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Old 05-18-2017, 10:28 PM   #326
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

whats the over under on chews? i would think my jaw would hurt going through that many apples.
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:47 PM   #327
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

If you're gonna go eating 150 apples (or try to), you're probably gonna want to be taking in some sodium with that, i'd think you're blood would get too watery...apples are mostly water after all.
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:09 PM   #328
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If you're gonna go eating 150 apples (or try to), you're probably gonna want to be taking in some sodium with that, i'd think you're blood would get too watery...apples are mostly water after all.
so are humans so i think you're ok there buddy.

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By weight, the average human adult male is approximately 60% water and the average adult female is approximately 50%.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_water

also healthy potassium:sodium ratio is about 3:1. most american have the opposite 1:3. apples are pretty much all potassium and no sodium, you could eat tons of apples and be fine (if they dont give you gas which they do for me)
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:05 AM   #329
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

The sheer level of sodium intake would kill him. What about fruit and yogurt parfaits though? I think I could crush a couple hundred worth with enough weed.

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Old 05-19-2017, 07:12 AM   #330
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If you're gonna go eating 150 apples (or try to), you're probably gonna want to be taking in some sodium with that, i'd think you're blood would get too watery...apples are mostly water after all.
I think that he's gonna be getting plenty of sodium with all the other crap that he is going to have to eat.

I suspect he knows he's going to lose and this is just a way to get attention to the charitable part of the exercise. It's pretty smart, since they appear to have raised about $25,000 for that village.
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:47 AM   #331
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Read the entire ****ing thread and can't believe no one asked this question - is it $1000 in menu cost or a $1000 tab? I know the rules say no airports, and apparently they're doing it in Arizona, but IIRC sales tax at the McDonald's on Chicago Ave in downtown Chicago near the Mile was like 11% sales tax. THAT would have to be the move, right? That's a huge cut in the amount of food you have to eat.
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:00 AM   #332
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I hit up McDonalds on my way home today, grabbed 2 double cheeseburgers and a medium fries.
Wow you have no heart. That's not very much food.
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:10 AM   #333
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It would be great if his expected menu plan is released online (X burgers, X apple slices, X nuggets...) right as he starts eating so that the figures can be analyzed to see if he is certain to die before he gets too far into things.
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:14 AM   #334
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It would be great if his expected menu plan is released online (X burgers, X apple slices, X nuggets...) right as he starts eating so that the figures can be analyzed to see if he is certain to die before he gets too far into things.
His twitter says he's planning to do $500 in apple slices. $300 needs burgers/fries and stuff so there's really only $200 that we don't know much about.

Also it appears he isn't going to attempt any kind of angle so this bet is already done.
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:46 AM   #335
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How is there no o/u ITT? Anyone else interested in betting it?
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:26 AM   #336
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Wow you have no heart. That's not very much food.


Really?? I think it's more than enough to fill up an average person. I struggled with the 3rd burger but I don't like wasting food so I forced it down.
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:26 AM   #337
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His twitter says he's planning to do $500 in apple slices. $300 needs burgers/fries and stuff so there's really only $200 that we don't know much about.

Also it appears he isn't going to attempt any kind of angle so this bet is already done.
In that case, I stuff myself with bacon-laden burgers, voluntarily vomit, eat apple slices for the next day or so while sitting on the toilet to make room for the food coming in, and print money*


*Unless I vomit a second time, rupture an organ, or die from another cause before finishing.
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:01 PM   #338
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Really?? I think it's more than enough to fill up an average person. I struggled with the 3rd burger but I don't like wasting food so I forced it down.
Same here... One Bacon Cheese, one Double Cheese, med fries, med coke (0,4L) and I'm full for 24 hours.
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:02 PM   #339
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What about ordering the food home? Do they charge extra for this?
Would it count towards the 1000$?
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:05 PM   #340
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So the bet starts in 3 hours and I'm going to bed in 5 hours. Line set for him to have given up within that 2 hour timespan after he downs $25 worth and is fuller than he has ever been?
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:06 PM   #341
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So the bet starts in 3 hours and I'm going to bed in 5 hours. Line set for him to have given up within that 2 hour timespan after he downs $25 worth and is fuller than he has ever been?
he's doing apples first.
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:11 PM   #342
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I'm guessing $50 of bags before he quits then, which should be about equal to like 10 regular full apples
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:26 PM   #343
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I'm guessing $50 of bags before he quits then, which should be about equal to like 10 regular full apples
Listen bro. I'm not rich checkmaker but I am a decent sized guy. I could have sex with you anytime. Wait, what I'm trying to say is he will easily clear $100-200 and then it's all ova baby.
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Old 05-19-2017, 01:55 PM   #344
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

1 hour until prop bet start HYPPEUUUU
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Old 05-19-2017, 02:43 PM   #345
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Read the entire ****ing thread and can't believe no one asked this question - is it $1000 in menu cost or a $1000 tab? I know the rules say no airports, and apparently they're doing it in Arizona, but IIRC sales tax at the McDonald's on Chicago Ave in downtown Chicago near the Mile was like 11% sales tax. THAT would have to be the move, right? That's a huge cut in the amount of food you have to eat.
It is pretty incredible that no one has thought of this brilliant idea, as most of us figured he should have no problem getting 90% of the way there, but had no idea how he'd manage the last 10%.
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Old 05-19-2017, 02:45 PM   #346
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:12 PM   #347
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

His first order is for:

50 Apple Slices @ $25
20 2 Full Strips Bacon @ $30
50 Guacamole @ $45

$108.06 after tax
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:17 PM   #348
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Is there any stream of this?
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:48 PM   #349
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:52 PM   #350
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