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Originally Posted by RandG
I asked a dealer about strange poker stories and she told me that one night after a really bad beat a player stood up, dropped his pants, and proceeded to spray the entire pot and cards with urine.
He was promptly grabbed by security and banned from the casino.
I actually LOLed at this really hard, way more than all the others. And the reason I did occurred to me after I stopped laughing: I actually could picture myself doing this if I were playing in a place I didn't care about my reputation. The punishment would be minimal, but the story would be legendary.