lmao

[11:25:01 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[11:25:15 AM] PokerStars: we have qustions for your account, can you answer now ?
[11:25:28 AM] Phil Hellmuth: idiot from northern europe
[11:25:46 AM] PokerStars: tell me please, do you join at your account today NOT at home ?
[11:26:08 AM] Phil Hellmuth: do you even know how to spell poker??
[11:26:15 AM] PokerStars: It's Problem

[11:25:01 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[11:25:15 AM] PokerStars: we have qustions for your account, can you answer now ?
[11:25:28 AM] Doug Lee: Don't you know who I am?
[11:25:46 AM] Doug Lee: See you on the felt!
[11:26:15 AM] PokerStars: It's Problem

not sure if level

There it is.

so much winning ITT!

I waited two weeks to read this thread because the title sounded pretty self explainatory. I finally decided to see what the 5 stars were about and thread definately didn't disappoint! Epic!

It probably went something like this...




[11:25:46 AM] PokerStars: tell me please, do you join at your account today NOT at home ?
[11:26:08 AM] PokerStars: someone from Germany join today at your account
[11:26:15 AM] Michael: ummmmm no I'm at home
[11:26:18 AM] PokerStars: we thinks that's your account can be cracked..it's problem
[11:26:51 AM] PokerStars: we should check your account manual, but u'r play now, and we don't block you email password and email, after you game we will manual check you account
[11:27:27 AM] Michael: lol no thanks
[11:27:45 AM] PokerStars: It hurts having your account hacked doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.
[11:28:01 AM] PokerStars: you agree ?
[11:28:22 AM] Michael: if ur pokerstars u should have my details already

[11:29:25 AM] PokerStars: it's manual checking, all night, I check check check check. Don't worry I no trap you! i must ask you password

Perfection

lmfao 5*

hahaha that's too good, with the hat and the bottle of vodka

[11:25:01 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[11:25:15 AM] American: hello, I´m from the USA
[11:25:22 AM] PokerStars: It's Problem

lol +1

[11:25:46 AM] PokerStars: tell me please, do you join at your account today
not at your home?
[11:26:08 AM] PokerStars: someone from Germany join today at your account
[11:26:15 AM] Cartman: can i please have a kiss
[11:26:18 AM] PokerStars: i not understanding??
[11:26:51 AM] Cartman: well its just i always prefer to be kissed before i get
F#$%&D!!!
[11:27:45 AM] PokerStars: its problem

[11:25:23 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[11:25:31 AM] PokerStars: we have qustions for your account, can you answer now ?
[11:26:18 AM] stevesbets: OMFG
[11:26:22 AM] stevesbets: OMFG
[11:26:24 AM] stevesbets: OMFG
[11:26:27 AM] stevesbets: OMFG
[11:26:31 AM] stevesbets: OMFG
[11:26:33 AM] stevesbets: OMFG
[11:26:56 AM] PokerStars: tell me please, do you join at your account today NOT at home ?
[11:27:34 AM] stevesbets: honestly
[11:28:05 AM] stevesbets: if you were to drop dead
[11:28:11 AM] stevesbets: tonight
[11:28:24 AM] stevesbets: i would be happy
[11:28:34 AM] stevesbets: you have stolen 17k form me tonight
[11:28:47 AM] stevesbets: as far as i'm concerned u owe it to me
[11:30:21 AM] PokerStars: It's Problem

(Sigh, I miss Stevebets Epic Chat Blow-Ups)

[11:25:23 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[11:25:28 AM] ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
[11:25:29 AM] ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
[11:25:30 AM] ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
[11:25:31 AM] ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
[11:25:32 AM] ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
[11:25:33 AM] ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
[11:25:34 AM] ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
[11:25:38 AM] PokerStars: It's Problem

[11:25:01 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[11:25:15 AM] Brian hastings: hello please ship me all handhistorys
[11:25:22 AM] Isildur1: It's Problem

poker tsars and stars skypes you are brilliant.

It`s nothing more but a wild guess but the guy running the scam might actually be English, realized hiring Russians for this scam was a big fail, so he thought of another brilliant plan. Why not invite ISILDUR1 to his live 2/5 plo game (with a whopping 10 pound straddle) under false pretenses (that certainly look very appealing to Isildur!) and rob him blind?
Read the hillarious OP and follow up posts itt:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/37...-26th-1074659/

One word : B-R-I-L-L-I-A-N-T.




- NMHU.

I did lol.

Skype > Password > ATM > Cash > Titties > Its Porblem


In serviette russia Isildur1 call you to the interwebs broadcast 2/5 PLO game at The Internation in london via Skjpe.

[11:25:46 AM] PokerStars: Hello camerade...er, I mean important customer.
[11:26:15 AM] JoePlayer: hello?
[11:26:18 AM] PokerStars: it's problem. we found activity in your accoutn in other country. we think foreign devil has taken you in crack.
[11:26:51 AM] JoePlayer: wat?
[11:27:45 AM] PokerStars: we need password to fix your crack...otherwise block. do you agree?
[11:28:22 AM] JoePlayer: gtfo

[11:25:01 AM] Full Tilt: Hi, it's full tilt online support
[11:25:15 AM] Full Tilt: we have qustions for your account, can you answer now ?
[11:25:28 AM] Phil Ivey: Can you loan me a few mill? Isildur1 is online.
[11:25:46 AM] Full Tilt: plaese will you pay back when yuo get?
[11:26:08 AM] Phil Ivey: I can't promise anything
[11:26:15 AM] Full Tilt: It's Problem