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01-29-2013 , 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 3fiveofdiamonds
I'm not going to search for it but there was a long thread on here and a billiards forum where Viffer was playing high stakes pool and supposedly stiffed someone for 50k I believe.

If I remember the thread correctly, it seemed that the allegations were true
He was found guilty by the court of NVG, known for it's long hind-legs and handy pouch.

All of the posts in this forum have an element of truth, namely the time and the date.
01-30-2013 , 12:05 AM
Here's a really good trick. Warm a large raw sausage to about body temperature and put it in your front trouser pocket. Start doing the washing-up.

After a minute or so, with your hands in the lather, ask a woman if she could just grab your phone out of the same pocket, as you can feel it going off and you are expecting an important call.

When she reaches in and shrieks, don't let her in on the joke. Just walk off, smiling like a boss.

Keep the sausage in there for a while though, just in case the cops show up.
01-30-2013 , 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by grip997
Here's a really good trick. Warm a large raw sausage to about body temperature and put it in your front trouser pocket. Start doing the washing-up.

After a minute or so, with your hands in the lather, ask a woman if she could just grab your phone out of the same pocket, as you can feel it going off and you are expecting an important call.

When she reaches in and shrieks, don't let her in on the joke. Just walk off, smiling like a boss.

Keep the sausage in there for a while though, just in case the cops show up.
huh
01-30-2013 , 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Czar Chasm
No but do you honestly believe the 17 year old stripper in question isn't adult enough to choose to have consensual sex? Or that an 8 year age gap among consenting adults is a big deal?
I think you might have the stories mixed up a bit...
01-30-2013 , 01:13 AM
this thread is real tilting to read through. i see a website linked to that doesnt have the pics of sheiky with the hos, just something of sheiky saying hes a punk and says 2 wrongs dont make a right. then 2 vids that were removed. lame thread.
01-30-2013 , 01:20 AM
Didnt like sheiky prior to this thread. Liked Viffer prior to this thread. Dont really like either now. Pretty scummy by Sheiky and pretty scummy by Viffer.
01-30-2013 , 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Dixie60
No, not at all.

If her feet touch the floor while she's taking a dump then she's good to go imo.
my favorite post in the thread
01-30-2013 , 01:36 AM
Because you're a pedo or just have a horrible sense of humor?
01-30-2013 , 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by dontwork
Didnt like sheiky prior to this thread. Liked Viffer prior to this thread. Dont really like either now. Pretty scummy by Sheiky and pretty scummy by Viffer.
Yep, this.
01-30-2013 , 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by pocket_zeros
A TV reality show about Viffer's life would single-handedly revive the poker boom.


Oyeah, Lindgren scumbag
01-30-2013 , 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by invictus-1
you keep using that word, "pedophilia." it does not mean what you think it means.
Errrrm, a sexual interest in young children...?
01-30-2013 , 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by grip997
maybe penis tickling is a custom in the iran. but I do know unwanted penis tickling is illegal in most states. prob frowned upon in vegas. best advice is shieky do not greet women with a penis tickling .do not penis tickle you friends girlfriend.

Last edited by champstone; 01-30-2013 at 02:49 AM.
01-30-2013 , 02:57 AM
The Dude: ****in' Sheeky... that creep can raise, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an seventeen year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Las Vegas he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny.
01-30-2013 , 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by grip997
Here's a really good trick. Warm a large raw sausage to about body temperature and put it in your front trouser pocket. Start doing the washing-up.

After a minute or so, with your hands in the lather, ask a woman if she could just grab your phone out of the same pocket, as you can feel it going off and you are expecting an important call.

When she reaches in and shrieks, don't let her in on the joke. Just walk off, smiling like a boss.

Keep the sausage in there for a while though, just in case the cops show up.

Flawed logic imo. No woman who isn't your wife or girlfriend is ever going to be in the restroom with you, gonna have to wrap both hands in ace bandages, say you got burned saving a kid in a house fire....
01-30-2013 , 05:21 AM
I love you Viffer. Don't get me wrong, you're still a pretty low human being, but your entertainment value is ridiculous.

Lol at Sheikhan, I thought that dude was in prison.
01-30-2013 , 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by champstone
Quote:
Originally Posted by grip997
maybe penis tickling is a custom in the iran. but I do know unwanted penis tickling is illegal in most states. prob frowned upon in vegas. best advice is shieky do not greet women with a penis tickling .do not penis tickle you friends girlfriend.
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Originally Posted by puckbag
The Dude: ****in' Sheeky... that creep can raise, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an seventeen year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Las Vegas he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny.
thread finally reached 7-star rating


anyway: i don't think it is wrong, when a 17yr old girl has a older bfs ... back in school, a lot of the girls had friends w/ 19-25 yrs of age ... so the whole 'Sheik is a sex offender' thing is kinda lame (even he seems like a douche to me)
01-30-2013 , 06:33 AM
Now the 3rd thread I've read in a row where "pedophelia" is mentioned... wtf 2+2?
01-30-2013 , 08:37 AM
viffer this could all be a mistake, maybe he gave your girlfriend a Iranian handshake. im not up on the Iranian customs but this could be one.
01-30-2013 , 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Shining Fountain
hahahaha oh no its chris hansen!!
01-30-2013 , 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Professionalpoker
HA. my bad. I fail the internet for not reading thru thread. slow pony sent to glue factory.
01-30-2013 , 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by puckbag
The Dude: ****in' Sheeky... that creep can raise, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an seventeen year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Las Vegas he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny.
This is funny but quite ******ed...
01-30-2013 , 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by sbarnhouse
Now the 3rd thread I've read in a row where "pedophelia" is mentioned... wtf 2+2?
It's not all about pedophilia on 2+2. You should read Joey Bitch getting.......(now let me say this gently) sexual intercourse against his will in the butt.
01-30-2013 , 09:43 AM
Joey never complained once that I recall. He seemed to think the money was worth it.
01-30-2013 , 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by joeschmoe
Joey never complained once that I recall. He seemed to think the money was worth it.
Never said he complained but it was against his will. Speaking of which.........If Sheiky (with his sexual past) had treated Viffer like Joey Bitch at the Aria after he stomped on him, we'd have the poker story of the decade.

      
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