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01-14-2008 , 05:55 AM
[QUOTE=Dan Druff;2220160]

in July of 2007, Phil Ivey gave her a Bellagio flag in exchange for a night of nasty sex. Brandi also told Brandon that Phil had impotence issues and had to pop Viagras to perform. QUOTE]


ZOMG
01-14-2008 , 05:59 AM
So, pimpr, how exactly did/do you get all this money?
01-14-2008 , 06:03 AM
[x] self censored for being just to stupid
01-14-2008 , 06:26 AM
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in July of 2007, Phil Ivey gave her a Bellagio flag in exchange for a night of nasty sex. Phil had impotence issues and had to pop Viagras to perform.
wtf? can anyone confirm this?
01-14-2008 , 06:32 AM
THIS THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER. I AM ****ING PISSED OFF THAT I HAD TO READ ALL OF THIS AND HAVE NOT HEARD ONE, EVEN ****ING ONE CREDIBLE OR SCANDALOUS STORY. YEA IM YELLING WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT.
01-14-2008 , 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by David Sklansky
Things now begin to make sense. This was the "slanderous" accusation she made against me? I didn't say those things but I did tell her that guys will stake her if they think they have a chance with her. Even if they think it is negative EV for them. Maybe she thought I was insulting her poker ability with those words.
Instead of telling her verbally you should have posted the advice on 2+2. That way you could clear up all misunderstandings in the 7th or 8th thread you'd start to clarify your clarifications.

PairTheBoard
01-14-2008 , 06:53 AM
I need to visit 2+2 more often
01-14-2008 , 06:53 AM
i for one, am in favor of DS starting several threads on this subject
01-14-2008 , 07:06 AM
01-14-2008 , 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by pimprexel
I dont regret anything I did. I learned alot and will move on. I do not consider myself a sucker because I know what my intent was and I will have no problem sleeping at night or accepting what has happened.
"I do not consider myself a sucker because I did not intend to be a sucker."
01-14-2008 , 07:28 AM
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While we were broken up over the summer for a few weeks, she had a basically sexual relationship with a well known pro.


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01-14-2008 , 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Phresh
I'm out of the loop.. someone link me or PM me the back story involving Peachy Vs. Chantal.




I will be so disappointed if David denies having said this.

PS: She is ****ing HOT.

lil ole me?? neva!!!
01-14-2008 , 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by HoosierAlum
Name of "well-known pro" she dated in the summer?
I saw her making out pretty heavily with Carlos Mortenson a few times this summer, and one time what appeared to be a more than friendly kiss with David Levi...

Last edited by TheWacoKidd; 01-14-2008 at 07:56 AM.
01-14-2008 , 07:56 AM
Jamie Gold......
01-14-2008 , 08:03 AM
Just to add to the growing speculation while we all develop some blueballs waiting for confirmation...

Didn't either ansky or raptor post a picture of Brandi and Carlos cuddled up in a bar from one of the tournaments like last spring or so?

Apologies for not remembering exactly who it was that took the pic. But I'm pretty sure that pic exists somewhere in the old threads.
01-14-2008 , 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by apefish
Just to add to the growing speculation while we all develop some blueballs waiting for confirmation...

Didn't either ansky or raptor post a picture of Brandi and Carlos cuddled up in a bar from one of the tournaments like last spring or so?

Apologies for not remembering exactly who it was that took the pic. But I'm pretty sure that pic exists somewhere in the old threads.
You are right and I think it was raptor or some other rich kid.
01-14-2008 , 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Schneids


courtesy of

[x] Thread finally delivers.

Though I'm not sure why she'd want credit for schtupping the most hated guy in poker.
01-14-2008 , 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by robracing
LOL that this thread briefly crashed the 2+2 database a few minutes ago!

My respect for Captain Tom continues to rise!

If the thread last year was to be believed, he actually ended up financially better-off for his dealings with Brandi, as opposed to all others who have been Busto'd by her.

I will give David credit for being break-even for his little Brandi adventure!
Sklansky deserves more credit, he has to be slightly richer. Brandi has attracted a lot of traffic to this site which will have increased advertising revenue and book sales. Can anyone confirm the strong rumour he had sex with three billy goats btw and is it true Phil Ivey can't get it up?
01-14-2008 , 08:53 AM
wait, what??? Brandi and Gold, hahahahaha
01-14-2008 , 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by ben wb
Can anyone confirm the strong rumour he had sex with three billy goats btw
Word is that he did the Little Billy Goat and Middle Billy Goat but he felt Great Big Billy Goat was past his prime.
01-14-2008 , 09:29 AM
Thread sucks.

All you people who typed EPIC suck worse.
01-14-2008 , 09:29 AM
she aint that hot?
01-14-2008 , 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by ipitythefool
anyone else disappointed that the term "bloodbath" wasn't used in the OP anywhere?
Yes.
01-14-2008 , 09:43 AM
That Phil Ivey wisecrack must be verging on slandour/libel (w/e)
01-14-2008 , 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by inyourface
That Phil Ivey wisecrack must be verging on slandour/libel (w/e)
It would be if I didn't put a disclaimer both before and after the paragraph that it was false.

      
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