[10:25:01 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[10:25:28 AM] wilnotletuwin : too late, axe in car

I love russians...NOOOT

[10:25:01 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[10:25:28 AM] Thrillseeker: No buy-ins, and no cash prizes. Just the braclet and glory. Also, this way the game will be seen less as gambling and more a game of skill, a real cometishian, a sport.
[10:26:22 AM] Pokerstars: It's problem

FYP

So much win ITT.

NH!

Can't believe this thread isn't getting more love.

.we thinks very pure gold itt.

Top drawer.

Bump epic thread for more love.
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Since reading this thread, every time I get c/r I hear a russian in my head saying..."Its problem". Missus asked if I could run to the shops, I replied with its problem, her expression was priceless.

[11:25:01 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[11:25:28 AM] Felt Mountain: Daniel Negreanu I am disappoint
[11:26:22 AM] Pokerstars: It's problem

Lol so good...

PokerStars: we thinks thats your account can be cracked
PokerStars: it's problem
PokerStars: we shoud check your account manual, but u'r play now, and we don't block you
PokerStars: write your password and email, after you game we will check you account and send results and new password.

Michael: Lederer??? is dat you?
Michael: No cash here....here, no cash...

Haha ... great stuff.

lol just happend to me

[15:15:05] PokerStars Online Support: Hello
[15:15:12] PokerStars Online Support: We have questions about your account
[15:15:23] PokerStars Online Support: Tell me please, do you join at your account today not at home ?
[15:15:34] soulysoul: No
[15:16:30] PokerStars Online Support: Someone from Finland join at your account today and try transfer money, but we block this option
[15:16:41] PokerStars Online Support: We should block your account and check up you
[15:16:43] soulysoul: Ok
[15:16:55] PokerStars Online Support: Tell me please, do you use neteller, moneybookers or webmoney ?
[15:17:09] soulysoul: No
[15:17:16] PokerStars Online Support: only credit card ?
[15:17:37] soulysoul: Only Cash
[15:17:56] PokerStars Online Support: Tell me please your last password. I will check your account and say results
[15:18:57] soulysoul: is my account cracked?
[15:19:15] PokerStars Online Support: )))))
[15:19:28] soulysoul: it's problem
[15:19:33] PokerStars Online Support: yep yep
[15:19:41] PokerStars Online Support: suck my dick also
[15:20:18] soulysoul: but it's problem

Hahaha soooo much ***** WINNNN!!!!

it's quadchrazs ****ing with you imo

[10:25:01 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[10:25:01 AM] PokerStars Online Support: We have questions about your account
[10:25:28 AM] Imper1um: Which one?

[11:26:18 AM] PokerStars: we thinks thats your account can be cracked
[11:26:28 AM] PokerStars: it's problem

LOL, if someone falls for this they deserve to lose their money

amazing

sick chops itt

LOL'd

[11:25:01 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[11:25:28 AM]totibani: YOU AND ME
[11:25:32 AM]totibani: GO ON THE TEABLES
[11:25:36 AM]totibani: AND TAKE MANEY
[11:25:43 AM]totibani: THE F DO
[11:26:22 AM] Pokerstars: It's problem

LMAO! No love for this?

[11:25:01 AM] PokerStars: Hi, it's pokerstars online support
[11:25:28 AM] ANobleGent: I'm afraid I'm terribly busy at the moment old chap.
[11:26:22 AM] ANobleGent: Cordially, A Noble Gent

[11:27:23 AM] PokerStars: it's problem