lol you are an idiot please keep your mouth shut

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $10/$20 ($4 ante) - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

dunphi (BU): $13731.25 (687 bb)
fjutekk (BB): $6302.25 (315 bb)

Pre Flop: ($38)
dunphi (BU) raises to $68, fjutekk (BB) 3-bets to $212, dunphi (BU) 4-bets to $644, fjutekk (BB) calls $432

Flop: ($1296) A J 3 (2 players)
fjutekk (BB) checks, dunphi (BU) bets $680, fjutekk (BB) raises to $1580, dunphi (BU) 3-bets to $2480, fjutekk (BB) 4-bets to $5654.25 (all-in), 1 fold

Total pot: $6256 (Rake: $0.50)

fjutekk (BB) collects $6255.50

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $10/$20 ($4 ante) - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

dunphi (BU): $10583.75 (529 bb)
fjutekk (BB): $9444.75 (472 bb)

Pre Flop: ($38)
dunphi (BU) raises to $68, fjutekk (BB) 3-bets to $212, dunphi (BU) calls $144

Flop: ($432) 3 5 J (2 players)
fjutekk (BB) checks, dunphi (BU) bets $280, fjutekk (BB) calls $280

Turn: ($992) 3 (2 players)
fjutekk (BB) checks, dunphi (BU) bets $991.50, fjutekk (BB) calls $991.50

River: ($2975) 8 (2 players)
fjutekk (BB) checks, dunphi (BU) bets $2974.50, fjutekk (BB) calls $2974.50

Total pot: $8924 (Rake: $0.50)

Showdown:
dunphi (BU) shows 5 8 T Q (two pair, Eights and Fives)
(Equity - pre: 55%, flop: 64%, turn: 5%, river: 0%)

fjutekk (BB) shows 3 7 9 T (three of a kind, Threes)
(Equity - pre: 45%, flop: 36%, turn: 95%, river: 100%)

fjutekk (BB) wins $8923.50

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $10/$20 ($4 ante) - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

fjutekk (BU): $15337.75 (767 bb)
dunphi (BB): $4689.75 (234 bb)

Pre Flop: ($38)
fjutekk (BU) raises to $50, dunphi (BB) 3-bets to $158, fjutekk (BU) calls $108

Flop: ($324) 7 J 7 (2 players)
dunphi (BB) bets $200, fjutekk (BU) calls $200

Turn: ($724) 2 (2 players)
dunphi (BB) bets $723.50, fjutekk (BU) calls $723.50

River: ($2171) 4 (2 players)
dunphi (BB) checks, fjutekk (BU) bets $1520, dunphi (BB) raises to $3604.25 (all-in), fjutekk (BU) calls $2084.25

Total pot: $9379.50 (Rake: $0.50)

Showdown:
dunphi (BB) shows 8 J Q K (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
(Equity - pre: 67%, flop: 15%, turn: 0%, river: 0%)

fjutekk (BU) shows 2 7 8 Q (a full house, Sevens full of Deuces)
(Equity - pre: 33%, flop: 85%, turn: 100%, river: 100%)

fjutekk (BU) wins $9379

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $10/$20 ($4 ante) - 3 players
Rail Hand History Converter

fjutekk (BU): $15092.50 (755 bb)
<xllllll>< (SB): $8323 (416 bb)
dunphi (BB): $4296 (215 bb)

Pre Flop: ($42)
fjutekk (BU) raises to $50, <xllllll>< (SB) 3-bets to $182, dunphi (BB) 4-bets to $608, 1 fold, <xllllll>< (SB) 5-bets to $1886, dunphi (BB) calls $1278

Flop: ($3834) T J 4 (2 players)
<xllllll>< (SB) bets $3832.50, dunphi (BB) calls $2406 (all-in)

Turn: ($8646) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($8646) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $8646 (Rake: $1.50)

Showdown:
<xllllll>< (SB) shows 9 J K K (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - pre: 74%, flop: 61%, turn: 74%, river: 0%)

dunphi (BB) shows 8 9 J K (a straight, Seven to Jack)
(Equity - pre: 26%, flop: 39%, turn: 26%, river: 100%)

dunphi (BB) wins $8644.50

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $10/$20 ($4 ante) - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

dunphi (BU): $4394.50 (220 bb)
fjutekk (BB): $19618.50 (981 bb)

Pre Flop: ($38)
dunphi (BU) raises to $68, fjutekk (BB) 3-bets to $212, dunphi (BU) 4-bets to $644, fjutekk (BB) calls $432

Flop: ($1296) Q A 2 (2 players)
fjutekk (BB) checks, dunphi (BU) bets $680, fjutekk (BB) calls $680

Turn: ($2656) 3 (2 players)
fjutekk (BB) checks, dunphi (BU) bets $2655.50, fjutekk (BB) raises to $8470, dunphi (BU) calls $411 (all-in)

River: ($8789) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $8789 (Rake: $0.50)

Showdown:
fjutekk (BB) shows 3 4 5 6 (a straight, Ace to Five)
(Equity - pre: 46%, flop: 29%, turn: 80%, river: 100%)

dunphi (BU) shows T Q K A (two pair, Aces and Queens)
(Equity - pre: 54%, flop: 71%, turn: 20%, river: 0%)

fjutekk (BB) wins $8788.50

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $10/$20 ($4 ante) - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

fjutekk (BU): $24016.50 (1201 bb)
dunphi (BB): $3993 (200 bb)

