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07-23-2015 , 09:14 PM
Hang down your head, tim dean.
Hang down your head and pray.
White magic gave you, five years.
Now poor boy you gonna pay.
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07-24-2015 , 12:51 AM
so I looked up the Dwan surname on ancestry.com

Interesting results..

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07-24-2015 , 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anticon626
so I looked up the Dwan surname on ancestry.com

Interesting results..

His name is Timmy Dean now, look up the surname for Dean.

See if it says anything about basements, loan sharking, compulsive gambling...
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07-24-2015 , 01:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WuhOh
His name is Timmy Dean now, look up the surname for Dean.

See if it says anything about basements, loan sharking, compulsive gambling...
[ ] timmy dean
[x] Dean dwan
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07-24-2015 , 01:48 PM
Scamming Thomas Dwan
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07-24-2015 , 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anticon626
[ ] timmy dean
[x] Dean dwan
can we just call him Dwean? makes things easier IMO
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07-24-2015 , 02:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WuhOh
can we just call him Dweaurrrr? makes things easier IMO
fyp
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07-24-2015 , 04:01 PM
Timas Dwearn - Sponsored by "TriadStars Poker"
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07-24-2015 , 09:08 PM
Tim Dean Dwan Durrr
Big poker player he were

Went to play in Macau
He in Triad debt now
Gone for so long
To Triad he now belong
This is the end of my song.

Tim Dean Dwan Durrr
Big poker player he were..
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07-24-2015 , 11:23 PM
How can I add my own pics here?
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07-25-2015 , 01:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WuhOh
can we just call him Dwean? makes things easier IMO
Fair enough

Dwean Dwean the poker man
Ran off to an eastern land
Over played a dangerous flop
Now the triads floors he'll mop

Living in his Macau cell
Upstairs rings a dainty bell
Out from a cupboard, spry Dwean springs
It's time to do repayment things
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07-25-2015 , 02:00 AM
I remember when I was told tommy d was the best ever because he could crush nerd poker.
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07-25-2015 , 05:42 PM
His new name is Dwean
Locked in the Triad basement
He can never go free
Until he makes his payment

Triad is finding ways
To force Dwean into doing crime
Now for $5 dollars
Dwean will "Luv U Long Time"
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07-26-2015 , 05:42 AM
It's the remix to ignition
Macau triad edition
we're trying to break tim dean
out of the kitchen
Sipping on rum and coke
he's like - so what i'm broke
it's the freakin weekend baby
i wish i was doug polk
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07-26-2015 , 12:30 PM
Thread needs more photoshops and less haikus
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07-26-2015 , 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anticon626
so I looked up the Dwan surname on ancestry.com

Interesting results..

I know where TD is, this weirdo kidnapped him hes using Tom as his gimp....Free dwan,Free Dwan,Free Dwan you sicko
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07-26-2015 , 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epcfast
It's the remix to ignition
Macau triad edition
we're trying to break tim dean
out of the kitchen
Sipping on rum and coke
he's like - so what i'm broke
it's the freakin weekend baby
i wish i was doug polk


Awesome rap ! Let's make this into a real song and sell it to Kanye west so we can use the $ to free Dwean
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07-26-2015 , 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epcfast
It's the remix to ignition
Macau triad edition
we're trying to break tim dean
out of the kitchen
Sipping on rum and coke
he's like - so what i'm broke
it's the freakin weekend baby
i wish i was doug polk
Brilliant
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07-27-2015 , 03:55 AM
Amazing what this thread has become. A+
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07-27-2015 , 04:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epcfast
It's the remix to ignition
Macau triad edition
we're trying to break tim dean
out of the kitchen
Sipping on rum and coke
he's like - so what i'm broke
it's the freakin weekend baby
i wish i was doug polk
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07-27-2015 , 05:25 AM
Tommy Dean is not my lover
He's just a degen, who just wanted some yuan
But the triad is no fun
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07-27-2015 , 07:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CTriverrat
Thread needs more photoshops and less haikus
Tim "Doge" Dean agrees.



Confirmed very triad.
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07-27-2015 , 10:02 AM
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07-27-2015 , 10:13 AM
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07-27-2015 , 10:14 AM
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