The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker - Page 23 - Poker News

I think it was far more interesting that Brandon revealed that while banging Brandi, Phil Ivey could only get it up while fondling Jamie Gold's money while Sklansky got it on with the younger two of three goats in the corner...

... Ok, I may have some of the details wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's the gist of it.

01-14-2008 , 05:39 PM

#552

kailua

grinder

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 548

Quote:

I had some CD's that she had overheard me talking about with a financial advisor over the phone.

hint: if you're financial advisor convinced you of his need to handle your CD's, you were conned by more than your moll/maiden fantacy girl

01-14-2008 , 05:46 PM

#553

Chump Change

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Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Diablo

pimpr,

I'm not saying sex was the only reason you did all this stuff. It's just highly unlikely that your motives were purely altruistic and the only time you ended up putting yourself out there like that coincidentally happened to be with a hot chick. There are tons of messed up young guys in the poker community who could use a lot of help. How many of those guys have you taken under your wing for a year and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on?

El D, during the first go 'round I thought you wrote, "...taken under your WANG for a year..."

01-14-2008 , 05:47 PM

#554

john voight

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brandi hasnt read this yet most likely she was last on 4 days ago

01-14-2008 , 05:54 PM

#555

Al Capwne

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,431

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimprexel

I have a small penis.

01-14-2008 , 05:54 PM

#556

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by selurah

Can't say I'm all too surprised.

Your avatar, while totally awesome, makes it very hard for me to take anything you say seriously.

01-14-2008 , 05:58 PM

#557

Chump Change

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Chump Change View Post
Possibly, but more likely you're just a sheltered self-righteous prick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by markksman

Nah... Being a stripper is a horribly damaging environment. Only a tiny fraction of strippers who do it for any period of time come out unscathed. Anyone who allows their significant other to put themselves in that situation to be destroyed like that does likely have something wrong with them.

You can quote all the friends you want who have stripper girl friends, or all the cool strippers you know. It doesn't matter. The reality is stripping is a tough and damaging business for most woman who do it. Anyone knowing that, and allowing their girlfriend/wife to do it, simply has to have issues.

It would be the same if you sat by and let your girlfriend have a major life-damaging heroin problem. If you sat by and did nothing you would be irresponsible.

Sigh... Yeah, I know you're pretty much correct, I was just slightly annoyed by his condescending tone and his (word of the day---->) self-righteousness, so I went with an insult instead of a civil discussion.

01-14-2008 , 06:00 PM

#558

FlopYouDead

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 911

How does someone skate after calling his relationship plutonic [sic]?

She may be mercurial, and you saturnine, but that doesn't make it plutonic, although it did cost you Uranus.

Last edited by FlopYouDead; 01-14-2008 at 06:07 PM.

01-14-2008 , 06:01 PM

#559

pineapple888

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markksman

Evidence, please.

01-14-2008 , 06:02 PM

#560

Chump Change

EuroBBVSuicideKing

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuq

That's the most galling thing. She's a goddamned centaur. I've seen her pictures. I've seen her videos. I mean if you're gonna blow high six figures on a broad she should at least have a decent sized rack and an ass that isn't so big you could grow corn on it.

Wait wait wait... Brandi gots that ass?!? Do you know her number?

01-14-2008 , 06:05 PM

#561

El Diablo

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pimp,

"I even told her it made no sense how she explained it. People dont purchase certificates of deposit for a month."

Forgot to mention this earlier, but one-month CDs exist and I've bought them a number of times in the past.

01-14-2008 , 06:06 PM

#562

tarheeljks

The Dark Knight

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 37,654

Quote:

Originally Posted by pineapple888

Evidence, please.

you don't need a scientific study to see why he's onto something there. common sense should do the trick.

01-14-2008 , 06:07 PM

#563

RikaKazak

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jwc529

brandi and dustin seem to account for 90% of all poker scandals. why is that??

no pride imo

01-14-2008 , 06:09 PM

#564

bustowithnobra

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,715

LOL- You know how many women are the same way, but since the guys they are courting have way more money than these degens, they never have to steal, they just ask for it.

