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I was so angry when forced over to the merge skin that I had to sign on to after the shutdown that my first screen name was "lolgovernment".

Then the sites closed down.

Joke on me...

Got into a debate at a cash table on whether or not Bitar Lederer etc. would go to jail.

I told the whole table very loudly and forcibly that they would beat the case.

Jokes on us...

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12-26-2018 , 07:52 PM

#28

c88

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 6

all of the bull**** legal opinions that claimed it was legal.

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12-26-2018 , 08:32 PM

#29

NickyC

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,840

Yo momma so fat, she went to Pizza Hut and ate the hut.

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12-26-2018 , 09:13 PM

#30

Well Read Ted

adept

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 928

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Originally Posted by Well Read Ted

America is known as the land of the free. (people are proud}

Black Friday - the enjoyable activity of millions of Americans is snatched away by unknown decision makers.

Millions of poker players around the world laugh at the notion of America being the land of the free.

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

Gambling sites were breaking USA banking laws so the DOJ enforced them. Some call it black Friday, i call it justice...

What do you call the 10 states and Washington DC breaking federal law by allowing the use of marijuana.

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12-28-2018 , 08:14 AM

#31

iamreallycrap

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 174

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Originally Posted by sirswish6

and whats the deal with the black box? its the only thing that survives the crash, why dont they build the plane out of the black box?

That sounds so much like a Seinfeld joke at the intro to an episode.

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12-28-2018 , 05:28 PM

#32

p2ryan

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 821

Ray Bitar avoiding jail and getting a heart transplant, claiming they seized all assets, then having a $1,000,000 wedding. hollywood ending

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12-28-2018 , 05:32 PM

#33

sirswish6

Iron Sharpens Iron

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,055

what is the deal with count chocula? are we suppose to be afraid of this guy?

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12-28-2018 , 07:14 PM

#34

HurtLocker

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 798

What do you get when you have a thread reduced to telling jokes about Black Friday?

A-holes like Adelson, offshore site owners, pure brick & mortar casino owners along with their lobbyists/supporters laughing their arses off all the way to the bank.

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01-16-2019 , 06:33 AM

#35

Lego05

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 24,912

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Originally Posted by Well Read Ted

What do you call the 10 states and Washington DC breaking federal law by allowing the use of marijuana.

You need a punch line.

The title of the thread is it is supposed to be jokes.

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01-16-2019 , 11:54 AM

#36

illdonk

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,997

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Originally Posted by Well Read Ted

What do you call the 10 states and Washington DC breaking federal law by allowing the use of marijuana.

A legally tenuous situation similar to the in-state poker sites, but which leads to things like pot retailers having to be cash only because they can’t use banks.

Not much of a punchline.

Why did the online poker player fall down on Black Friday?

He lost his balance.

Last edited by illdonk; 01-16-2019 at 11:59 AM.

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01-16-2019 , 07:01 PM

#37

IQofTwoPlusTwo

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 624

Q. What would Jesus do?

A. Drop by Howard's 8 million dollar mansion for some lobster with his good buddy Ray.

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01-16-2019 , 07:06 PM

#38

inmyrav

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 1,719

After consistent serious loses on every poker site, I finally started to figure it out when Black Friday ruined my life.

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01-16-2019 , 08:52 PM

#39

eyemanidiot

banned

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 8

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

Gambling sites were breaking USA banking laws so the DOJ enforced them. Some call it black Friday, i call it justice.

Without laws society cant function.

How can someone so stupid have the brain power to actually type something ?

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01-17-2019 , 09:47 AM

#40

swissodds

adept

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,103

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Originally Posted by BulltexasATM

In 2018 we can no longer call it Black Friday.

Spoiler:

this

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01-17-2019 , 09:49 AM

#41

swissodds

adept

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,103

Back in the Golden days, Friday used to be the new Black!

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01-17-2019 , 10:13 AM

#42

arcdog

veteran

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,361

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Originally Posted by BulltexasATM

In 2018 we can no longer call it Black Friday.

Spoiler:

Someone needs to get back on Facebook.

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