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04-28-2009 , 11:33 PM

Clovis8

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He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player. In fact, can anyone name anything more douchy than his diamond covered toothpick?

he paid money for a ****ing diamond studded toothpick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last edited by Clovis8; 04-28-2009 at 11:46 PM.

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04-28-2009 , 11:35 PM

jarymane

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it's the bandanna/toothpick combo that makes it ott imo

all he needs is to use his pocket aces bling bling chain for his card protector, and he's good to go.

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04-28-2009 , 11:36 PM

Chemtrailpiolot

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clown

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04-28-2009 , 11:36 PM

DonkvFish

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haha, ya thats top 1 doucheness. Thats new money for you.

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04-28-2009 , 11:38 PM

mozzer

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Wasnt he in Brokeback Mountain?

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04-28-2009 , 11:42 PM

demon102

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The pick is actually kinda pimp. The bandana is ******ed.

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04-28-2009 , 11:45 PM

Alzke

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can anyone pshop some other pros in scarves and lady-shades ? i think DN would look fabulous

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04-28-2009 , 11:46 PM

squizzel

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toemonster

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04-28-2009 , 11:47 PM

bulldog999

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Isn't this the guy who left Harvard because he couldn't stand being away from his Mommy and crawled out from the Magic the Gathering circuit? Oh yeah, and likes old lady toes ftw!

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04-28-2009 , 11:52 PM

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Clovis8

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Not the exact one but one like it....

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04-28-2009 , 11:54 PM

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JoeDimaggio

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who the f is david williams

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04-28-2009 , 11:55 PM

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El Kabong

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thats what getting beat up in high school will do to you

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04-28-2009 , 11:57 PM

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BT2

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i am not trying to that he is not a douche, i do not know him, but the pick is not douchy imo.

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04-28-2009 , 11:59 PM

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hustl

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yeah.. the toothpick is classy.

wait... wat?

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04-29-2009 , 12:01 AM

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GU$$LE

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Originally Posted by Clovis8

He has set the douche bag bar so high it will never be cleared by any other poker player.

you are kidding, right ??

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04-29-2009 , 12:04 AM

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mindwormz

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everything about the guy screams "im a nerd trying to trick people im not".

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04-29-2009 , 12:05 AM

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Clovis8

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Originally Posted by GU$$LE

you are kidding, right ??

Ok maybe if another poker player is caught gang raping school children they will get over the douche bar set by Williams.

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04-29-2009 , 12:05 AM

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Powers_That_Be

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i heard he likes fish sticks

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04-29-2009 , 12:09 AM

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siglo

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u guys aint top dog yet

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04-29-2009 , 12:11 AM

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VBrounder

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04-29-2009 , 12:12 AM

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jojoh07

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he looks cooler then durr obv.

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04-29-2009 , 12:18 AM

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AllBlackDan

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H8 THE PICK!

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04-29-2009 , 12:22 AM

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key2307

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like how does David willams make money
Playing poker? Anyone seen him on pad?

He's horrible.

He must have some online deal.

Damn wsop, and now we have to watch
His mom play. Sick

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04-29-2009 , 12:22 AM

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Bumbaclat

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Anybody want to take a guess at the price tag on an item like that?

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04-29-2009 , 12:26 AM

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OMGWTFups

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Ok, the toothpick is pushing it and he's tryin' a little too hard but he's rich

Name: David Williams
Location: Las Vegas, NV, United States
Cashes: 48
Total Winnings: $6,069,611
First Place Finishes: 4
WSOP Bracelets: 1
ProRank 1 Position: 174 [ DETAILS ]
Started Playing Poker: 1997

Lol he won 30k playing Magic the Gathering:

Williams established himself as one of the best Magic: The Gathering players in the world. Williams earned more than $30,000 playing Magic before he tried his hand at Texas Hold'em
[img] http://media.cardplayer.com/image/d/...2_Large_-2.JPG [/img]

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