She probably couldn't resist his fanny pack.

A Inbred Bar Hawk imo

come on brandi post

FYP

Basically this is the situation. No matter how much of a fool I was for involving myself in something that I didnt have the ability to handle or even remotely come close to grasping, I am not letting this go.

A severe crime has been committed and I am going to be the final person in the poker world at least that Brandi is able to do this to. So there will be no more Mark Newhouses, any the many other countless pro's and recreational players and just good hearted people in this world that Brandi has stolen from in the past.

While I was away from my home, Brandi systematically over a short period stole and sold every item of value from my home. This includes all electronics, furniture,computers, even appliances (i know what a sick bitch). Everything. I am sure she got no where near the face value of anything although the police report and affadavids list the loss at approximately $45,000.

Neighbors witnessed unknowing what was going on and gave statements to the police. The Las Vegas Police right now are basically just calling her a person of interest and are looking for her. Its takes about 10 business days from how it has been explained to me for all of the paper work to be processed and the information forwarded to the Clark County States Attorneys Office, in which a warrant will then be issued.

The dilema is this. I know where she is staying (commerce). Staying there and gambling with my money. When that money runs out she will have no where to go. I have informed the police of this. But obviously due to the overall small magnitude of the crime and the fact it is considered a non-violent crime, nothing can be done until she is spotted in the state of nevada, where she could then be detained and arrested.

So I ask any of you that wish to help me make sure she finally has to face some responsibility and accountability for her actions to help me. If you spot her anywhere in the state of nevada, contact me or the police immediately. She has a storage unit on West Flamingo (filled most likely with whatever things she couldnt sell off of mine). She will have to make an attempt at some point to come back here.

I don't care what any of this costs me. Im not accepting this and letting it go. Im going to do whatever it takes to make sure she realizes she is not going to be able to go through life this way and receive a get out of jail free card each time.


Brandon

Other than it is much much MUCH easier to get away with prostitution, the consequences if you do get busted are INFINITELY less severe, and that you aren't hurting any innocent people by doing it, yeah it's exactly the same.

lol wat

cut the guy some slack, he made mistakes, hopefully he can learn from them.

Anyone know Brandi's EV in Sklansky bucks?
TIA

It's your word against hers, chump. You lose.

ps..you're not good hearted. You're a patsy.

whats her handle on 2+2?

agree

Brandi Trainwreck Flowchart V.2
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I'd still like to drill her.. and after I was done i'd see if I could get some discount appliances. I do love a bargain!

This is by far the funniest thing I have read on this board!

I don't think the police will pursue this. By your own admission she was engaged to you and you lived together. AT the time of the alleged theft she was living there alone. Depends on if the DA really wants to pursue a domestic tiff like this which happens all the time.

They would have to prove to a jury that everything that was taken from thr house was in fact yours and not hers and that you never made any promises to ownership of said items. Further there is some common law issues that would have to be overcome.

They most likely will tell you after you haven't heard anyhting for a month or 2 that there is not enough evidence to go forward and just to choose who you become engaged to more carefully.

I was reading this thread and the one on the UltimateBet cheating scandal, side by side.

Why does the term "SuperUser" seem appropriate to both?!

Is that you Brandi? Domestic relations law isn't my specialty (nor is criminal law), but being engaged makes no difference for community property purposes, and Nevada is one of 9 community property states. The property is his- period- and she stole it. Sure, if she can show she paid for some of the property then it's hers, but from OP's original story, she was basically broke when he took her in.

It's his property, she stole it, and she's in big legal trouble. Particularly if OP has the money he says he does- he can presumably retain a lawyer to light a fire under the feet of the Vegas authorities.

OMG Pimprexel - You are angry. You might want to calm down.

When the DA gets all the info - they may or MAY NOT issue warrants. What if she claims you gave her the items? What if she gets an attorney to come after you (if you really have CD's and a house) for slander, libel, breach of privacy, stalking, sexual assault from the rear (oh - excuse me - that was the Captain), a palomony interest in your house, etc. In other words - right now you have your house, your health (you should check for HIV quarterly for the next five years), and can put this behind you. If the worm turns and she comes after you, it might bog you down for the next 5 years in litigation. Let it go.

However - if you are to continue - we would like more details from the bedroom!!

Vega33,

So you sound like you want to represent the pimp.

I think that if Brandi will simply post herein, she should be able to get pro bono representation. There may be several causes of action against the PIMP.

Brandi, a white girl transported across several state lines, please post your side of this disagreement asap.

Thanks,

gTg

I'm no lawyer, but this sounds like a civil lawsuit which OP would probably win. Also California must have some kind of law about bringing stolen property into the state.

But let us know when you 2 are appearing on Judge Judy.
edit:

my point was that complimenting someone on their skill at inflicting pain/suffering on others is misguided at best.