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Old 11-14-2009, 08:47 PM   #51
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:55 PM   #52
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Exclamation Rumour says that...

...durrrr just began his nightshift at mcdonalds.





Gogo isildur ='D


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Old 11-14-2009, 08:57 PM   #53
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:58 PM   #54
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A+ for the girls
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:59 PM   #55
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A+ for the birds though.......
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:59 PM   #56
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c-
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:00 PM   #57
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i was expecting more from swedish girls :/
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:00 PM   #58
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i lol'd for some reason

and go isildur
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:01 PM   #59
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come on guys. this is serious

WHY SO SERIOUSY?
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:04 PM   #60
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wow... umm ... wow
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:06 PM   #61
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Re: Seriousy, Why?

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Why is poker so negative sometimes?
Why does it take a whole year to win so little and a few moments to lose so much?
Why did durrrr lose $3million in one week now will spend the next months chasing it?
Why are there so many poker players that once had but now have not?
Why is there a thin line between success and failure?
Why is positive thinking a lot weaker than negative thinking?
why do you lose a lot more on the river than you win?
Why are the cards shuffled, hence random, then I still keep seeing K-6 offsuit every other hand?
Why does Phil Ivey lose a ton at the pits yet he's still a millionare?
Why do I lose a little and I am broke because of that?
Why does Isildur1 keep catching cards and grinders never catch a break?
Why is the way up so tough yet the road down is blinding fast?
Why will some 2+2'ers read this and have the standard "cool story bro", "lock it up", "ban" etc comment?
Why is the definition of "******" = doing the same thing and expecting different result yet poker players that claim to be sane continue to make the same mistakes and expect a different outcome?
Why can't 21 outs win more times than not?
Why do gamblers put up a hapyy fasad when they are really hurting inside?
Why can't somebody that buys in for $40k on a table ship a few $5 to railbirds?
Why will a gambler never donate a penny to a charitable cause but continue to lose millions to rich casinos?
Why did Phil Ivey say it doesn't hurt him to lose a million but will never give me a million if I told him that I would invest into my future and make the world a better place?
Why do we gamblers only quit when we have no more to lose?
do majority of the people who play online think like this? i really do hope so to be honest.
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:06 PM   #62
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why is jadakiss as hard as it gets?
[x] in after Jadakiss

balls.
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:07 PM   #63
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Re: Seriousy, Why?

i like this open, you should answer the questions urself tho i think.

responses are like always plain ******ed..
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:08 PM   #64
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omg that would be sad if it really happened...
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:08 PM   #65
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im sorry what was this thread about again?? omg wow
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:14 PM   #66
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Re: For the greater good of society, poker needs to die

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It should be pretty obvious: the poker fantasy that is being sold to young people, that by playing a zero sum game which produces absolutely nothing, you can drop out of college, achieve instant fame and fortune and never have to do an honest day's work in your life, is just another version of the toxic "get rich or die trying" message that results in millions of destitute, wasted lives.
Wow, some very rare truth on NVG...
In the midst of Endless Group Ivey Deep Throating.

The actual problem with poker is the killer variance...
There are all kinds of simple ways to reduce variance...
But it would hurt the casino drop...
So ever higher variance forms of poker are promoted...
And the WSOP FT now has skill component of an $11 SNG.
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:16 PM   #67
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Why do I make this inflammatory statement on a poker player's forum? It should be pretty obvious: the poker fantasy that is being sold to young people, that by playing a zero sum game which produces absolutely nothing, you can drop out of college, achieve instant fame and fortune and never have to do an honest day's work in your life, is just another version of the toxic "get rich or die trying" message that results in millions of destitute, wasted lives.

I'm optimistic that we have turned the page on the Moneymaker-Bush poker boom era and that such times will never return. Having gone back to college myself, I am now devoting my free time to developing intelligent software to defeat online poker, with the ultimate goal of destroying the industry so that other intelligent people will realize that they need to find something more productive to do with their time. Once you kick the habit, I think you'll find that poker is an incredibly boring way to spend your time. For those of you who still find poker interesting, take a look at uneducated, perpetually broke old-schoolers like Eskimo Clark and Sam Grizzle, and realize that that's where you may be headed. Anway, wish me luck in destroying this useless industry!


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Old 11-14-2009, 09:25 PM   #68
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wow another low content durrrr thread just what we need. Not even 6 Sweedish girls can save this thread
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:26 PM   #69
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When I was 12 I used to lay in bed and wish that everybody in the world would send me a penny. I got over that, though.
LOL i still do that, and i am 45 now
sad story ik
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:31 PM   #70
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...durrrr just began his nightshift at mcdonalds.



LOL someone deed to add a FTP patch to durrrrs apron
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:37 PM   #71
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:40 PM   #72
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wow another low content durrrr thread just what we need. Not even 6 Sweedish girls can save this thread
do you by any chance like fishsticks?
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:44 PM   #73
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:44 PM   #74
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2,6,1,5,4,3
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:45 PM   #75
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omg im moving to sweden right now...
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