Also, add my vote to the feel bad camp.

By the way I think OP is a whiny bitch- you got suckered and now instead of sucking it up you tell all the secrets you know of this person- which I still don't get the rational of.

01-14-2008 , 06:14 PM

#565

El Diablo

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pimpr,

So, the other poker princess you were banging was chantal right?

Please compare and contrast, thx!

Your pimp hand might be stronger than people give you credit for!

01-14-2008 , 06:16 PM

#566

CaptSaveAHo

stranger

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14

[?] on a mission from god

01-14-2008 , 06:19 PM

#567

peachy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Victor

chantal? jennicide?

i love jen!!!

01-14-2008 , 06:23 PM

#568

Arnold_O

banned

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,536

Originally Posted by Chump Change View Post
Possibly, but more likely you're just a sheltered self-righteous prick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by markksman

totally agree here. and what's up with chump change? does he always go around acting so angry and arrogant?

01-14-2008 , 06:25 PM

#569

RikaKazak

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sqwisssssss

and its no surprise that all you idiots actually believe this story.

a story from a supposedly genuine guy who names himself, "pimprexel".

i got some of my old condoms from after having sex with brandi. would anyone care to buy them?

this thread is just proof on how pathetic and female absent your lives are. your just a bunch of bedroom weirdo dwellers who live vicariously through these brandi threads. you want to believe this crap because most of you dont come close to any story of being with a girl in real life.

get a grip idiots. you dont know the op. the story is taken at face value with no question.........and its from a supposed pitboss who happens to be the biggest sucker on the planet. wow, you guys are ****ing stupid and pathetic.

ummm...just because his screen name isn't Brandon...or something "normal" like that doesn't discredit his story at all.

Also, many 2+2'ers...myself included are married. And I have a completely normal/social life for a 23 year old. Many of my real life friends actually post on 2+2 and we do many normal male 20 something things like head out to the bars, go to the casino get wasted and play small stakes etc. etc.

Another point, I don't believe his story 100% (usually the truth lies inbetween 2 stories) but I would say I believe his story maybe 75-85% and that the truth is WAY CLOSER to his side then I suspect (speculate) Brandi's side of the story will be. After all, it's now Brandi vs. a LOT of people saying a LOT of things...it's hard to believe there's a giant consipiracy against her and EVERYONE is making up stories etc. etc.

Final point, my wife is a lot more attractive than Brandi (while she might not score higher in a hot or not etc. poll, she's college educated, conservative yet fun, good cook, good house keeper, caring, sweet, etc. etc. and to me all of that added up is WAY MORE important than just looks, after all, there is tons more to a relationship than just sex/looks)

edited to add: ironically while I was typing this out my wife made me deviled eggs (sp) and cheese and cracker snack without even asking....just because...to me that's 10x hotter than a chicks boob size

Last edited by RikaKazak; 01-14-2008 at 06:35 PM.

01-14-2008 , 06:26 PM

#570

bustowithnobra

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Its like you guys are bringing stripping to a level of prostitution. Its not.

01-14-2008 , 06:26 PM

#571

suzzer99

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnold_O

spot on dude.

these borderline chicks just make up random stuff because it's what they do.

http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publi...disorder.shtml

[i]
Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is a serious mental illness ...

I thought 2p2 had officially diagnosed her with Histrionic personality disorder?

01-14-2008 , 06:28 PM

#572

jds1201

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,208

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimprexel

Feelings weren't plutonic.

01-14-2008 , 06:29 PM

#573

El Diablo

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WTF,

"and el diablo, why do you do that ****? why say if you think the jamie gold story was great than what you know is even better? as if OP wasn't high school enough with the i know a lot of juicy stuff but i won't tell line, you had to add to it, i'm disappointed i expect more from you"

Learn to read.