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05-19-2017 , 03:55 PM

#351

PeteBlow

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Originally Posted by Momo

Is there any stream of this?

There's gonna be a stream out of his ass

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05-19-2017 , 03:57 PM

#352

Falconhoof

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He's turning the apple slices into apple sauce, albeit without a blender. Is that not a violation of the 'eat it as it comes' rule?

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05-19-2017 , 04:01 PM

#353

magking1

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Originally Posted by Falconhoof

He's turning the apple slices into apple sauce, albeit without a blender. Is that not a violation of the 'eat it as it comes' rule?

I would say it is

Also, just noticed he got screwed on apple slices at first stop, they only charged him $.50ea

Hes gotta go back and request to pay more

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05-19-2017 , 04:06 PM

#354

restorativejustice

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Even with the apples crushed by hand (which are a poor-man's teeth so I would allow it), it looks physically impossible to eat that large bowl and the guacamole cups without resorting to his one-time use of the "vomit card."

Can the nutritional scientists with rock-hard abs in this thread please post how long it would take that much apple sauce and guac to move out of his stomach so that more food could move in.

p.s-- Why isn't the little Staples bro in on this?

Last edited by restorativejustice; 05-19-2017 at 04:14 PM.

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05-19-2017 , 04:09 PM

#355

doublejoker

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Originally Posted by restorativejustice

Even with the apples blended, it looks physically impossible to eat that large bowl and the guacamole cups without having to use his "vomit card."

Can the nutritional scientists with rock-hard abs in this thread please post how long it would take that much apple sauce to move out of his stomach so that more food could move in.

How is he able to basically blend the apples into a liquid?

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05-19-2017 , 04:09 PM

#356

PeteBlow

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Totally.
The rule was 'No blender, eat it as it comes'

It's as if he's taken notice of the 'No blender' bit but ignored the second part.
If that's allowed, he may as well be able to dehydrate them

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05-19-2017 , 04:10 PM

#357

magking1

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Originally Posted by restorativejustice

About 3 hr and 50 min on average.

FUll discloser I only have pillow hard abs but I know about these things.

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05-19-2017 , 04:19 PM

#358

restorativejustice

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Originally Posted by PeteBlow

Totally.
The rule was 'No blender, eat it as it comes'

It's as if he's taken notice of the 'No blender' bit but ignored the second part.
If that's allowed, he may as well be able to dehydrate them

Not really.

Crushing them with your hand is no different (ok it is, but humor me) than crushing them with your teeth, just as balling up and pushing a Big Mac down your throat with your fingers when your jaw gets tired should also be OK. Any tools beyond a knife, fork and spoon should be prohibited, but I will wait for someone with rock-hard abs to weigh in before deciding.

p.s -- They dole out some pretty big bacon slices at that McDs. Can't believe he knew that beforehand.

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05-19-2017 , 04:53 PM

#359

NhlNut

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Btw, that much in green apples = good chance at the runs.

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05-19-2017 , 04:56 PM

#360

NhlNut

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Should have gotten some sides of scrambled eggs to go with the bacon. Expensive and not very filling.

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05-19-2017 , 05:08 PM

#361

Pakichu777

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that's so disgusting and he's only 10.8% there

i have to honestly believe that his changes are zero to complete this

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05-19-2017 , 05:12 PM

#362

restorativejustice

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^^^^
Don't forget the tax-man's bite of 9%

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05-19-2017 , 05:32 PM

#363

SrslySirius

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Dude come ON.

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05-19-2017 , 06:25 PM

#364

JeffroSTL

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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

It is pretty incredible that no one has thought of this brilliant idea, as most of us figured he should have no problem getting 90% of the way there, but had no idea how he'd manage the last 10%.

10% in a challenge like this is a **** load.

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05-19-2017 , 06:27 PM

#365

Kelvis

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Originally Posted by JeffroSTL

10% in a challenge like this is a **** load.

No it's not.

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05-19-2017 , 06:52 PM

#366

Bobo Fett

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Originally Posted by JeffroSTL

10% in a challenge like this is a **** load.

That may be. But if so, the reason it's a ****load is because 100% is incredibly ridiculous, and there's pretty much no chance that 10% is going to be remotely close to the difference between making it or not.

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05-19-2017 , 07:03 PM

#367

Fayth

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no idea how he's gonna down this 300$ worth of hamburgers and fries

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05-19-2017 , 07:06 PM

#368

nutflopper

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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

I mean, if he makes it, it kinda will be a big difference.

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05-19-2017 , 07:08 PM

#369

mucknuts

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

Dude come ON.

If legit then this will turn into an anti-climax very quickly.

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05-19-2017 , 07:10 PM

#370

thethethe

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05-19-2017 , 07:16 PM

#371

SrslySirius

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I feel pretty foolish having waited to see what the sick angle would be, assuming he had some clever idea. There is no clever idea. He's just to going half-ass it and fail.

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05-19-2017 , 07:58 PM

#372

Carl Trooper

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Waste of time. Not even possible.

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05-19-2017 , 07:59 PM

#373

augie_

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

I feel pretty foolish having waited to see what the sick angle would be, assuming he had some clever idea. There is no clever idea. He's just to going half-ass it and fail.

yea, really pathetic attempt...getting wasted the night before, he's not even trying

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05-19-2017 , 08:46 PM

#374

prahsk87

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Would this bet be doable for a competitive eater like Matt Stonie? Here he eats $50 / 8280 calories of McDonalds food in 20 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np-uSAXRJK0