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01-20-2008 , 06:07 PM

#26

thedudeman

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Trombone

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VXvf95eh9dM

i crush this scrub

01-20-2008 , 06:07 PM

#27

thedudeman

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 25

2 days

01-20-2008 , 07:28 PM

#28

a nonymous

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,212

Quote:

Nick B.
Super Moderator

Yes, this thread is still open. Yes, a "Super" Moderator has posted in it repeatedly. Yes, this thread is still open. I know, hard to believe.

01-20-2008 , 07:46 PM

#29

Assani Fisher

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 48,128

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedudeman

thanks guys. i dont really need all the raps. cant really use those. thatd just be copying ur posts. just words and some well known phrases or funny dumb **** you wna hear in a rap. or flame me if you dont wna hear ****.

this is quality here.

01-20-2008 , 08:01 PM

#30

ALLEN BOND

adept

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 787

Quote:

Originally Posted by Post2Learn

***** Ship that stack nh sirrrrr
you suck so hard you might as well transferrrrr
cuz when i'm limpin my BTN like durrrrr (like durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
i'll have you stackin' off with bottom purrrr

lurkin 2+2 grindin from 2 to 2
playin 10/20 HU 3-bet to 222
checkraisin flops and bluffshovin rivers
i roll hort i be double-floating n****s (w0000t)
rep ya set homie check/fold don't bet homie
can't outswong me homie cuz i got 100 BIs on me
i flop sets... (w00000t!!!!)
watchin CR vids on private jets... (yay-yay!!)
i make a livin snappin off c-bets
and if you try to barrel me be prepared to barrel 3
cuz i'm a showdown junkie like my homie jeppG (one one one one!!!!)

winnar!

01-21-2008 , 12:38 AM

#31

thedudeman

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick B.

Instead of complaining, maybe you should contribute to this thread!

come back here and flame me in 3 days

01-21-2008 , 12:39 AM

#32

thedudeman

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Assani Fisher

this is quality here.

the haters must be stopped. 3 days son. start the countdown.

01-21-2008 , 05:49 AM

#33

thedudeman

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedudeman

come back here and flame me in 3 days

i dont know what i meant here. too drunk. but im done with the track. im gna record it post it and then you can flame away on the lords day if you feel the need. otherwise i dont see how this thread is ne more ridiculous than all the other dumb crap people post. if ne thing its a fun creative thread to mess around on. who am i kidding though its 2+2 theres always some haters.

Last edited by thedudeman; 01-21-2008 at 05:57 AM.

01-21-2008 , 11:09 AM

#34

zen_rounder

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,638

homie erik ryland got a cap in his azz
erik ryland and his crew gotz sprayed
erik rylans said im all in i said "CALL"

01-21-2008 , 04:29 PM

#35

William H Bonney

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 17

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...b-19c4d9dc673d

No Limit Poker

01-21-2008 , 04:33 PM

#36

MiltonFriedman

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,785

Nice updated rap.

01-22-2008 , 06:55 PM

#37

Hibs boy

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 994

It ain't white boy day I asked Drexel Spivey
I'm buyin in for a cool Mil you're foldin Kings like Ivey

01-23-2008 , 12:46 AM

#38

Shark Doctor

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 11,738

I have a feeling the OP is either Bob Sagat or Wayne Brady - I dont know why its between those two - it just is

01-23-2008 , 01:30 AM

#39

kudzudemon

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,560

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrantofice

haha. you all suck

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
And I'll tell you how I became the pro Greg Raymer

In north Carolina born and raised
At the poker tables where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all reciting all-in odds outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin multi-accounting in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' to Vega for the Main Event Dear!’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
Checked my PT results and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First event, yo this is bad
Omaha split is making me sad
Is this what the people of Vega live like?
Finished in the money so it’s alright.

whistled for Brandi but she was nowhere near
Got real hungry so I ate a deer
If anything I could say my hobby is bland
But looking at fossils is why I’m called the Fossilman!

I made to the first dinner break
And I yelled to the waiter yo, hom’s more steak!
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle in my throne as the Main Event Winner

And you can rock it to the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song.

J to the E to the thro BODINE-
Kickin' it Clampett Style

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