Timoshenko and Marafioti (and stealthmunk) 'who looks better' prop bet? - Poker News

Seriously. Wtf is going on.

marafioti: @GriffinBenger Saying you are better than me in poker would be like saying Galen + Yevgeney are as good looking as me.

stealthmunk: @Adzizzy not calling you ugly at all Matt, but @JovialGent and @galenhall are better looking than you. Bet? (they are 8s+. Ur a 7 at best)

marafioti: @stealthmunk Galen is Chinese, I am Italian, let me guess he probably has a bigger dick too? There is no shot.

marafioti: @stealthmunk Yev's #1 dick rider.

marafioti: @stealthmunk We should include physique. My body is way better then his also. It isn't just my face, you fat, ugly, broke ****.

yev: @Adzizzy Ok, let's do it. I will bet 100K on stealthmunk's bet and 100K on me in a bathing suit vs one of your existing mirror pics.

marafioti: @JovialGent Not only did I propose it, but I booked it. 100k. Ooo, ahh with the unrealistic amounts. Lets find out the answers pussy.

yev: . @Adzizzy Booked on both? Say its booked and I will have my lawyer draft and send you an agreement. I know how you like to welch on bets.

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timoshenko

03-21-2013 , 09:53 PM

TheShanachie

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Matthew Marafioti ‏@Adzizzy 1h

@JovialGent Let's rate who has the better body in a bathing suit, me or you. You don't even tan. #YouLose. #IWillMeasureDicks

Yevgeniy Timoshenko ‏@JovialGent 2h

.@Adzizzy For the sake of full disclosure, are we allowed to tell that you're 5'6, balding and obsessed with taking shirtless mirror pics?

Matthew Marafioti ‏@Adzizzy 1h

@JovialGent 1) I didn't delete my original tweet. 2) Everyone thinks you are gay. 3) I would kick the **** out of you. 4) I am not balding

Quality trash from the douche of all douches

03-21-2013 , 09:55 PM

Sterbehilfe

centurion

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ADZ looking best, obvious!!111

03-21-2013 , 09:59 PM

JohnCleese

old hand

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Trashiest thread off all threads too

03-21-2013 , 10:04 PM

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

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Can we please drop the G from NVG?

03-21-2013 , 10:08 PM

Biggy333x

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He reminds me of south parks cartman

03-21-2013 , 10:08 PM

Van Leks

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Watch out, if ADZ loses the bet he will call his "mob connection" ahahahahah what a loser...

03-21-2013 , 10:11 PM

evildeadalive

Pooh-Bah

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lol at adz even being a 7

03-21-2013 , 10:11 PM

Biggy333x

journeyman

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Wow I thought the end of the other thread was a level, I still stand by my belief that cartman is based on adz

03-21-2013 , 10:11 PM

#10

d1sc0nnec7ed

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So this is what American men argue about, no wonder the world is ****ed.

Last edited by d1sc0nnec7ed; 03-21-2013 at 10:11 PM. Reason: America **** yeah

03-21-2013 , 10:11 PM

#11

SuqAta8

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so, we have:

03-21-2013 , 10:16 PM

#12

46&2

banned

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Lol @ " my penis is bigger than yours and Ill show first as long as it is soon"

Spoiler:

03-21-2013 , 10:21 PM

#13

ScreaminAsian

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they gotta get eachother hard first

03-21-2013 , 10:24 PM

#14

hollisterb22

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#teamYEV obv!

03-21-2013 , 10:26 PM

#15

perplexed76

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SuqAta8

so, we have:

yeah you have a real photo and processed photo...lets start discussing!

for me Timoshenko looks a little female

03-21-2013 , 10:27 PM

#16

MichaelScarn

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03-21-2013 , 10:28 PM

#17

Maliant

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I sat next to Timoshenko in a WSOP event, he is quite beautiful.

03-21-2013 , 10:48 PM

#18

molinn9

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggy333x

He reminds me of south parks cartman

Cartman is the coolest cartoon figure of all time so you saying Adzizy coolest poker playe of all time

03-21-2013 , 10:53 PM

#19

kevmode

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3 threads about ADZ on the 1st page of NVG isn't this overboard?

03-21-2013 , 10:59 PM

#20

angeles

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hate to be the one who makes a post siding with adz here.... but jovial gent looks like a 14 yr old girl... i actually think adz wins this one lol

03-21-2013 , 11:01 PM

#21

Lik

centurion

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Quote:

Originally Posted by d1sc0nnec7ed

So this is what American men argue about, no wonder the world is ****ed.

Marafioti is Canadian.

03-21-2013 , 11:02 PM

#22

TheTenderVigilante

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does he even lift bro?

03-21-2013 , 11:06 PM

#23

Jane Doe

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Yeah. I also reluctantly have to go with Adz. He's not even really that unattractive. That picture aside, he's actually not that bad looking. Drops a few points for the whole 'mental thing' though.

Timoshenko is exquisitely beautiful and doe-eyed sort of like how androgynous male fashion models are.... but I sort of do like my men to actually look like men. So Adz.