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Two Plus Two Photoshop Masters

On the Poker Central podcast from March 21, the guys were discussing who would be the best poker players to be on Survivor.

Some names included:
1) Phil Hellmuth
2) Pregnant Jason Mercier
3) Bryn Kenney with all his jewelry

Who can help get this thread going? It's got potential! Photoshop Masters GO!

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03-22-2018 , 12:03 PM

ScotchOnDaRocks

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JRB someone photoshop him on Survivor

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03-22-2018 , 12:40 PM

Loctus

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Did my best

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03-22-2018 , 01:14 PM

ScotchOnDaRocks

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Originally Posted by Loctus

Did my best

you got skillz, bro

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03-22-2018 , 01:54 PM

Chuck Bass

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Can someone photoshop ziigmund too?

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03-22-2018 , 02:17 PM

gregorio

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03-22-2018 , 03:00 PM

subfocused

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Nice Gregorio! Way to get it going! Who's got next?

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03-22-2018 , 03:50 PM

Rich Checkmaker

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but seriously JRB played pretty terribly for a pro poker player. classic cash game player who doesnt understand tournament strategy.

Garret Adelstein and Anna Khait and there was also another person who claimed to be a pro poker player(weed dispensary owner) on another season.

Apparently a lot of pro poker players get cast for survivor. And then suck at the game lol.

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03-22-2018 , 05:22 PM

gregorio

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03-22-2018 , 09:30 PM

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gman06

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Pretty sure I would kill it if I ever got the chance to partake...

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03-22-2018 , 09:36 PM

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surf doc

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Originally Posted by gman06

Pretty sure I would kill it if I ever got the chance to partake...

Snap call.

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03-22-2018 , 10:09 PM

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Clayton

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Originally Posted by gman06

Pretty sure I would kill it if I ever got the chance to partake...

if only your bodyfat% was as high as your VPIP% you'd win it for sure

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03-22-2018 , 11:30 PM

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King~of~Diamonds

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Originally Posted by subfocused

Nice Gregorio! Way to get it going! Who's got next?

check out blond stretch armstrong on the far left

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03-22-2018 , 11:51 PM

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subfocused

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Originally Posted by gman06

Pretty sure I would kill it if I ever got the chance to partake...

All you have to do is watch every episode.

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03-23-2018 , 01:17 AM

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YGOchamp

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Originally Posted by gman06

Pretty sure I would kill it if I ever got the chance to partake...

lmfao

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03-23-2018 , 02:00 AM

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KrazyKris

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Originally Posted by gman06

Pretty sure I would kill it if I ever got the chance to partake...

nh Garrett

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03-23-2018 , 05:13 AM

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vrael111

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Originally Posted by King~of~Diamonds

check out blond stretch armstrong on the far left

Wtf

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03-23-2018 , 07:13 AM

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Chuck Bass

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Originally Posted by gregorio

Expert job sir, translating Finland to "Suomi" is an especially nice job. 12/10, would recommend your services

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03-23-2018 , 03:26 PM

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Rich Checkmaker

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Originally Posted by gman06

Pretty sure I would kill it if I ever got the chance to partake...

my strategy would be simple. count people and always stay in the largest group. stay quiet and agreeable, make people like you. you never read "how to win friends and influence people"?

im pretty sure ive seen every season of survivor but i don't remember you =P.

I'm rooting for Donathan to win this season.

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03-24-2018 , 02:38 AM

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subfocused

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I don’t know man. Maybe all classic 2+2 photoshop threads are dead. Back in the day, you would have people coming out of the woodwork to post their photoshop. I’ve never been that great at it, but have laughed so many times because of the players in this community. What I was hoping for was players who were never on Survivor who play poker. The only attempt so far is Zigmund and it was good! Whose got next? Whose got Barry as a truck driver quality photoshop? Hellmuth working at McDonald’s? Let’s go!

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03-26-2018 , 06:37 PM

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Wilbury Twist

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Originally Posted by subfocused

Wanted:

2) Pregnant Jason Mercier

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03-27-2018 , 02:54 AM

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RalphWaldoEmerson

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lol

Spoiler:

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03-27-2018 , 08:58 AM

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pokerbeastsu

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Originally Posted by gregorio

hahahahaha

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03-27-2018 , 09:04 AM

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DrSayre

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I would like to see Allan Kessler on Survivor, and see him constantly complain about the structure to Probst (too many idols, double elimination tribal, the surprise twist of the season, etc)