Hey guys!

I been doing ALOT of thinking the past 3 days about life/poker and the things I done, and how the poker community feels about me.
I talked to some of my friends and family about this and we all agree that i must growup, all this time i thought that it was"just online crap" (that none of it means anything)
When in reality i was wrong. I shouldn't of gone and taken the routes i took thru out the yrs against the people that I didnt like, or owned me or whatever.

I want to talk about my language 1st: What i said at the tables thru out yrs, when i said things wishing death/wishing bad things to happen to you or a family member, that was
just garbage, and I didnt mean any of it, i dont know many of you personally and wouldnt ever wish that stuff on anyone ever again. ITs just wrong, For example: a very close
friend of mine got hit by a bus at a football game and died around XMAS time, id feel terrible if someone said"oh i hope your mom gets hit by a bus" I never thought about
peoples feelings and i really realize i was wrong. The thread Seasalt made made me open my eyes and realize i can't go around lashing out at whoever i want when things
are going bad in my life, or at the table at that current time. If i dont want to play and think a game isnt good for me, I'll just sitout and leave from now on.
I wont tell others to do the same.

Im not only doing this because i got called out, Im doing it cuz enough is enough and its gotta stop. ITs been too long, im 24 yrs old and wanna take poker seriously and
do it forever till i choke on a mc chicken and die. Anyway I realize my past will always be on google and in the archives and i cant change all that, the only thing i can do
now is admit I'm sorry, and just move on and maybe if people see me not say anything negative in chat for a lonnnng time it will prove im trying my hardest to change.

Thruout the yrs i was just a poorsport and couldnt handle losing and i flippedout and berated people, I shouldn't of done all that and you wont see that in the chatbox
EVER again.

Altho, its impossible to be perfect, the worst thing youll ever see me write in chat from now on is"geeses how fn bad
can i run today, this sucks, when will it end" altho that is childish lol its the best i can see myself doing and i'll try to keep it minimal.

I know that i have so many haters and always will but I want you guys to know that in this case about saying im a chick to get loans/stakes, i really thought it wasnt
such a big deal, I'll leave it up to people i fooled out of stakes if they ever wanted to chime in on that. I wouldnt make fun of someone for falling for it. Anyway i felt it as business and I always made good
on $$$ from stakes or loans and always gave more, i been around poker since 06 online and have dealt with winning and losing 6 figures even. I been around lots of big $$ and
if i was a "Scammer" dont you think you would have come up with stories about me robbing LOTS of $$. I see people posted things of me ruining flippaments on P5 and scamming
3 5 and $20? THat stuff was yrs ago and i do deny it, i dont remember many of that stuff but i DO remember the flippament on P5s, and i ONLY did it because i wanted to ruin
their night of fun, because i was banned and just wanted to be a clown.

As for as trust and such,Im sure you can ask people like vaga on stars, pistons ika28 or 58 ? or whatever, bcans vitapur ummm tbentham... and many more, and you can even go to
PTR and check, i have flipped hu flips and 6 way checkdown flips with these people numerous times, for as little as $500 to 2k to even a 5k once. I have called allins with 23
94, just the worst hands and that goes to show you that im not out to get any edges in flips and shows my character. Im not proud of this Im not proud of losing 10k on a hand of BJ, its embarrassing and so
is the way I have acted.

MOds: i want the thread to stayup and pics are allowed for the contest im holding- the other thread can or whatever stay as long as stories arent made up, or just speculation. I want people allowed to post pictures in here... soooo,my last insult to the community now will be"doods, those photoshops you
made are horrible" I expect more effort and holding a contest now. Ill explain:

Here are 4 pictures of me, the only one that doesnt take part in the contest is the one im holding up the Trilogy boardgame, altho lol i expect it to be shopped. haha I will check this thread and reply alot, but the winner will be decided 3 days from the time i post this. There will be 3 winners each getting
$20 on RPM poker(merge skin where i play) or if you can find someone to do a swap, my rpm for them to send you on lock or carbon or wherever to do that. I will send $$ soon
as the contest ends to the top 3 that make me lol the best. I will pick 3 winners of the top 3 that i liked the most be creative.

I tried forever on how to loadup pictures on 2+2, im terrible and couldnt figure it out, i finally got them saved to jpegs but have zero clue how to post them in the OP, so ill just post links and hopefully people can click them? and see the pictures? or a MOD can edit this OP and put the pictures up in the OP? that should be ok right?

