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Old 11-27-2009, 04:38 AM   #276
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Re: Seriousy, Why?

how is this thread so long
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Old 12-08-2009, 05:45 AM   #277
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Clearly you're not in government.
LOL !!!
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Old 12-22-2009, 07:59 PM   #278
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Tendencies of the best

Suppose all humans live forever, are extensively trained in NLHE for one year, receive a $1000 stack daily, and play NLHE with the blinds at $5/$10 every day against all possible combinations of eight other players in parallel universes. So, the number of parallel universes will be around 9*10^10 choose 9. (Please don't comment on the impossibility or holes in this.)

Consider the top 100 players (based on average ROI per period). Their statistics (avg. limp ins, avg. post flop aggression etc.) be obviously be similar (steady state behavior of random variables). What kind of statistics will show a distinctive pattern as a decreasing function of ROI of the players? Suppose you sort the average ROI per day vs. the players. Will it be approximately Pareto distributed?
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:20 PM   #279
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View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

because if you're born like in July you obviously have an advantage of being the youngest player. it's not like you're eligible for this title once you're born

thoughts?
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:22 PM   #280
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

Most ******ed thing I've heard all day.
I did just wake up though, so it could get worse.
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:27 PM   #281
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

cool story bro
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:33 PM   #282
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sest kui sa oled sündinud näiteks juulis te muidugi eeliseks on noorim mängija. see ei ole nagu teil on õigus käesoleva jaotise Kui oled sündinud. mõtted?
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:33 PM   #283
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okay, consider it done. now what?
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:33 PM   #284
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Good idea...I'll get right on it.
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:34 PM   #285
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

This is actually not a terrible idea, but it's just comprised of one person right now. If the title had any significance, they might do it that way.
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:38 PM   #286
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If the title had any significance, they might do it that way.
If I shat gold, I'd be rich.
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:40 PM   #287
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If I shat gold, I'd be rich.
assuming you weren't abducted and your anus was farmed for riches
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:41 PM   #288
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assuming you weren't abducted
and that everyone else didn't also **** gold
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:44 PM   #289
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

No.
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:58 PM   #290
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

Who really cares? Wow I won but I was 33 days younger than the previous youngest winner!!

Be thrilled u won, who really gives a **** about "youngest ever" so fukn ******ed.

Awful thread
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:08 PM   #291
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

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because if you're born like in July you obviously have an advantage ...

thoughts?
Grunch:

I tried to stop at the word "like" but my goddam peripheral vision caught that.

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Old 12-28-2009, 06:24 PM   #292
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

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because if you're born like in July you obviously have an advantage of being the youngest player. it's not like you're eligible for this title once you're born

thoughts?
I hope one day to win a bracelet and then file a complaint with the WSOP powers that be, that I should be recognized as the youngest bracelet holder. After all its not my fault that past winners had the advantage of being 10 years younger then I.

Your post has to be the high watermark for NVG as its one of the dumbest thread I've seen in quite sometime.
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:25 PM   #293
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People concern themselves with the dumbest things...
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:31 PM   #294
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

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Most ******ed thing I've heard all day.
I did just wake up though, so it could get worse.
I have been up for about 4 hours, so far this is still the winner.
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Old 12-28-2009, 07:10 PM   #295
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

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if you're born like in July you obviously have an advantage of being the youngest player.
And if your parents are tall then you have and advantage of becoming the tallest man. Totally unfair!

Joe Cada was younger than Peter Eastgate when he won. It's as simple as that.
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Old 12-28-2009, 07:23 PM   #296
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

Phil Hellmuth posting in disguise?
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Old 12-28-2009, 07:25 PM   #297
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Re: View: The youngest Main Event Champion should be co-owned by all 21 yr old champs

The only thing good about this post is Atarirob's nice boobie avatar
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Old 12-28-2009, 08:40 PM   #298
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Most ******ed thing.
fyp
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Old 12-28-2009, 11:25 PM   #299
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Re: Seriousy, Why?

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BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!
AhahhahahahahahHahahahahahahah, i dont Knowles why, but i Lopez a lot.
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Old 12-29-2009, 01:18 AM   #300
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Re: Seriousy, Why?

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why do you lose a lot more on the river than you win?
Answer: for every losing river there was the guy that won

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Why does Isildur1 keep catching cards and grinders never catch a break?
Answer: Isildur1 is broke dude

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Why can't somebody that buys in for $40k on a table ship a few $5 to railbirds?
Why will a gambler never donate a penny to a charitable cause but continue to lose millions to rich casinos?
Why did Phil Ivey say it doesn't hurt him to lose a million but will never give me a million if I told him that I would invest into my future and make the world a better place?
Why does Phil Ivey lose a ton at the pits yet he's still a millionare?
Why do I lose a little and I am broke because of that?
Answer to 5 questions above: Poker players aren't commies
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