Tell Jokes About Black Friday (preferably funny ones) - Poker News

I saw the DOJ pic on papi's twitter and it got me thinking about Black Friday. The funniest thing of all is before I logged into Stars that day I checked out facebook -- I saw at least a dozen statuses about self-harm from poker friends and figured it was a regular day.

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12-24-2018 , 02:26 PM

albedoa

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That's a hilarious joke dude.

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12-24-2018 , 03:15 PM

Mike Haven

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Too soon.

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12-24-2018 , 03:44 PM

Sir Huntington

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This one time I played poker, then I couldn't. HURRRRRRRRR

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12-24-2018 , 03:55 PM

sirswish6

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and whats the deal with the black box? its the only thing that survives the crash, why dont they build the plane out of the black box?

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12-24-2018 , 07:07 PM

onebigdummy

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So what's the deal with brunch? I mean, if it's a combination of breakfast and lunch, how comes there's no lupper or no linner?

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12-24-2018 , 07:20 PM

Tuma

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I sat at a thai restaurant with a friend. He orders drunken noodles, light on the oil. Asked what I'd be having, I say "It's all over." She says "What?" and I say "My identity." Friend suggests pad thai.

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12-24-2018 , 10:55 PM

MaxLuser

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How about the Pokerstars player that was caught in a trap? He chewed off three legs and he was still caught in the trap.

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12-24-2018 , 11:11 PM

Well Read Ted

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America is known as the land of the free. (people are proud}

Black Friday - the enjoyable activity of millions of Americans is snatched away by unknown decision makers.

Millions of poker players around the world laugh at the notion of America being the land of the free.

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12-24-2018 , 11:45 PM

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WateryBoil

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canada is the true land of the free anyway

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12-25-2018 , 05:46 AM

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TreadLightly

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Whys it have to be black friday? Can't it be peoples friday?

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12-25-2018 , 06:33 AM

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Lego05

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Can a mod change the title of the thread to "Tell Funny Jokes About Black Friday"?

Spoiler:

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12-25-2018 , 07:27 AM

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Adebisi

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12-25-2018 , 12:29 PM

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domgio7

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Government.
Government who?
Government coming to protect you cause you are two stupid and weak to look after your self.

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12-25-2018 , 02:13 PM

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BulltexasATM

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In 2018 we can no longer call it Black Friday.

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12-25-2018 , 02:23 PM

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King Spew

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Black Friday doesn't start on Friday any more.

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12-25-2018 , 02:35 PM

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H0RUS

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Gambling sites were breaking USA banking laws so the DOJ enforced them. Some call it black Friday, i call it justice.

Without laws society cant function.

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12-25-2018 , 02:59 PM

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bombonca

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Why the old lady fell into the well? She didn't see that well.

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12-25-2018 , 06:23 PM

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theskillzdatklls

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the only solution i can see is needing an even bigger government to look after our present government so they don't pull any more black fridays. can't come up with any other ideas.

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12-25-2018 , 09:31 PM

#20

Adjusted

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because he was going to the lobster buffet at Raymond Bitar's house.

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12-25-2018 , 10:01 PM

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delfins

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People overreacted to black friday.

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12-26-2018 , 03:43 AM

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Well Read Ted

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Originally Posted by delfins

People overreacted to black friday.

In other words you believe those who lost their livelihood and/or thousands of dollars should have kept their cool.

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12-26-2018 , 07:44 AM

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delfins

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My jokes suck so much that people think they are serious in thread with title "Tell joke about x".

FeelsBadMan

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12-26-2018 , 10:57 AM

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Mr_Mxyztplk

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What’s the difference between a girls track team and a bunch of midget poker players?

The midget poker players are cunning runts.

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12-26-2018 , 02:48 PM

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Gzesh

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The PPA.

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