At first I was pretty okay with the death threats, but when I saw he was gonna charge the hitman fee to the guy he was killing, I said ok that's too much

Are there any Lithuanian MMA fighters out there?

This just in. Jokueris sleeps with the fishes

This

I've laughed at this three consecutive times when entering this thread.

dumped my stack to jokueris on FT of an $8 180 the other day, doing my bit for the "pay back demitri" fund he's presumably working towards

Not posting anything new .Just a reminder ,because some seem to think he may do the right thing...

As per my screen shots of his chat etc ...he is not paying me back any of the make up/loans/money stolen.He now has a new backer and is playing for him (180 mans and low stake MTTs)

Both have no interest in paying me back anything.

You know who the backer is?

Its pretty obv this thread should have been closed a long time ago. All the p****** complaining about a death threat should def go wait outside a school in Colorado for us. Let me know when someone actually gets in trouble for threatening a guy over the internet.

This is the staking world. Rep matters little if someone is willing to stake you. So most guys aren't gonna be honest. I guess joker has set a blueprint for not bombing his rep.... He didnt talk. Never defended himself one time itt. His new backer or somebody else were the ones defending him.

Its quite obv demitri is in the right here and all this thread is now is trolls and haters, who aren't nearly as successful or good at running a stable as demitri, so the only business plan is to undermine his operations.

It prolly wont work tho, as everyone with a brain that reads this thread knows who's more believable.

This should be the final post. Close thread.

ul

JOKuERis sighting, top 15 stack with ~250 left in miniFTOPS #19.

Full Tilt Poker Game #33758939126: MiniFTOPS Event #19 (259849796), Table 237 - NL Hold'em - 10000/20000 Ante 2500 - 16:51:38 ET - 2014/01/12
Seat 1: Hiroshi_87 (338,938)
Seat 2: JOKuERis (430,726)
Seat 3: TOSCHI666 (427,543)
Seat 4: Swish City (130,678)
Seat 5: DLost (309,927)
Seat 6: The_Hero_Nr1 (620,224)
Seat 7: Magnebu18 (273,153)
Seat 8: kudos1985 (283,031)
Seat 9: Dim Ivanov93 (516,442)
Hiroshi_87 antes 2,500
JOKuERis antes 2,500
TOSCHI666 antes 2,500
Swish City antes 2,500
DLost antes 2,500
The_Hero_Nr1 antes 2,500
Magnebu18 antes 2,500
kudos1985 antes 2,500
Dim Ivanov93 antes 2,500
Magnebu18 posts the small blind of 10,000
kudos1985 posts the big blind of 20,000
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hiroshi_87 [4d 4h]
Dim Ivanov93 folds
Hiroshi_87 has 15 seconds left to act
Hiroshi_87 folds
JOKuERis raises to 40,000
TOSCHI666 folds
Swish City folds
DLost folds
The_Hero_Nr1 folds
Magnebu18 raises to 270,653, and is all in
kudos1985 raises to 280,531, and is all in
JOKuERis calls 240,531
kudos1985 shows [8d 8s]
JOKuERis shows [Ad Ah]
Magnebu18 shows [Ac Td]
*** FLOP *** [7h 4c 7d] (Total Pot: 854,215, 3 Players, 2 All-In)
*** TURN *** [7h 4c 7d] [Ts] (Total Pot: 854,215, 3 Players, 2 All-In)
*** RIVER *** [7h 4c 7d Ts] [5d] (Total Pot: 854,215, 3 Players, 2 All-In)
kudos1985 shows two pair, Eights and Sevens
JOKuERis shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
JOKuERis wins the side pot (19,756) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Magnebu18 shows two pair, Tens and Sevens
JOKuERis wins the main pot (834,459) with two pair, Aces and Sevens

what a joke, hopefully he ships this, and pays something back demetri...

Full Tilt Poker Game #33758953393: MiniFTOPS Event #19 (259849796), Table 237 - NL Hold'em - 10000/20000 Ante 2500 - 16:54:15 ET - 2014/01/12
Seat 1: Hiroshi_87 (311,438)
Seat 2: JOKuERis (996,910)
Seat 3: TOSCHI666 (400,043)
Seat 4: Swish City (160,678)
Seat 5: DLost (302,427)
Seat 6: The_Hero_Nr1 (612,724)
Seat 7: Singgularity (414,856)
Seat 8: u_virgem666 (782,338)
Seat 9: Dim Ivanov93 (478,942)
Hiroshi_87 antes 2,500
JOKuERis antes 2,500
TOSCHI666 antes 2,500
Swish City antes 2,500
DLost antes 2,500
The_Hero_Nr1 antes 2,500
Singgularity antes 2,500
u_virgem666 antes 2,500
Dim Ivanov93 antes 2,500
Hiroshi_87 posts the small blind of 10,000
JOKuERis posts the big blind of 20,000
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hiroshi_87 [8c Ac]
TOSCHI666 has 15 seconds left to act
TOSCHI666 folds
Swish City folds
DLost folds
The_Hero_Nr1 has 15 seconds left to act
The_Hero_Nr1 folds
Singgularity folds
u_virgem666 folds
Dim Ivanov93 folds
Hiroshi_87 raises to 308,938, and is all in
JOKuERis calls 288,938
Hiroshi_87 shows [8c Ac]
JOKuERis shows [Kh Ks]
*** FLOP *** [5d 4d Js] (Total Pot: 640,376, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
TOSCHI666 has been disconnected
*** TURN *** [5d 4d Js] [Jd] (Total Pot: 640,376, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
*** RIVER *** [5d 4d Js Jd] [7c] (Total Pot: 640,376, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
Hiroshi_87 shows a pair of Jacks
JOKuERis shows two pair, Kings and Jacks
JOKuERis wins the pot (640,376) with two pair, Kings and Jacks

He pwned u biiitch

Should've played the 4's obv. Did he win it?

4th place for 6.9k. That was 4th place money anyway, not sure if a deal was made giving him more.

Nope, but ended up 4th for almost 7k

^^^

this

Why is this guy not banned on TwoPlusTwo?

did we figure out if he is playing under another screen name on stars?

Playing with Jokueris as we speak in a 180s 3.5r (11.30h cet ) playing like a hero...

this

do u have informations of who's backing him now? such a joke someone is ready to back him after this thread LOLLLL