Pre Flop: ($38)
fjutekk (BU) raises to $50, dunphi (BB) 3-bets to $158, fjutekk (BU) 4-bets to $482, dunphi (BB) calls $324

Flop: ($972) A Q 8 (2 players)
dunphi (BB) checks, fjutekk (BU) bets $440, dunphi (BB) calls $440

Turn: ($1852) T (2 players)
dunphi (BB) checks, fjutekk (BU) bets $940, dunphi (BB) raises to $3067 (all-in), fjutekk (BU) calls $2127

River: ($7986) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $7986 (Rake: $0.50)

Showdown:
dunphi (BB) shows 6 9 J A (a straight, Eight to Queen)
(Equity - pre: 49%, flop: 33%, turn: 4%, river: 0%)

fjutekk (BU) shows T J Q K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - pre: 51%, flop: 67%, turn: 96%, river: 100%)

fjutekk (BU) wins $7985.50

Balotelli.

that would be really awesome if true

Everyone should die in a grease fire

whats his location?

i'd take a punt at John Carew or Royston Drenthe. Both have been seen playing live tournaments in the UK. the first is norwegian and the second is Dutch but has failed to live up to expectations as a footballer, having once been on the books at Real Madrid

I know clicking buttons isn't that hard but come on...

I played cash with Royston Drenthe at dtd, pretty certain its not him, I dunno about John Carew, obv he doesn't play in the PL any more, and from how Oddsen worded it, it was like a current PL player, so rules out Drenthe as well.

That's intriguing, I really hope it is...

Don't see why people are offended, everyone dies.

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Andre Schurrle

Unless your a legend, because legends never die

Aren't supposed to be permabanned?I'll chalk this up as your warning.

TC, I don't doubt he's a good friend with a lot of character and most of his banter is entertaining but how often does this conversation have to come up over the years before 'jungle just being jungle' turns into jungle is just a douche. Even Colman who used chat to get action shows tact in a live event with fellow professionals.

I have no interest in derailing the whole thread over Jungle and his empathetic post ITT seems legit about telling the dude he should die but it's ridiculous to think someone who rarely shows respect for anyone else shouldn't be in the subject to a lot of **** talking himself

But rules of grammar do ("your" vs. "you're").

As for legends, they just fade away ... or move to Macau.

LOL, wpwp!

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

PimpyLimpy (BU): $33144.63 (663 bb)
<xllllll>< (BB): $5834.01 (117 bb)

Pre Flop: ($75)
PimpyLimpy (BU) raises to $150, <xllllll>< (BB) 3-bets to $450, PimpyLimpy (BU) calls $300

Flop: ($900) T 6 4 (2 players)
<xllllll>< (BB) bets $599.66, PimpyLimpy (BU) raises to $2698.48, <xllllll>< (BB) 3-bets to $5384.01 (all-in), PimpyLimpy (BU) calls $2685.53

First Turn: ($11668.02) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

First River: ($11668.02) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Second Turn: ($11668.02) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Second River: ($11668.02) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $11668.02 (Rake: $0.50)

First Showdown: Board: T 6 4 A 5

<xllllll>< (BB) shows 6 T K K (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
(Equity - pre: 62%, flop: 52%, turn: 8%, river: 0%)

PimpyLimpy (BU) shows 2 6 8 A (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
(Equity - pre: 38%, flop: 48%, turn: 93%, river: 100%)

PimpyLimpy (BU) wins $5833.76

Second Showdown: Board: T 6 4 7 3

<xllllll>< (BB) shows 6 T K K (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
(Equity - pre: 62%, flop: 52%, turn: 55%, river: 100%)

PimpyLimpy (BU) shows 2 6 8 A (a pair of Sixes)
(Equity - pre: 38%, flop: 48%, turn: 45%, river: 0%)

<xllllll>< (BB) wins $5833.76

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
Rail Hand History Converter

PimpyLimpy (BU): $5999.13 (120 bb)
<xllllll>< (BB): $13751.44 (275 bb)

Pre Flop: ($75)
PimpyLimpy (BU) raises to $150, <xllllll>< (BB) 3-bets to $450, PimpyLimpy (BU) calls $300

Flop: ($900) 4 4 2 (2 players)
<xllllll>< (BB) bets $200, PimpyLimpy (BU) calls $200

Turn: ($1300) Q (2 players)
<xllllll>< (BB) bets $649.75, PimpyLimpy (BU) raises to $1850, <xllllll>< (BB) calls $1200.25

River: ($5000) A (2 players)
<xllllll>< (BB) checks, PimpyLimpy (BU) bets $3499.13 (all-in), <xllllll>< (BB) calls $3499.13

Total pot: $11998.26 (Rake: $0.50)

Showdown:
PimpyLimpy (BU) shows 4 6 9 A (a full house, Fours full of Aces)
<xllllll>< (BB) mucks
PimpyLimpy (BU) wins $11997.76

Some chat i caught from Kanu and Carrycakes.
Its kind of dissapointing to see Kanu get so butthurt over some silly troll rankings. I thought he was better than that. Maybe he is only human afterall!

that looked all in fun. +1 to kanu and carrycakes. theyre just guys who dont take lif3 seriously

FWIW I agree with you. People can chalk it up to "Jungle being Jungle" but imo he's just a bit classless *