how is this thread so long

LOL !!!

Suppose all humans live forever, are extensively trained in NLHE for one year, receive a $1000 stack daily, and play NLHE with the blinds at $5/$10 every day against all possible combinations of eight other players in parallel universes. So, the number of parallel universes will be around 9*10^10 choose 9. (Please don't comment on the impossibility or holes in this.)

Consider the top 100 players (based on average ROI per period). Their statistics (avg. limp ins, avg. post flop aggression etc.) be obviously be similar (steady state behavior of random variables). What kind of statistics will show a distinctive pattern as a decreasing function of ROI of the players? Suppose you sort the average ROI per day vs. the players. Will it be approximately Pareto distributed?

because if you're born like in July you obviously have an advantage of being the youngest player. it's not like you're eligible for this title once you're born

thoughts?

Most ******ed thing I've heard all day.
I did just wake up though, so it could get worse.

cool story bro

sest kui sa oled sündinud näiteks juulis te muidugi eeliseks on noorim mängija. see ei ole nagu teil on õigus käesoleva jaotise Kui oled sündinud. mõtted?

okay, consider it done. now what?

Good idea...I'll get right on it.

This is actually not a terrible idea, but it's just comprised of one person right now. If the title had any significance, they might do it that way.

If I shat gold, I'd be rich.

assuming you weren't abducted and your anus was farmed for riches

and that everyone else didn't also **** gold

No.

Who really cares? Wow I won but I was 33 days younger than the previous youngest winner!!

Be thrilled u won, who really gives a **** about "youngest ever" so fukn ******ed.

Awful thread

Grunch:

I tried to stop at the word "like" but my goddam peripheral vision caught that.

I hope one day to win a bracelet and then file a complaint with the WSOP powers that be, that I should be recognized as the youngest bracelet holder. After all its not my fault that past winners had the advantage of being 10 years younger then I.

Your post has to be the high watermark for NVG as its one of the dumbest thread I've seen in quite sometime.

People concern themselves with the dumbest things...

I have been up for about 4 hours, so far this is still the winner.

And if your parents are tall then you have and advantage of becoming the tallest man. Totally unfair!

Joe Cada was younger than Peter Eastgate when he won. It's as simple as that.

Phil Hellmuth posting in disguise?

The only thing good about this post is Atarirob's nice boobie avatar

fyp

AhahhahahahahahHahahahahahahah, i dont Knowles why, but i Lopez a lot.

Answer: for every losing river there was the guy that won

Answer: Isildur1 is broke dude

Answer to 5 questions above: Poker players aren't commies