I stopped reading this thread until I saw Admo had posted. ty.

I'd hit it, ldo.

I think it's supposed to be a joke. Certainly, my posting it as advice to Brandon intended it as such.

Lay down with dogs, wake up with fleas. (imo)

fyp

lol the best parts of admo are the details

I agree, but the Boggle bit has gone straight over my head. Is it some kind of anagram?

Outstanding - I have observed that exact phenomenon with every hot, crazy chick I've dated, but I couldn't put it into words as well as you did.

It's like the first few weeks of the relationship you're sitting there listening to their ranting saying "yeah, that's terrible, blah blah blah" but all you can do is think about the next time you get them in the sack. But then the craziness inevitably starts sticking to you like dogcrap on your shoes, and the sex inevitably has more strings attached (emotional and financial). You reach a point of diminishing returns.

It's at that point where you can go one of two directions- you can do like Brandon, go all in, ignore the craziness and hope it will get better. Or you cut it off (which is usually pretty messy in itself with a crazy chick). I've made the mistake of going the first route before, though never for the stakes Brandon did.

one of jenn's last posts claimed they had intense boggle games, and brandon beating brandi led to their last breakup (after she fired a wine bottle at his head ldo)

Damn, I thought I'd read every single post in these threads. How could I have missed something as crucial as this?

Incidentally, all that good stuff that Jenn and Brandon were holding back -- is that all out now, or is there still more to come?

If it's all out, I'm a bit disappointed. Whatever happened at Body English, for example?

Body english cost $50 extra

I just love how the boggle game spells out compulsive liar. So sick.

A+ Brother.

I couldn't figure it out. Thanks for posting.

Great job Admo. Very clever Sir.

Siren Song

This is the one song everyone
would like to learn: the song
that is irresistible:

the song that forces men
to leap overboard in squadrons
even though they see beached skulls

the song nobody knows
because anyone who had heard it
is dead, and the others can’t remember.
Shall I tell you the secret
and if I do, will you get me
out of this bird suit?
I don’t enjoy it here
squatting on this island
looking picturesque and mythical
with these two feathery maniacs,
I don’t enjoy singing
this trio, fatal and valuable.

I will tell the secret to you,
to you, only to you.
Come closer. This song

is a cry for help: Help me!
Only you, only you can,
you are unique

at last. Alas
it is a boring song
but it works every time.

Margaret Atwood

JennFox, you need to be part of the police case, imo. Brandi should be put away.

Ask yourself this....
WWSD?
What would sklansky do?

There is no such thing as the "real truth". The truth is the truth. OP Sucks. (Basically)

He would buy her a present, something nice, like a laptop. Oh wait...

i just have to say that since someone posted the link to Brandi topless that this thread delivered for me 100%.

A++ would read again

Butt sects for laptops?

I think I just found a new charitable orginization for Brandi to do something good with her whoreness for the needy kids in Africa.....

Good Idea, yeah?

I'll be coordinating the 2+2 appeal to raise funds for my new charity, 'One assf**k per pokerplayer' (OAPP) -- a programme that will be researching ways in which every single low limit donk will have the opportunity to learn from the wonderful new sexology advances that is driving opportunity in the advanced poker world.

When the first money starts to roll in, there's a table of micro-limit maestros that we're hoping to adopt. By providing them with the same sort of confidence that has previously only been available to players like Jamie Gold, Gus Hansen, Bobby Baldwin and Captain Tom Franklin, we believe that these players will improve their game to such a level that very soon they'll be buying buttsecks for other deprived players at their limit, and improving the game as a whole for everybody.

Our motto?

Buy a man buttsecks, and he'll have an empty sack tonight.
Teach a man to buttsecks, and he'll have an empty sack for life.

Please pm me with your donations. And don't forget our other charity, Bad Beat on Buttsecks, a programme that helps replacing the appliances of poker players who have been cleaned out by women who feel scorned.

brilliant

[x] Just scrolled through entire thread for nude photos
[x] Disappointed

Once again this thread blows and OP poster blows at life. Why would we give a **** about what happened to you wah wah wah. This is 2+2. And NVG. You don't post actual feelings and cry baby tales and then try and act honorable. Especially after you got ripped off for 40k and your heart was ripped out by a **** that used you the entire time you flake. Why don't you actually man up and rip this bitch to shreds so anytime have the poker playing world sees her we can make fun of her and treat her like the true scumbag she really is?

[nit] by boggle rules it doesnt, cause it should snake rather than keep starting over from the top [/nit]