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07-10-2010 , 02:57 PM

#26

Olangotang

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I watched this interview, that part made me lol too

def. not cool when talking about non poker things, but slowhabit is still a very cool dude and that interview was awesome

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07-10-2010 , 02:58 PM

#27

Olangotang

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Originally Posted by inthepub5

reffering to a disabled person as a "limper"

wp sir, thread has great potential

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07-10-2010 , 05:09 PM

#28

medonkyou

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guy waiting on transplant - dead to a heart
asking boss for promotion - check raise
spill water on weed - splash the pot
referring to BP debacle - big slick
completing a successful phone conversation with girl - smooth call
all soccer players - bad flop
the clothes i wear when i masturbate - jack off suit

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07-10-2010 , 05:15 PM

#29

inthepub5

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Originally Posted by medonkyou

guy waiting on transplant - dead to a heart
asking boss for promotion - check raise
spill water on weed - splash the pot
referring to BP debacle - big slick
completing a successful phone conversation with girl - smooth call
all soccer players - bad flop ghey joke
the clothes i wear when i masturbate - jack off suit

lol

talking about of a fat person............. s/hes on a double gutter

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07-10-2010 , 05:18 PM

#30

stewball

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Calling for "No Black" when President Obama flops a four flush on you in spades or clubs.

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07-10-2010 , 05:21 PM

#31

Actionjunkie

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Originally Posted by medonkyou

Very nice donk ( dead to a heart is brutal)

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07-10-2010 , 05:58 PM

#32

feedmykids

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in b4 sucked out

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07-10-2010 , 08:13 PM

#33

inthepub5

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Originally Posted by stewball

Calling for "No Black" when President Obama flops a four flush on you in spades or clubs.

lol clubs are obviously green

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07-10-2010 , 08:25 PM

#34

Freefalling

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I obtained a black chip in a 2/5 game, and I asked to be colored down to greens. I said "Thanks, I hate blacks".

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07-10-2010 , 08:30 PM

#35

TopCat123

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This thread is awesome! Laughed a lot on the first two pages

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07-10-2010 , 08:32 PM

#36

EATITPAL

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Originally Posted by inthepub5

reffering to a disabled person as a "limper"

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Originally Posted by FideICa$hflo

"nh" to a one-armed amputee

These are the best.

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07-10-2010 , 08:37 PM

#37

King Fish

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07-10-2010 , 08:41 PM

#38

housenuts

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Originally Posted by TopCat123

This thread is awesome! Laughed a lot on the first two pages

35 posts does not equal 2 pages. its equal a third of one. change your settings.

as per the question in the topic, the answer is all

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07-10-2010 , 08:46 PM

#39

Conz

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telling the cute girl to your left to straddle your big blind

no? meh, i dont care

3 jewish guys sat at the table next to me wearing yamakas, and i said to my table "must be a capped game" they laughed

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07-10-2010 , 08:52 PM

#40

TopCat123

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Originally Posted by housenuts

35 posts does not equal 2 pages. its equal a third of one. change your settings.

as per the question in the topic, the answer is all

Just did, thanks.

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07-10-2010 , 08:56 PM

#41

PLOwed

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All above in prison. Where im told (by t.v. and movies) that poker is a popular game.

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07-10-2010 , 09:00 PM

#42

King Fish

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Originally Posted by Conz

3 jewish guys sat at the table next to me wearing yamakas,

Somewhere, Jewbison just shed a tear.

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07-10-2010 , 09:01 PM

#43

Conz

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Somewhere, Jewbison just shed a tear.

i know it's yarmukles or something, but i was too lazy to look it up and...yea, i like it better phonetically.

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07-10-2010 , 09:04 PM

#44

King Fish

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According to the "smart" chemist on Big Brother, they are called "yum kippurs."

So at least you are ahead of that.

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07-10-2010 , 09:36 PM

#45

THE F DO

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Originally Posted by nuisance

Everywhere including the poker table. The only time it is acceptable is when you are actually talking about poker or discussing strat whether it's face to face with a friend or online.

Yeah, people who post threads about dating and talk about how the girl "raised, so I decided to fold" are so lol.

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07-10-2010 , 10:02 PM

#46

inthepub5

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going to a man with one arm and as him if he wants to swap 25%?

ask someone whos termanilly ill if they want a last longer bet?

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07-10-2010 , 10:37 PM

#47

Mookie88

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FideICa$hflo

"nh" to a one-armed amputee

this is the stuff

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07-10-2010 , 10:44 PM

#48

MadDogFerg

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Actionjunkie

If your wife sunbathes nude .... fish on a heater

lollol great

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07-10-2010 , 10:52 PM

#49

AMT

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Originally Posted by Conz

i know it's yarmukles or something, but i was too lazy to look it up and...yea, i like it better phonetically.

meh, it isn't an English word. The slight variations of the transliteration are very insignificant. Your spelling is fine for all intents and purposes.