Heres a picture of me back a couple hundred pounds ago! when i useda bowl all the time when i was young have at it.(this pic doesnt count toward the contest, but the 3 down below do)

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7...lbslighter.jpg

HEre are the 3 pics that are part of the contest:

Pic 1:
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7398/marklool.jpg

holding up a sign which was an epic fail, showing off my nice laptob tho and my baller apartment. See the door behind me? yes that was from a badbeat, i thru my wireless mouse at the door. wow maybe ill post a pic of my bedroom door, 100x worse.

PIc 2:
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7217/mark0.jpg

rapping doods.

PIc 3:
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3149/markpoker1.jpg


At the wonder of it alllll-live mtt, ballin it up, final table, ended up getting 2nd or 3rd for like 2400 which i lost right afterwards i think on craps.


I dont need a volunteer to hold the $$ for this , I will do that myself in 3 days, and if i dont sendout then just ban me forever.

I'm sure there are lots of people who think"oh this scumbag cant change" "this guys bad news" "he'll flipout the 1st 1 outter he gets" my response to all that is no way doods!!!
I will only cry, not that badly about running bad, but i wont ever berate a fish to the extent that i have EVER again.. its bad as a human and for the game. I know i fd up
seriously!!!



So, I AM allowed to complain about the poker gods hating me and running bad tho but no vulgar chat. God i can see it allready the hundreds of people who will try to chat tilt me
to make me blowup, its gonna be fun to see if i can handle some bad ridicule. I am pretty sure i can. Gonna read the JAred Tendler book to help with my poker mind.

So thats it guys, I always wanted to hold a real contest anyway and this one should make me laugh so have at it, and thanks for reading, hope i dont regret writing this.

Also- if this thread is merged into the other thread, I dont want that to happen, if it does, take all the pictures down, the contest will not exist and then ill just go silent again.

For the record: I only"Scammed being a girl" giving me a scammer tag is just sad" I dealt with lots of $$ and not once has there ever been a robbery, i challenge someone to find me robbing thousands. Im not a theif, what i did was use bad chat and fake being someone i was not. that isnt scamming guys!

Good for you.
A lot of what was posted in that other thread about you was waaaay OTT but if it helped in you deciding to turn your life around then at least something good came of it.
Best of luck.

Thank you.

gl, i'm sure you can selfban yourself from chat on merge, that might be your best option.

Is this kid serious?

Just curious, are you a boy or girl. Obv, you don't have to answer. Ohh, and if you are a boy, is your name Mark?

I found your post to be quite long, therefore I chose not to read it.

If English is your first language then this country has failed miserably

Seriously not trying to troll, but it's getting a little sad now.
Do you feel that you need to have at least 1 thread about you on the 1st page of NVG everyday?

You said in the last thread about you that you "wouldn't be posting" to add any fuel to the fire...
So why not create a brand new thread about yourself, right?

Get over yourself, you're some loser who was made fun of one too many times in high school, which has led to you berating people from behind your computer screen when things don't go your way.
I've played with you live at Foxwoods and I can remember you kept your mouth shut for the most part. Then I see you online, bull****ting people in the staking threads, running off at the mouth whenever you loose a hand.

Nothing you say will change my opinion of you. You're an annoyance to the poker community. Please just go away now. If you want to work on "bettering yourself", stop posting in an online forum and learn to keep your mouth shut.

Also, consider running a spell check before creating a huge post about yourself if you expect people to read it and actually take you seriously.

Foxwoods looking dead lol

FWIW I believe this is upstairs where they hold the poker/slot tournaments. The actual poker room is downstairs.

I'm a man, not a boy! And no, it's not Mark.
My username comes from the first sn I used when I started online about 2007. Yes, I used a girls name so people would maybe softplay me. And no, I never used it to get stakes.

lol @ hookin up withhotgirls

how much do you pay them?

Imgur doesn't work with twoplustwo currently. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/55...ocked-1184548/

OP, you admit to pretending to be a non-existent person in order to get a stake, right? I don't really care about your use of bad words in chat.

this thread just makes you look like more of a tool.

If youre serious about changing it's really easy to make a new acct on 2+2 and start playing on a different merge skin with a different name and completely start over and make a new name for yourself

but instead you post a hardly readable tl;dr thread about yourself and for some reason think people will take pity on you

epic thread is epic.

Photoshops shouldn't be deleted this time - Mark himself posted his pictures in NVG so fair game imo.

god damn this guy is an epic douche

who starts their own photoshop threads ?

what a massive tool jfc

Dayuuuum.

Just how ugly do you intend on getting, sir?

LOL. He's been doing this for 6 years apparently, you think some tl;dr wall of text claiming he's sorry (after he gets called out) means anything?

This is just attention whoring of epic proportions.

Where's Ashley?