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04-29-2009 , 12:31 AM

#26

Clovis8

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 16,503

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Originally Posted by Bumbaclat

Anybody want to take a guess at the price tag on an item like that?

according to this starting at around $1500 US.

http://www.bornrich.org/entry/diamond-encrusted-toothpick-sleeve-for-the-fashionistas/

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04-29-2009 , 12:35 AM

#27

SirLagsALot

banned

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,506

i was gonna suggest someone douchier but after seeing the pic i couldnt figure out anyone worse.

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04-29-2009 , 12:36 AM

#28

Chalupacabra007

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 372

Pretty sure he was staked during his ME cash and continued to be staked by Ivey. Sure he has Bodog money but between toothpicks, chains and his Air Force 1 collection he doesn't have anywhere close to his $6m left.

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04-29-2009 , 12:37 AM

#29

ShortStack03

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 193

The bandana is obv to cover his mouth to keep from getting the swine flu.

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04-29-2009 , 12:39 AM

#30

echohead

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 236

I heard he cheated and is banned from playing magic now

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04-29-2009 , 12:44 AM

#31

UATrewqaz

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 9,699

He's doing for douchebaggery what Micheal Jordan did for basketball, he's taking it to new unheard of levels.

What goes through someone's mind when they are getting dressed like that.

"Hmm ya I look good, but I definitely need this bandana... and my diamond encrusted toothpick."

He seems desperate for attention and desperate to show everyone how "cool" he is.

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04-29-2009 , 12:48 AM

#32

suzy89222

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,204

i sort of know him and i like him, but i must agree that the toothpick is as douchey as it gets.

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04-29-2009 , 12:49 AM

#33

DaycareInferno

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 18,285

the bandana is 10x douchier than the toothpick imo. he should have his own unit, like candle power. turtleneck is 100 toepower, etc.

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04-29-2009 , 12:49 AM

#34

ToTheFelt

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 616

Wow, DW is trying really hard.

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04-29-2009 , 12:52 AM

#35

dornacher3

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 722

Douche bag scale

out of 10

8 of 10 Michael Jordan

9 of 10 Phil Helmuth
10 of 10 David Williams

and i totally agree w/ some things mentioned earlier

*he's a nerd trying hard not to act like one.

** he most certainly don't have 6 mil anymore.

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04-29-2009 , 12:55 AM

#36

The Lee

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,655

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheFelt

Wow, DW is trying really hard.

Key word

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04-29-2009 , 12:57 AM

#37

VBrounder

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 353

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clovis8

according to this starting at around $1500 US.

vurry 'spensive indeed. teddy would approve.

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04-29-2009 , 12:58 AM

#38

kk405

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,444

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulldog999

Isn't this the guy who left Harvard because he couldn't stand being away from his Mommy and crawled out from the Magic the Gathering circuit? Oh yeah, and likes old lady toes ftw!

Princeton

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04-29-2009 , 12:58 AM

#39

LOLDONKBETZ

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,924

why the **** are you idiots calling MJ a douchebag? MJ is my hero

Last edited by LOLDONKBETZ; 04-29-2009 at 12:59 AM. Reason: edit david williams is a douchebag

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04-29-2009 , 01:12 AM

#40

MYMESSIAH

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,154

Quote:

Originally Posted by VBrounder

BELLY FLOP!!!!

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04-29-2009 , 01:15 AM

#41

Arnold_O

banned

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,536

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozzer

Wasnt he in Brokeback Mountain?

hahahahahaha!

i'm buzzed that's why i find it funny

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04-29-2009 , 01:21 AM

#42

A_C_Slater

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 8,343

He seems like a really cool guy and I bet he could get you into all the best clubs.

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04-29-2009 , 01:35 AM

#43

eye8aHairPie

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 351

Quote: "In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?"

YES! How bout that fagggy asss looking bandanna around his neck. So gayyy!

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04-29-2009 , 01:43 AM

#44

TheTruthSpeaks

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,222

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clovis8

He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player.

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04-29-2009 , 01:45 AM

#45

NVGtard

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 445

This is my guess...

He will "lost" his toothpick in a couple of weeks. (after realize how douche it was)

come on..one thing is Mr Farha with a cigarette, but this...