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Originally Posted by useless
Do low to mid stakes players think of retirement or investments? Also how do they get loans for housing, or do they just pay rent until they get lucky or reach higher stakes?
This reminds me of a thought/joke I had recently. I was wondering what prisoners do with all of their credit card bills, car payments, utility bills, bank accounts, etc.
The answer is that 99 out of 100 are not connected to society in that way. There are no credit cards, cable company bills, car payments, etc. Poker players are a notch or two above that, of course, but they are far below normal people who actually are involved in society, don't go broke all of the time, don't owe money to every living human, etc.
The best part is that even good poker players are too dumb to even figure out a way to tell people what they do. Many threads were started on this forum from people who had sometimes in the solid six figures, and were making that much per year, who couldn't quite figure out what to tell people. They were too ashamed.
The answer is simple. If you have that much money from poker just call yourself an investor or businessman. It would be a good idea to have some shares in some publicly traded companies anyways, so buy yourself a chunk of stock, and then tell people that is what you do. That is assuming that you don't want to say poker player.
It just shows you how stupid some of these people are. Here they were with tons of money, and they couldn't even figure out how to navigate through conversations.
There are fun ways to say , as well. Like, "I am an independent consultant for an international concern". Or simply, "a professional man of leisure".
The bottom line is that the bloom has long been off the rose called poker. It had a huge run. It won't be legalized in your lifetime in the United States (on a Federal level).
Party over.