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Originally Posted by Zetack
I didn't see the below, although I would have liked to. Originally posted by mickeycrimm:
Reno Hilton/World Poker Challenge: Drunken Dave, a Reno local asshat, shows up pulling his **** again. He sits in the 2/5 nlh, pulls out his bricks, about $30,000, like he always does showing off to everybody, then plops them down on the table. All the other stacks on the table around around 500 to 1500.
Drunken Dave is always pullin' **** like when he wants to put you in he has to pull his arms back then sweep them forward and announce in a big boomin' voice "I'M ALL INNNNNNNN!!!!!" , when all he had to do was put enough out to cover you. He's always berating the players and dealers too.
Al, a local pro has about 1000 in red in front of him. He gets up and heads to his safe deposit box. He gets out $20,000 then goes to the cage and gets 4 cranberries ($5000 chips). He comes back to the table and sits the cranberries on top of his stack.
After awhile Drunken Dave and Al get into it. Dave's got the third nut flush and Al has the nut flush. Dave looks at Al, then at Al's stack, then pulls his arms back and here it comes:
"I'M ALL INNNNNNN!!!! says Dave, sweeping his hands forward. CALLLLLL!!!!!!!! says Al.
"I guess you got me" says Dave. "How much you got there?"
"$20,560" says Al.
"WTF!!!!!" says Dave
Dave is all sober now. He eyes zero in on Al's stack. He see's those 4 cranberries and screams "FLOOR!!!!, FLOOR!!!!!, FLOOR!!!!!
The floorman gets there and Dave screams "He hid those cranberries on me."
"No I didn't" says Al
The floor looks around at everybody at the table including the dealer. "Did he have those cranberries hidden" He asked. Everyone at the table agreed the cranberries were in plain sight.
"Pay him, Dave!!! says the floor.
"(^%&$#&*())^^$&$%())_ " says Dave as he pays Al off.
glad you quoted that, i read that a while ago and laughed for 10 mins
Originally Posted by CAPPOTccino View Post
I was playing at the Tropicana in AC about a year ago and there was a guy that was playing who happened to be blackout drunk. The whole night he was screaming and cussing and at one point even called an Italian reg. there "Luigi"...this is not his name!
Anyways, as the night progressed he threw a beer cup across the room in a fit of rage, and go up yelling "You can take my money, but at least I'm still HOT!"
The man, I'd say 27ish, took his shirt off and flexed in front of everyone while yelling "WOOOAAAA" like Rick Flair. He then called the waitress a bitch for not getting him drinks fast enough and said "**** this place I'm taking this chair..."
The man walked out with his chair over his shoulder and I haven't seen him since...
True story (AC is a crazy place)
omg $25 to anyone who can get this sercurity cam recording
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Originally Posted by tthree
I hope that Rascal isn't the brand name of the scooter and was the adjective you used to describe it because if so hilarious!
the company is in fact rascal