolutly nuts. Then him looking like he was going to be in tears had me smiling as he chewed on his diamond encrusted qtip.

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05-11-2009 , 11:19 PM

#319

Wesker1982

adept

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,119

lol so funny, only reason I watched that episode. He is biggest douche ever.

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05-12-2009 , 12:16 AM

#320

StriverzG

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 325

where's the vid of that hand

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05-12-2009 , 12:19 AM

#321

DaycareInferno

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 18,285

wuts goin on with them pants

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05-12-2009 , 02:04 AM

#322

theDireWolf

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,621

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Originally Posted by StriverzG

where's the vid of that hand

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05-12-2009 , 02:29 AM

#323

thrasher789

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Originally Posted by theDireWolf

nbc.com/sports

quarterfinals with him and farha he flops the nizzles then farha hits 3 outer on river and david actually utters "I think I just got cheated" or some **** and then goes on to well up and barely be able to give an exit interview, it really was sweet redemption for how ******ed he's seemed in last year

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05-12-2009 , 06:00 PM

#324

Spimp

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 450

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Originally Posted by thrasher789

nbc.com/sports

quarterfinals with him and farha he flops the nizzles then farha hits 3 outer on river and david actually utters "I think I just got cheated" or some **** and then goes on to well up and barely be able to give an exit interview, it really was sweet redemption for how ******ed he's seemed in last year

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