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01-18-2008 , 09:48 AM
lol slanderaments
01-18-2008 , 12:47 PM
Brandon, seems like you're still hung up on this chick. The crazies can be like that. I fear for your remaining appliances if she calls you up crying again.
01-18-2008 , 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I can assure you that the NWP "Brandon tells all" radio show is not a publicity stunt.

Micon has been friends with Brandon for some time now (see Oxy pictures from earlier in this thread).

Brandon wants to tell his story.

NWP Radio has been planned for a revival in 2008 anyway.

This is a natural fit. No gimmicks or BS here. Brandon is going to come on and dish the dirt, and all y'all are welcome to call in with questions/comments.

Even Brandi is welcome to call in. In fact, she's ESPECIALLY welcome to call in.

More news later on this NBC station!
Please have the host ask him why he shaves his arms.
01-18-2008 , 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by PokerBob
Please have the host ask him why he shaves his arms.
And if she smells as bad as Bob says.
01-18-2008 , 04:49 PM
Has anything happened in the last 500 posts? I took 3 hours off from this thread, and, well, meh at reading it all.

Cliffnotes please?
01-18-2008 , 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Superluminal
Has anything happened in the last 500 posts? I took 3 hours off from this thread, and, well, meh at reading it all.

Cliffnotes please?
* Allegedly, Brandi's a money-grubbing whore who smells bad
* Brandon's the last to realize it and still wants her back
* Nothing's changed since the OP except the usual NVG hilarity
01-18-2008 , 05:43 PM
I heard she was spotted playing stud with the Changle gang.
01-18-2008 , 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganjasaurus Rex
* Allegedly, Brandi's a money-grubbing whore who smells bad
* Brandon's the last to realize it and still wants her back
* Nothing's changed since the OP except the usual NVG hilarity
"still wants her back" Really????
01-18-2008 , 07:08 PM
Yeah, her "back".
01-18-2008 , 09:00 PM
http://www.neverwinpoker.com/forums/...NWP-Exclusive/

Brandon speaks about Brandi in a video interview with Bryan Micon.

I'd give the lighting an improvement from an F to a C- on this one.

Still, if you care at all about this whole situation (and if you are on page 93 here, you probably do), you should check it out.
01-18-2008 , 09:11 PM
So Sklansky never had sex with that woman.
01-18-2008 , 09:26 PM
Jenn Fox, this guy says Brandi is bisexual. Do you have anything you want to tell us?
01-18-2008 , 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
So basically, she's like basically, a basically bad girl who basically cleaned out basically everything from his house?
01-18-2008 , 09:48 PM


Lawl at your grammar
01-18-2008 , 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by bronx bomber
this guy says Brandi is bisexual.

Most dancers I know are. Thats not surprising (if true) in the least... nor is there anything wrong with it.
01-18-2008 , 10:10 PM
Wait, so you knew she was addicted to cocaine, alcohol, and painkillers, and had been a lesbian and prostitute/stripper for some time and you still proposed to her?

lol

Last edited by omar coming; 01-18-2008 at 10:16 PM. Reason: oh and lol at writing a book with that grammar
01-18-2008 , 10:16 PM
^^^^^basically
01-18-2008 , 11:10 PM
It's true that many strippers are bi, but there's a huge difference between being bisexual and lesbian.

Most bisexual girls tend to prefer having serious relationships with men, and only like being with women for casual sexual encounters.

Lesbians actually can only feel a true romantic connection with other women, and they really want nothing to do with men -- sexually or otherwise.

From Brandon's report, Brandi seems to be a lesbian. She only gets involved with men when there's something in it for her. Notice that he reports that she only would have sex when drunk or high. That's consistent with someone who really isn't attracted to men, but is forced into doing so to get what she wants.

I think it's safe to say that, if Brandi somehow came into $10 million tomorrow, her days of touching the penis would be over. Or, at least they'd be over until she blew through the $10 million, which I figure would happen in about a year or two.
01-18-2008 , 11:16 PM
I would back her any day, gigidi gigigoooo
01-18-2008 , 11:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
It's true that many strippers are bi, but there's a huge difference between being bisexual and lesbian.

Most bisexual girls tend to prefer having serious relationships with men, and only like being with women for casual sexual encounters.

Lesbians actually can only feel a true romantic connection with other women, and they really want nothing to do with men -- sexually or otherwise.

From Brandon's report, Brandi seems to be a lesbian. She only gets involved with men when there's something in it for her. Notice that he reports that she only would have sex when drunk or high. That's consistent with someone who really isn't attracted to men, but is forced into doing so to get what she wants.

I think it's safe to say that, if Brandi somehow came into $10 million tomorrow, her days of touching the penis would be over. Or, at least they'd be over until she blew through the $10 million, which I figure would happen in about a year or two.
Where are you getting all this info on lesbianism?
01-18-2008 , 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by PokerBob
Where are you getting all this info on lesbianism?
Maybe he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I wonder if he drinks.

gTg
01-18-2008 , 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by PokerBob
Where are you getting all this info on lesbianism?
Miri, OBV.

Hi Druff.
01-19-2008 , 12:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PokerBob
Where are you getting all this info on lesbianism?
Tila Tequila show obv.
01-19-2008 , 01:15 AM
That video was sad. This guy Brandon looks like a wounded animal. Tough to feel that bad for him. Play with fire, get burnt obv. And Micon just seems like an opportunistic douchebag. I was super into the whole thread yesterday when i was hungover for some reason, but that video just left a sour taste in my mouth.
01-19-2008 , 01:30 AM
yea i think he coulda picked up on the whole thing about her being a lesbian before he proposed to her with the ring, then she steals his crap and now he gets it that shes really not into guys, hahaha, OP you ever stop to think she just wasnt into you, ever, you were just her puppet till something better came along

      
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