Btw can we just cut the pretense and turn this into the Elly tran appreciation thread? All in favor say 'aye'.

aye

Either the most epic level of all time or...Just awesome?
He is legend.

link to source pls

ronaldo500 is ronaldo500 on stars ldo. 24 tables 1/2 and 2/4 6max

3 stars

Ronaldo500 needs a blog

5* for this, 5* for the pics ITT.

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what the Poker Star idiot talk with me? Ronaldo500 2x SUPER NOVA ELITTE expert internation player NO CAN sell stupid Poker Star banner on Ronaldo500.com

why mother f***** Chiren have old white mommy sit on his lap play TV poker with Chocolate Ivey and be TEAM PRO ONLINE and so close can smell p**** on Phil Ivey moth and Ronaldo500 no can travel USA beach city and no can TEAM ONLINE PRO $100,000 bonus? you think Ronaldo500 no want play tv poker with Chocolate Ivey?

I originally read this thread and said how ****ing stupid. It was then saved by the picture, just as I was about to close it. I then read a few comments and tried to understand them and lol'd a a little. I will now attempt to give to 2+2 and to myself w/an attmpted English to English translation.

Interviewer-Did you hear aout Phil Ivey getting divorced? If so what did you think about it?

Ronaldo500- I think Phil Ivey's wife has no Brain. He is the #1 poker player in the USA and the #2 in the world. Phil works very hard so that he can make the big $ that allows him to have all of the luxuries he enjoys such as his house, Cars, and plane. Phil's wife does not seem to appreciate the time and effort that making this kind of lifetstyle possible entails. My wife is much smarter than Ivey's wife. My wife lives in China with my child, and I work in Maccau to send money home to her. I can bang 1000 massage parlor girls and my wife doesn't mind. Ivey needs to get himself a Chinse woman and get rid of the "Chocolate Momma."

Interviewer- I noticed you called Ivey's ex-wife "Chocolate Mamma." Can you please post a photo of a girl that you think is more attractive in you're eyes. Aren't you worried that people will think that you are racist?

Ronaldo500- I'm not a racist u idiot. I don't like Chocolate Mamma's crazy butt-dance, and Gold moth(?).

Interviewer-My girlfriend wants to learn to play poker, but she goes on tilt like every 5 minutes. Do you have any tricks to help try and teach a newbie?

Ronaldo500- It's not surprising that you're girlfriend tilt's bigtime. Women can't think correctly for poker. Women that you see on TV have sex with the producers to get on TV. I say women are better for cooking and massaging. Poker is a man's game only. IF you're girlfriend want's to play poker tell her to sit at a lady's only table.

that's a good looking Moabite woman right there.

I'm pretty sure gold moth is "gold mouth", meaning he doesnt like grills
lollll

gee, thanks for clearing that up for us...

dayum

[x]bump

one redeeming quality, imho.

this is...

PURE GOLD! GO RONALDO500 GO, YOU R HERO!

and the girl is gold too, <3 that thread!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh. Ty. I shoulda got that only thing I couldn't figure out. LOL man this guy is something special.

Just disgusting.

i cant find the original interview

anyone have a link?

bump for where is ronaldo500

ronaldo500 is my hero

God, what a racist coffee

Gold

love ronaldo500

Ronaldo500 is the greatest of all time!!!