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Originally Posted by willie
2 from the borg
-a guy proclaimed on the river before he called that if his kings were cracked he was going to eat them. They were, he did. He was given a temp ban
-a friend of mine had an awful day at the borg. Ran deep in a tourney and got snapped off. Kept getting repeatedly snapped in an 50-100 game. The final straw was when he flopped top set on a rainbow rag board and the dude backed into a gutterball while trying to muscle out top set. The dude was capping into him on 2 streets, the river the set bet out, got raised and just called. My bud took the aces stoood up, crumbled them up, picked up the drop for the money on the table, put the aces on top of the slot and started jamming them down into the money drop. It took about 3-4 jams but he finally got them in. He was then asked to leave and given a short ban from the borg.
----i love this story so much.....gotta love steaming up and ramming cards into the table.
not in the last 5 years, who would eat a kem card, and after reading previos balls slapping in bathroom post who wants to eat anything as dirty as cards, this is unfunny, and vomitous. probably what made the sleeper/eppileptic,stroker/heart attacker puke.....