LOL. Really lol.

Lol every donk live player I've ever met tells this story

an aboriginal to my left

LMFAO

Playing 1/2nlhe while waiting for 2/5 at the hardrock in vegas, Couple crazy things happend there. Sitting next to this 50ish asian guy we started talking as people are always more friendly at 1/2 then 2/5. we started talking about playing red black, he's like i'll only do it for 15k, and pulls out a hug wad of hundees at the 1/2 table. lol. I wish i excepted and won and took it down, or lost and ran away lol.(i think i would be faster then him...)

Then later on I made a friend with this really good lag, we keep ordering shots of patron and i crack a joke as 3 of us take a shot. He is in the 5 seat and spits on the dealer the 1 and 2 seat and 8 and 9. after that he goes around to everyone that he spit on and gives them between 50-75 bucks, including the dealer. We play out the rest of the night, he's uber drunk but still making good bets and taking down pots. at the end of it, he hits a royal flush and takes down a $1300 prize for a royal after making another $500 at the 1/2.

This is the best one so far. The story is so well written you can actually taste the fart as you read it. Too bad the OP didn't specify if it was a wet one or a chewy one.

Strangest thing I ever seen at a poker table still is the time when I got a royal straight flush at a live tournament (IRL). Never even happend to me on a poker client.

Yes, because we must swaddle all of our handicapped in protective swaddling and save them from the mean, mean world.

QFSwaddle

lol, easy man, people here are full of hate lololoolol

go eat a hamburguer

I didnt actually hear it bc I had my iPod on, but I saw him lift his ass out of the seat to minimize resistance....

In jail a guy landed on our(poker/steel)table, happens, he did a swan dive from like 3rd tier, I had aset of 7's dude had a set of fours, man was I upset.

This actually made me laugh. Not sure why really but it did. (I live in Australia FWIW)

Bump

So many handicaped people said this guy was an inspiration for them and give them hope!! Don't tell me you've never seen or read any interviews of him. This guy is a hero!!

This happened to me but not at a poker table. It was at a restaurant, an overweight 40 year old male collapses. I immediately goto him and perform a CPR. I have a certified CPR, so I know what I am doing. I do this for 20 minutes and the ambulance finally arrives. EMT take over. Finally gets a pulse and IV is started. The man dies on the way to the hospital.

3 months later, I am named in a lawsuit. WTF????!!!!!! I spend $10500 to hire a lawyer. The suit was eventually dismissed because of "good samaritan law." However I couldn't recover my lawyers fee. I am out 10K trying to save a man's life!!!!!!

Now I think twice about trying to save somebody's life. I hate lawyers!!!

^wow so sick...

I think you need better legal advice.

They all cost money... Nobody was going to take the case without $15K retainer.. Like I said.. I hate lawyers

Thats ****ed up. Just goes to show people will screw over literally anyone for money.

One day many years ago I start my workweek as a floorman running a low limit section of a large LA casino. There's a relatively young, somewhat attractive woman (pre-poker boom this means under forty) sitting in the one seat in a 2/4 stud game. She wasn't a regular and played all day never changing seats; this of course is no big deal.

Next day I come in she's still in the same seat with the same clothes and plays through my shift never causing a problem. Next day she's still there, same seat, same clothes and all. Now I ask the shift manager if we have any liability or responsibility here; he says no as long as she is coherent and doesn't smell too bad. I couldn't bring myself to get super close but from a about two chairs away she didn't smell all that bad relatively speaking. She seemed coherent in that she never failed to ante.

Next day she's still there, same clothes, no problems. Finally it's my Friday and once again she plays through the day in the same clothes. After I get off I go play some 15/30 limit holdem for a few hours. Before I leave for my weekend I wander back to my section to make a final check. She's still there.

My libido was ruined for about a year thinking about that tuna.

~ Rick

Duuuuude. I absolutley hate you for this sentance. I almost choked on my tuna sandwich an now cant finish it...

The story is good tho.

How about the classic match between Bill Fillmaff and Mikey the chimp? Its pretty strange...

You should consult with a lawyer again regarding any potential claim against the lawyer and/or plaintiff in that action. The lawyer for the plaintiff with any reasonable investigation would know you were acting as a good samaritan and be familiar with the law. Perhaps you can recover fees by going after them for malicious prosecution or some such cause of action and recover your attorney fees.

thats ugly. only in america. Im glad that dude died, his family seems to deserve some pain. i tilted away 10K last night but this seems that would hurt more.