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01-14-2008 , 06:35 PM

#576

peachy

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,122

Quote:

Originally Posted by getterdone36

could someone tell me if these pics are chantel

thanks

i just threw up in my mouth....

01-14-2008 , 06:37 PM

#577

Pokabandito

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 173

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlopYouDead

How does someone skate after calling his relationship plutonic [sic]?

She may be mercurial, and you saturnine, but that doesn't make it plutonic, although it did cost you Uranus.

This hasn't gotten enough love. My guess is because >50% of 2p2 doesn't know how clever it truly was.

mer·cu·ri·al – adjective
1. changeable; volatile; fickle; flighty; erratic: a mercurial nature.

sat·ur·nine – adjective
1. sluggish in temperament; gloomy; taciturn.
2. suffering from lead poisoning, as a person.

01-14-2008 , 06:42 PM

#578

Trey Eight

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlopYouDead

How does someone skate after calling his relationship plutonic [sic]?

She may be mercurial, and you saturnine, but that doesn't make it plutonic, although it did cost you Uranus.

A+

01-14-2008 , 06:42 PM

#579

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,470

sry peachy didnt mean to make you throw up, just putting faces to this story, anybody got pics of the pimp?

01-14-2008 , 06:49 PM

#580

Arnold_O

banned

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,536

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokabandito

haha!
very clever

01-14-2008 , 06:51 PM

#581

Victor

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 72,386

Quote:

Originally Posted by peachy

i love jen!!!

peachy, does this confirm that jen was brandons rebound?

01-14-2008 , 06:55 PM

#582

peachy

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,122

Quote:

Originally Posted by Victor

peachy, does this confirm that jen was brandons rebound?

OBV no

01-14-2008 , 07:06 PM

#583

Bonified

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,555

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokabandito

Yes but Pluto isn't a planet any more so you should have used names of asteroids.

I'll get my coat.

01-14-2008 , 07:11 PM

#584

Stagger_Lee

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,325

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonified

Yes but Pluto isn't a planet any more so you should have used names of asteroids.

Stellar observation

01-14-2008 , 07:13 PM

#585

Mustbeblufin

adept

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 700

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Diablo

pimpr,

So, the other poker princess you were banging was chantal right?

Please compare and contrast, thx!

Your pimp hand might be stronger than people give you credit for!

This could get exciting!!

01-14-2008 , 07:14 PM

#586

*TT*

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 22,860

Quote:

Originally Posted by CardSharpCook

I saw Brandi friday night at the Bell. I think she was playing 15-30. Either stud or LHE, not sure. She looked hot as ever. She even got one of those table massages. Supposedly she left for Commerce that night? I was also at the Bell sat and sun. I didn't see her.

Maybe she was in town for the Adult Video Awards? Not shocking if so.

01-14-2008 , 07:16 PM

#587

Bonified

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,555

Quote:

Originally Posted by jds1201

That's nothing. I heard she was ****ing Goofy.

I'm back !

01-14-2008 , 07:17 PM

#588

Vega33

grinder

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 500

Interesting thread. I particularly liked some guy's observation that no one ever tries to "save" the fat and ugly girls. OP seems like a decent guy, and I can see how his scenario can occur, but I think he's deluding himself about his motives, either conscious or subconscious.

01-14-2008 , 07:22 PM

#589

lolol82

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 72

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazz June

Over/Under on number of pages for this thread? ~75?

Lock of the year...OVER.

01-14-2008 , 07:23 PM

#590

Rob121

banned

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,088

to the people who keep yelling at the people posting stupid crap in this thread, you sound like idiots. your responses bother me more than the ******ed comments.
still anxsiouly awaiting brandy response.

01-14-2008 , 07:24 PM

#591

TheJubilantMale

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,546

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuq

If you came across gobboboy in this exact same situation, would you try to help him? If so, to the tune of high six figures?

the 100k burrito hasnt been invented yet

01-14-2008 , 07:25 PM

#592

grapabo

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 511

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vega33

This isn't all that uncommon, but more often you see it as the other way around: the good girl has hots for bad boy, starts dating him with the intent of changing him. He doesn't change, treats her like dirt, she hangs on too long for something that's not going to happen, and in the end, she's worse off for the experience.

The only additional twist here is that apparently she cleaned out his assets on the way out the door.

01-14-2008 , 07:32 PM

#593

Shark Doctor

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 11,738

Quote:

Originally Posted by grapabo

I'd say thats more then just a twist

01-14-2008 , 07:32 PM

#594

Shark Doctor

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 11,738

This is kind of starting to sound a lot like the National Enquirer...

01-14-2008 , 07:32 PM

#595

Angrymoog

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 527

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stagger_Lee

Stellar observation

01-14-2008 , 07:42 PM

#596

thermopyla

newbie

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR

This is kind of starting to sound a lot like the National Enquirer...

Hey, its one thing to insult and defame Brandi and Captain Tom and all the other characters in this soap opera, but when you stoop to defaming a fine publication like the NE, well that is just beyond belief.

p.s. I would hit it too but I have a large supply of pencillin on hand.

01-14-2008 , 07:44 PM

#597

badatmath

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,002

01-14-2008 , 07:46 PM

#598

GaryTheGoat

grinder

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 630

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zetack

I think it was far more interesting that Brandon revealed that while banging Brandi, Phil Ivey could only get it up while fondling Jamie Gold's money while Sklansky got it on with the younger two of three BILLY goats in the corner...

... Ok, I may have some of the details wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's the gist of it.

FYP!

You're the first poster to fail to include Billy in the goat description. Please get the important details correct. The devil is in de tales. My attorney, Seif, contends that this may be libel...unless you have the absolute defense of truth.

I do have a lot of Sklansky bucks, but I didn't get 'em from David.

gTg

01-14-2008 , 07:48 PM

#599

UATrewqaz

banned

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 9,699

You can't turn a Ho into a house wife
Hos don't act right
There's Ho's on a mission and there's Ho's on a crack pipe
Hey Ho, How you doin' Where you been?
Probly doing Ho stuff Cuz there you Ho again
It's a Ho wide world, that we livin' in
Feline feminine fantastical women
Not all, just some
You Ho who you are
There's Ho's in the room, there's Ho's in the car
There's Ho's on stage, there's Ho's by the bar
Ho's by near and Ho's by far