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06-07-2016 , 01:00 AM
We are on a poker forum talking about Tom Dwan while he's out pursuing.
Instead of making threats on him you'd best get to suing.
If you could wreck that much shop you'd be CNN famous
Instead you're here talking sh** like we care what your name is
If Tim owes you money, go and call Judge Judy
Or make better live reads in position unspewy
Or meditate and vibe out just like Luckychewy
Cause durrrr's doing fine at the end of his movie.
Sit back relax and chill, don't fall in love with the coca
You think your rhyme's all in but it's 1/2 limit poker

I'm only posting this because I spent ten minutes writing it what is this thread about anyways
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06-07-2016 , 01:09 AM
Yeah he is killin it owes bob 1 milli and welched on his bet with jungle (challenge) again likely cause he can't afford to pay

what a hero
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06-07-2016 , 02:10 AM


Y'all know me.
Still the same Tim Dean.
Layin' low in Beijing.
Hated on by all of these trolls who quote OPs,
Write songs, and post tweets.
Big mouths, but cold feet.
Post crazy anecdotes - with no receipts.
Mad at me 'cause I don't spend all day playing multiple tables of nosebleeds.

Y'all better listen up closely.
All you nerds that said that I deter props?
Or that Durrr's lost?
Y'all be the reason the Triads won't let me go free.
So **** y'all.
All of y'all.
If y'all really like me, 'roll me.
Y'all gonna keep ****in' around with me 'till I bag up for good and fold pre.
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06-07-2016 , 05:43 PM
WEST SIDE!!
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06-08-2016 , 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by StraddleBet
We are on a poker forum talking about Tom Dwan while he's out pursuing.
Instead of making threats on him you'd best get to suing.
If you could wreck that much shop you'd be CNN famous
Instead you're here talking sh** like we care what your name is
If Tim owes you money, go and call Judge Judy
Or make better live reads in position unspewy
Or meditate and vibe out just like Luckychewy
Cause durrrr's doing fine at the end of his movie.
Sit back relax and chill, don't fall in love with the coca
You think your rhyme's all in but it's 1/2 limit poker

I'm only posting this because I spent ten minutes writing it what is this thread about anyways
What a waste of 10 minutes.
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06-08-2016 , 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
No. I regret blabbing about it in the first place.
thats just ridiculous
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06-08-2016 , 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius


Y'all know me.
Still the same Tim Dean.
Layin' low in Beijing.
Hated on by all of these trolls who quote OPs,
Write songs, and post tweets.
Big mouths, but cold feet.
Post crazy anecdotes - with no receipts.
Mad at me 'cause I don't spend all day playing multiple tables of nosebleeds.

Y'all better listen up closely.
All you nerds that said that I deter props?
Or that Durrr's lost?
Y'all be the reason the Triads won't let me go free.
So **** y'all.
All of y'all.
If y'all really like me, 'roll me.
Y'all gonna keep ****in' around with me 'till I bag up for good and fold pre.
amazing! record dat.
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06-08-2016 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by mooknam
amazing! record dat.
+1
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06-08-2016 , 07:43 PM
reccord deal on the way imo
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06-08-2016 , 11:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SrslySirius


Y'all know me.
Still the same Tim Dean.
Layin' low in Beijing.
Hated on by all of these trolls who quote OPs,
Write songs, and post tweets.
Big mouths, but cold feet.
Post crazy anecdotes - with no receipts.
Mad at me 'cause I don't spend all day playing multiple tables of nosebleeds.

Y'all better listen up closely.
All you nerds that said that I deter props?
Or that Durrr's lost?
Y'all be the reason the Triads won't let me go free.
So **** y'all.
All of y'all.
If y'all really like me, 'roll me.
Y'all gonna keep ****in' around with me 'till I bag up for good and fold pre.
haha
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06-17-2016 , 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mooknam
amazing! record dat.
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06-17-2016 , 04:09 PM
Funny thing is there's a district in Beijing named Chaoyang. I'll be on the look out for Tom next time around.
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06-17-2016 , 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
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06-17-2016 , 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Good beat. Should have kept going with it
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06-17-2016 , 05:01 PM
Amazing.
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06-17-2016 , 06:10 PM
You sir are a genious.
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06-17-2016 , 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Chaos_ult
Amazing.
so much this, really impressive
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06-17-2016 , 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by veract
"I will buy a piece of your brac-e-let bet but I - won't back Dwan" has entered my household's lexicon.
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06-17-2016 , 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
5* and extra street cred for not making a new thread.
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06-17-2016 , 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
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06-17-2016 , 11:14 PM
Nice work Sir
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06-18-2016 , 10:46 AM
great job
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06-18-2016 , 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Srslysirius officially my hero
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06-18-2016 , 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by isildave
Srslysirius officially my hero
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06-18-2016 , 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SrslySirius
Awesome, thanks! That was great.
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