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I forgot the awesome part of the HU show when he offers the dealer a $100 if he gives him the right river card. Seriously, how can anyone with a functioning cerebral cortex think the dealer has anything to do with which cards come out?

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04-29-2009 , 07:25 PM

#128

pepsimaxxx

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 439

the pick is much worse than sharam sheikan assualting a minor or whatever he did imo but not as bad a magic the gathering

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04-29-2009 , 07:48 PM

#129

meatpies19

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,859

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Originally Posted by pepsimaxxx

the pick is much worse than sharam sheikan assualting a minor or whatever he did imo but not as bad a magic the gathering

that chick was 17 though.. its not like she was 6 or something. so i odnt think hes a bad person like people make him out to be.

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04-29-2009 , 08:14 PM

#130

AdamDraf

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 310

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Originally Posted by Clovis8

He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player. In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?

he paid money for a ****ing diamond studded toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one of the douchiest things alive without a doubt

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04-29-2009 , 08:15 PM

#131

pkz

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 514

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Originally Posted by jojoh07

anyone mentioning MJ and douchebag in the same sentence can jump off a cliff immeadiatley.

sounds good to me. you go first!

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04-29-2009 , 08:21 PM

#132

hitman247

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 91

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Originally Posted by OMGWTFups

Ok, the toothpick is pushing it and he's tryin' a little too hard but he's rich

Name: David Williams
Location: Las Vegas, NV, United States
Cashes: 48
Total Winnings: $6,069,611
First Place Finishes: 4
WSOP Bracelets: 1
ProRank 1 Position: 174 [ DETAILS ]
Started Playing Poker: 1997

Lol he won 30k playing Magic the Gathering:

Williams established himself as one of the best Magic: The Gathering players in the world. Williams earned more than $30,000 playing Magic before he tried his hand at Texas Hold'em
[img] http://media.cardplayer.com/image/d/...2_Large_-2.JPG [/img]

And then according to one or more of his recent poker magazine interviews he has spent a lot of his winnings on cars and tennis shoes. Why doesn't that surprise me?

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04-29-2009 , 08:26 PM

#133

durkadurka33

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Originally Posted by rockforlight

oompa loompas all grown up?

winnah!!

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04-29-2009 , 08:27 PM

#134

hitman247

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 91

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Originally Posted by Chaser8

what's wrong with that asian guy? so geeky is all.

He's not Asian....he is Canadian according to him.

LOL!

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04-29-2009 , 08:31 PM

#135

TheOpinionMan

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 230

i quite like the toothpick idea

handy if there is a buffet around

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04-29-2009 , 08:31 PM

#136

pkz

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 514

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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

Well, I was clearly leveled. It feels terrible. It's like your skin being lightly pricked all over.
I was outwitted in a battle of nvgness by someone with 250 or so posts. This not only shows a lack of judgement on my part, but a deep lack of intelligence. By leveling me he has shown me to be an intellectual weakling struggling to lift even an empty bar sans weights in the gym of knowledge. And it is public.
A thousand eyes can see my shame as though I were lying naked in the middle of a stadium for all to see with blood from my wounds running along my boiled skin.
Emotionally, I am devastated. I will have to do something theraputic to mentally recover from my anguish.

just getting all this of your chest and not holding it inside shoud have a bit of a therapeutic effect. i admire you for allowing yourself to be so vulnerable.

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04-29-2009 , 08:33 PM

#137

pkz

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 514

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Originally Posted by jokerdal

lol, u cant judge anyone after reading one story in a book. Its just for entertainment and its impossible to know wheter or not its true and everything can get twisted the way the writer wants to

this is true. what is also true is that it is not possible to judge someones character and see if they are a great person just by watching them play basketball.

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04-29-2009 , 08:52 PM

#138

iloveny161

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Originally Posted by pkz

this is true. what is also true is that it is not possible to judge someones character and see if they are a great person just by watching them play basketball.

Exactly. I'm actually surprised for all the MJ love in this thread. I could be wrong, but I feel like it's been documented that he was a pretty arrogant douche.

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04-29-2009 , 09:18 PM

#139

sba9630

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 4,510

You'd think someone involved with the show would have gently asked him if he really wanted to model something from the 2009 Yippie-Kai-Yay Collection.

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04-29-2009 , 11:22 PM

#140

ur_gonnalose_imo

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 130

I dont think Ive ever seen anyone pull off the toothpick...reminds me of the clown at the bowling alley in Uncle Buck.

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04-29-2009 , 11:25 PM

#141

sightless

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Originally Posted by TheTruthSpeaks

/thread

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04-29-2009 , 11:31 PM

#142

chunkyass69

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,864

Atleast doug lee makes me laugh and hearing stories about his toolboxness brings a smile to my face. DW on the other hand it just makes me cringe seeing his picture let alone hearing him talk. Id rather stab myself in the balls with a fork then ever hear another word spoke about him.

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04-29-2009 , 11:38 PM

#143

NeverScaredB

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This thread needs 30% more making fun of David Williams for wearing a suit with tennis shoes. Douchier than the pick imo.

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04-30-2009 , 12:11 AM

#144

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by kuelk420

"Two elves, it comes hobgoblin hobgoblin. So Sick!"

lol. I don't even play Magic but this is hilarious.

Kuelk in STL...you aren't related to Joe Kuelker are you?

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04-30-2009 , 12:21 AM

#145

prohornblower

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I missed out on the whole Doug Lee is a douche phenomenon. I Have no idea why Doug Lee is a douche. Someone fill me in please. PM me if you don't want to derail the thread but I really need to know at this point. I've seen it referenced too many times to ignore further.